What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

In 20 years with my ex we didn't have a single memorable Valentine's. In fact my last memorable Valentine's was in 1997. I was 16 and stood up and drank a bottle and a half of cheap and nasty port. I vomited it all up in the middle of the city and stained the pavers. Seriously, they were stained for months. It was terrible.
Master has organised a night away for us. I'm absolutely thrilled. It's going to be a long week.
 
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