What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[barefootgirl69]

BFG, I actually sent @CincyGurl66 a PM a couple hours ago. So hopefully you will vouch for me that I'm a decent guy to chat with.

I'll have to check my venmo, first.

 

[SmokingFap]

Maybe I should invest in carrier pigeons

I definitely would not recommend investing in an extinct species. However, if you happen to find a mating pair in the wild somewhere, you might get rich enough to start your own video chat platform.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Putting stuff away is the most boring thing ever...

 

[MrMakersMark]

Putting stuff away is the most boring thing ever...

In a past life, I endured a professional reprogram that removed my tendency to leave things be.

So now I get a bit of a buzz from organization.



But the idea of it bores me too.

 

[CincyGurl66]

Not really, because the problem isn't what you're doing. This falls squarely on their shoulders.

It's frustrating to say "not looking for anything like that" and be told "me, either!" Only for them to start pushing that boundary three messages later.

Be firm and don't tolerate it. If they do it once, it will continue. Save yourself the aggravation; ignore early, ignore often.

Thanks so much. <3

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I definitely would not recommend investing in an extinct species. However, if you happen to find a mating pair in the wild somewhere, you might get rich enough to start your own video chat platform.

And then take over the world!

Its moments like these I lament not being able to grow a beard so I could stroke it like a villain

 

[Wand3rlust]

In a past life, I endured a professional reprogram that removed my tendency to leave things be.

So now I get a bit of a buzz from organization.



But the idea of it bores me too.

Oh my God. Emptying the dishwasher. Putting away laundry.

 

[Wand3rlust]

And then take over the world!

Its moments like these I lament not being able to grow a beard so I could stroke it like a villain

You can stroke mine.... *ahem*

 

[RosewoodTulip]

You can stroke mine.... *ahem*

Oh now I know you don't have one cos I've seen your pretty face.
I'll just have to think of something else

 

[SmokingFap]

And then take over the world!

Its moments like these I lament not being able to grow a beard so I could stroke it like a villain

Would you like to stroke my beard? For your evil scheming only, of course.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Would you like to stroke my beard? For your evil scheming only, of course.

Hmm tempting
What have you got? On a scale between goatee and Gandalf?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Me earlier.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

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Me earlier.

See! Pretty!
Did you do something to your hair?

 

[Wand3rlust]

See! Pretty!
Did you do something to your hair?

Why thank you for noticing...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Why thank you for noticing...

I am very observant
Looks like it's been breezy too

 

[SmokingFap]

Hmm tempting
What have you got? On a scale between goatee and Gandalf?

In between. But you'll need to stroke it today. It's getting a bit unruly and itchy, so it's coming off tonight.

https://postimg.cc/9RmX1pkv

 

[RosewoodTulip]

In between. But you'll need to stroke it today. It's getting a bit unruly and itchy, so it's coming off tonight.

https://postimg.cc/9RmX1pkv

That's a beard for scritches not villainy!
(if I could be arsed I'd make a powerpoint)

But thank you

 

[SmokingFap]

That's a beard for scritches not villainy!
(if I could be arsed I'd make a powerpoint)

But thank you

Maybe I'll just partially clip it off and leave the mad scientist goatee for a day or two.

 

[orangecurious]

carrier pigeons aren't extinct

also, there is no such thing as a pigeon proof bird feeder

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Maybe I'll just partially clip it off and leave the mad scientist goatee for a day or two.

Where a fedora and pretend you're in a jazz band!


Sorry. I have not slept well

 

[dawn_of_night]

For fucks sake...

Can I not do anything right???

Or are you just that much of a control freak that you have to have your hands in everything....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

For fucks sake...

Can I not do anything right???

Or are you just that much of a control freak that you have to have your hands in everything....

 

[SmokingFap]

carrier pigeons aren't extinct

also, there is no such thing as a pigeon proof bird feeder

My mistake. I was thinking of passenger pigeons.

 

[orangecurious]

My mistake. I was thinking of passenger pigeons.

i mean, they're not used much, but still.

maybe the carriers refused to take the passengers.

pigeons, eh!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Thanks Kitty.