What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SmokingFap]

Wondering how I could possibly feel a ton of ways all at the same time?! I rolled into work In the stupid early hours of the morning. Thankfully someone wise told me I should go to bed last night. It still wasn’t enough sleep.

Do I ever sleep enough more than 3 nights a week?

I’m still ridiculously energized and playful! How is that possible?

If anyone reads news articles of kids being launched from windows, it’s me. The oldest had his electronics taken away and he’s pushing the last nerve of the youngest.

Everyone in the U.S. seems to have stolen all of the eggs, milk, and bread if there’s a fucking flurry. Even the egg whites?! No one ever buys them. I do! Lowfat, high protein! Bitches.

Wanna know why kids aren’t actually being launched from windows? Wine. The store actually had wine.

Dick. That would be great. Could solve a lot of problems. Maybe I’d consume less wine.

Out of all those things, I'm most surprised that you can't get any dick.

 

[Sammysub07]

Out of all those things, I'm most surprised that you can't get any dick.

Virtual dick is a lot different than the real thing!

The real thing is harder to get doing the single mom life

 

[Mewalkabout]

Ugh this wait sucks

 

[ALovelyNudist]

This snoring is ridiculous

 

[lacandy]

I think I’m getting sick…and I don’t have time for it.

 

[Chillygirl]

The emails today and meetings. I wonder how long we’re all going to be on high alert and walking on eggshells. I might really need to look into selling feet pics.

 

[Shady_nz]

How is it that I can just wrap my earphones around my hand a couple times and put them in my pocket, but when I pull them back out, they look like some mentally-challenged Boy Scout on meth was practicing for his knot-tying merit badge?

#mylife

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

(looks at his expired Twinkie, didn't realize they actually had expiration dates, shrugs and eats it anyway)

In our drama department in HS, we had a faux book that housed a Twinkie... it was as old as the school and was still spongy

I don't think their expiration dates are real!!!!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Is feet pics for sale really enough to make a living.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I...have a new fantasy thanks to this candle...

 

[Chillygirl]

Is feet pics for sale really enough to make a living.

I wonder that too. Feet videos…maybe have to start adding cleavage pics at some point. Hand pics? I’m just not sure.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I wonder that too. Feet videos…maybe have to start adding cleavage pics at some point. Hand pics? I’m just not sure.

It would be nice to work from home I guess too.

 

[EctoJohn]

Sometimes it's not just a bad day.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is feet pics for sale really enough to make a living.

It's not the pictures, it's the marketing.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It's not the pictures, it's the marketing.

Like sending dic pics? Whether it’s accepted or not depends on your marketing skills.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Omg....


*fans self*
Fuck.. I need potatoes now...and someone speaking in Elvish.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Y'all have me seriously considering asking the husband if I can start an OF for feet pics...

 

[Shenanigans90]

#Samiam My bath and body needs to up it’s game.

 

[MedicalMuse]

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I...have a new fantasy thanks to this candle...

I love this. I’m now going to see if there is a hobbit porn genre. Thanks

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I love this. I’m now going to see if there is a hobbit porn genre. Thanks

There's a Supernatural one.... Candle that is, not porn.

 

[MedicalMuse]

There's a Supernatural one.... Candle that is, not porn.

There’s supernatural porn too

 

[Medicalman13152]

Y'all have me seriously considering asking the husband if I can start an OF for feet pics...

Yes please...lmao

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

There’s supernatural porn too

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Yes please...lmao

I mean... y'all get my feet here for free!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

The emails today and meetings. I wonder how long we’re all going to be on high alert and walking on eggshells. I might really need to look into selling feet pics.

My feet are ugly. Maybe I could charge people to NOT send them feet pics.