What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SassySheDevil]

We'll make a connecting flight and pick you up. I'll bring the beer, Princess will bring her fancy wine and pajamas, and Seeker will have fish and chips waiting for us. So what kind of ramen will you be bringing?

Hmm. I can bring a bunch of different kinds. Personally beef is my favorite. But this way we can try others.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Hmm. I can bring a bunch of different kinds. Personally beef is my favorite. But this way we can try others.

a ramen buffet!! Sounds like heaven to me!

 

[SmokingFap]

Hmm. I can bring a bunch of different kinds. Personally beef is my favorite. But this way we can try others.

Just find out what kind of wines @MidwestPrincess23 is bringing so we can decide the appropriate pairings. We wouldn't want to be so gauche as to pair a white with Beef ramen.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, joy. Who are you and what did I do to deserve that? I've only posted once today about my crush.

 

[SmokingFap]

Oh, joy. Who are you and what did I do to deserve that? I've only posted once today about my crush.

Shhh! You weren't supposed to tell anyone!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Just find out what kind of wines @MidwestPrincess23 is bringing so we can decide the appropriate pairings. We wouldn't want to be so gauche as to pair a white with Beef ramen.

It's usually a red blend or Malbec. I could throw a white in to pair with the chicken ramen... but I usually throw the rules away and only drink red

well... unless it's champagne

 

[SmokingFap]

It's usually a red blend or Malbec. I could throw a white in to pair with the chicken ramen... but I usually throw the rules away and only drink red

well... unless it's champagne

Ahhh. So cilantro-lime ramen for the champagne, right?

 

[SmokingFap]

Dammit, now my stomach is growling like Chewbacca. And these chicken breasts are probably going to take all fucking day to thaw out.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Dammit, now my stomach is growling like Chewbacca. And these chicken breasts are probably going to take all fucking day to thaw out.

I still haven't decided on dinner... but clearly I'm not making chicken because it would DEFINITELY not be thawed out in time at this point!

 

[SmokingFap]

I still haven't decided on dinner... but clearly I'm not making chicken because it would DEFINITELY not be thawed out in time at this point!

(looks around kitchen to see what I can make for a late lunch. hmm. Uncle Ben's wild rice, half a jar of nacho cheese, and ketchup. might have to wait until the fucking chicken thaws.)

 

[TXRafe]

I still haven't decided on dinner... but clearly I'm not making chicken because it would DEFINITELY not be thawed out in time at this point!

just put the frozen chicken in a ziplock bag and put the bag in a bowl of cold water in the sink. it will thaw in like 30 mins.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

just put the frozen chicken in a ziplock bag and put the bag in a bowl of cold water in the sink. it will thaw in like 30 mins.

*looks around*
but I don't want to make chicken... I shall use "it's not thawed" as my excuse. Nobody at my house knows the tricks except me. There is a reason for that you see, so they can't use the tricks against me!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Strongest/best hand lotion for cracked hands?? Cause Neutrogena Norwegian Formula is not helping.

 

[SmokingFap]

just put the frozen chicken in a ziplock bag and put the bag in a bowl of cold water in the sink. it will thaw in like 30 mins.

Ziplock bag? COLD WATER? Who the fuck do you think we are, Gordon Ramsey?!?

 

[SmokingFap]

Strongest/best hand lotion for cracked hands?? Cause Neutrogena Norwegian Formula is not helping.

Oh, definitely--


Wait, you said for cracked hands. Nevermind.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Strongest/best hand lotion for cracked hands?? Cause Neutrogena Norwegian Formula is not helping.

Well, it's not lotion... BUT olive oil...
rub it in, and wrap your hands in saran wrap for a while.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Oh, definitely--


Wait, you said for cracked hands. Nevermind.

... If I gave a handjob right now, a fire would be started from the friction.

 

[SmokingFap]

... If I gave a handjob right now, a fire would be started from the friction.

(covers crotch and slowly crab-walks away)

 

[TXRafe]

Strongest/best hand lotion for cracked hands?? Cause Neutrogena Norwegian Formula is not helping.

goldbond diabetics skin relief...should probably be your best bet, its like twice the price

 

[TXRafe]

... If I gave a handjob right now, a fire would be started from the friction.

Well, it's not lotion... BUT olive oil...
rub it in, and wrap your hands in saran wrap for a while.

olive oil or coconut oil also

 

[Slickrick123]

olive oil or coconut oil also

Is that for her hands or the handjob?

 

[TXRafe]

Is that for her hands or the handjob?

yes

 

[SmokingFap]

Is that for her hands or the handjob?

Yes.

 

[SmokingFap]

Rafe beat me to it. I just HAD to capitalize and add punctuation.

 

[TXRafe]

... If I gave a handjob right now, a fire would be started from the friction.

Is that for her hands or the handjob?

i suppose astroglide or suave soothing lotion works too...i have very leathery soft hands