What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]
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LustyScribe
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Not wearing a necklace of the ears of my enemies.
I mean, nor currently.
I mean, nor currently.
UsuallyPresent
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I'm not wearing a smile.
LostHorizon
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Clothes, I’m going in the shower.
BrendaBear
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Most people go in the toilet… but you do you, Boo.
* runs out of the room giggling… and not wearing a sexy tootsie roll costume*
BrendaBear
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I am not wearing a sexy pink rabbit costume and RJ’s blindfold.
kieranhalcyon01
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I am not wearing anything. I'm about to get in the shower
Trubbycat
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I’m not wearing a sexy coyote costume with ray-ban sunglasses
Rj_1954
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I hear my name but I'm not taking the bait...yet
Trubbycat
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You are a smart fish.
BrendaBear
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It’s because I forgot to give back your ray-bans again… sorry. But you totally rock the coyote costume without the ray-bans.
I am not wearing x-ray glasses from the back of a comic book.
Trubbycat
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Be careful, those things are powerful.
UsuallyPresent
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I’m not wearing functional X-ray specs - I don’t want radiation poisoning!
Trubbycat
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Unless you have Kryptonian eyes there’s really no good way to do it.
BrendaBear
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I am not wearing a kryptonite necklace
Trubbycat
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Shouldn’t be a problem for you, but Superman might have something to say about it.
BrendaBear
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Well, that’s why I am not wearing it tonight… he can’t get it up if I am wearing that necklace.
I am not wearing a super girl outfit but with hip boots.
Trubbycat
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She’s had a few costume variants with those…
UsuallyPresent
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I’m not in Lex Luthor costume - too much hair, in part.
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