What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an NCC-75567 Cerritos t-shirt.
I want one, though.

 

[Trubbycat]

Not wearing an air of indifference.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing an NCC-75567 Cerritos t-shirt.
I want one, though.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing skimpy cocktail waitress dress and pink crocs

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the last remains of George Washington's inauguration clothing.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing J. Biden's pacemaker...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Scoobynatural T-shirt

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a latex catsuit and @~Elizabeth~ ‘s blindfold.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I am not wearing a latex catsuit and @~Elizabeth~ ‘s blindfold.

Not wearing it either. Makes it hard to see to post.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Not wearing a T shirt labelled "Hands Off" in braille

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not in a gorilla costume while wearing a jester hat.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yeah? Well, I'M not wearing a jester hat on a gorilla costume!

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a Brat's Hat!

 

[Leigh81]

An apron & oven mitts

 

[mnbreastluver]

A mistletoe dangling above my penis.
it’s too early

 

[UsuallyPresent]

any anti-mistletoe paphernalia

 

[UnquietDreams]

Slippers. Because I am at work, not relaxing at home.


Also, I don't own slippers.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing thigh high uggs.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing thigh high uggs.

God DAMN it - those EXIST! *shudder*

I'm not wearing a satisfied expression...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not dressed like one of those wretched Whos down in Whoville.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A poncho with a racoon hood. (I might need one, though!)

 

[fullservice65]

A wolverine.

 

[KalynDash]

A toque.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a mammalian kigurumi of any type.

 

[LostHorizon]

Briefs, (don’t get too excited ladies, it’s a long underwear kind of day.)