What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Trubbycat]

A sweater made entirely of pet hair.

 

[Leigh81]

Snowshoes

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a frindged leather dress and brown thigh high boots.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a frindged leather dress and brown thigh high boots.

https://www.amazinglace.com/products/broadway-stunner-leather-fringe-mini-dress
we can work on the boots

 

[UsuallyPresent]

https://www.amazinglace.com/products/broadway-stunner-leather-fringe-mini-dress
we can work on the boots

I'm not wearing Trubby or Brenda's fringed leather dress.

I will say that sometimes barefoot works nicely.

 

[CX726577]

Not wearing a gold thong and hip waders!

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing a gold thong and hip waders!

I am not wearing Cx’s hip waders and a pink halter top.

 

[CX726577]

I am not wearing Cx’s hip waders and a pink halter top.

My wife didn't give you the pink one back?!!!

 

[base10]

Underwear

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I’m not wearing clothes, but I AM wearing @Taegul ‘s Dora backpack

 

[base10]

I’m not wearing clothes, but I AM wearing @Taegul ‘s Dora backpack

That's weird and hot

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a frindged leather dress and brown thigh high boots.

Here you go. Outfit complete.
https://www.fashionnova.com/product...boots-chocolate?variant=39254478651516¤cy=USD

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an ugly Christmas sweater. Fuck off, it's not even December yet!

 

[SimonSex]

Birkenstocks with black socks

 

[BrendaBear]

Birkenstocks with black socks

I am not wearing my Birkenstocks with any socks… ever…

 

[LustyScribe]

Golf spikes.
They're hell on the sheets.

And I don't play golf.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing body paint designed to look like I'm wearing a kimono.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sexy magician’s assistant outfit.

So please don’t try to cut me in half

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing cherry cheesecake

I can hear a thundering stampede hungry fire ants chasing me...

 

[KyleR215]

It is 70 degrees in Philly in November so I am not wearing a jacket, pants, hoodie, wool socks, or anything that warms the body.

 

[sister jenny]

Anything

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently dressed as Strawberry Shortcake.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a Philly Cheese Steak
Watch the buns...I'm on a roll...

@KyleR215

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a yellow leather jacket and skin tight jeans.

 

[Noor]

My heart on my sleeve