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Drinking tequilla and blackberry brandy...
AND trying to make this damned phone upload my photos to my computer so I can see the mofo's.
AAAAANNNND staying the fuck off my aching feet.
Note to self: silk stockings do not, I REPEAT, do not protect your feet from the concrete dungeon floor. Wear shoes, ya jackass.
Or you could just wear thicker socks, instead. If you don't want to wear shoes.
Also, how's the blackberry brandy go with the tequila?
Hmm...
"She explodes into numerous bits of shrapnel"?
I've always likened orgasms to fountains or geysers rather than grenades or explosives. Though the terms concussive, incendiary, and detonation are possibly sexy words.
Well... clearly there is only one option left.
"She had, like, dozens of orgasms."
Gah! That's brilliant! It could be a best seller with that line.![]()
Well... clearly there is only one option left.
"She had, like, dozens of orgasms."
I agree with the possibility of those words being sexy, but then again, I heard your voice when I read them so that may have been the winning factor.