WHAT ARE YOU A DEMON OR A ANGEL!?

Dirk13

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well, im a demon, im evil, i have the intentions to bring people down to my level, i have the hate, the need, and the want to. I don't know why thats the way i am, and if you don't like it you can suck my dick!


so anyways, WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?!? 'dun dun duuuuun'
 
i thought it was a bit long...so i took out tha spaces and junk.
 
5 MORE POSTS AND I BE A GURU!!! yes yes yes *does a victory dance*
 
I am a Demon-angel.....

:p
 
*Smiles serenely*

I'm an angel. Very angelic.

Come here, let me suck your dick. I've got this new technique involving vivisection. Could be fun.
 
Dirk13 said:
5 MORE POSTS AND I BE A GURU!!! yes yes yes *does a victory dance*

Honestly, who the fuck gives a shit if you are a gury?? In my opinion some people deserve it more than otheres. And you for sure doesn't!!
 
*flips shy the bird* you can suck my dick you dumb shit, cause i could fucken kick your ass, and i truely don't give a flying fuck what you think, so kiss my ass. See cause if you don't like my shit you can suck my dick, cause i was high when i wrote this so suck my dick, cause i don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit, so you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.
 
Dirk13 said:
*flips shy the bird* you can suck my dick you dumb shit, cause i could fucken kick your ass, and i truely don't give a flying fuck what you think, so kiss my ass. See cause if you don't like my shit you can suck my dick, cause i was high when i wrote this so suck my dick, cause i don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit, so you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.

Just because you're obsessed with sucking dick, doesn't mean I am. So no I won't do that, dnd I won't kiss your ass or anything else either!!
 
Eloquence my man....

Gotta' love it.

You and Dee_Cole were seperated at birth I think.

Have a nice time.
 
OMG who let that child out of his play pen?
come on dirk back to your room before you get hurt
 
Dirk13 said:
*flips shy the bird* you can suck my dick you dumb shit, cause i could fucken kick your ass, and i truely don't give a flying fuck what you think, so kiss my ass. See cause if you don't like my shit you can suck my dick, cause i was high when i wrote this so suck my dick, cause i don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit, so you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit.

Uhhhh...yeah.

Once again Dirk13 shows his mental prowess (go look up the word prowess, Dirk) with mind numbing literature (once again, go look up the word literature Dirk) and his street ryhming skills. The whole board gasps in wonder and amazement at the mental giant that could compose such work.

Damn...just damn.
 
i think............

ahhhh, who the hell cares what i think, BUT i do believe that you all are the craziest psychopaths i have ever had the privaledge to know. i figure that being a devil in an angel costume is the best way to go. men love the long flowing hair, the innocence, then....you get em in the bedroom, tear off that damn dress and show him your leather teddy. bright red of course. your hair wild. and your sizzling body........hm........but since you all went off the subject, i'll let you continue...so LET THE FIGHTING CONTINUE>....
 
Re: i think............

LAVA GODDESSS said:
ahhhh, who the hell cares what i think, BUT i do believe that you all are the craziest psychopaths i have ever had the privaledge to know. i figure that being a devil in an angel costume is the best way to go. men love the long flowing hair, the innocence, then....you get em in the bedroom, tear off that damn dress and show him your leather teddy. bright red of course. your hair wild. and your sizzling body........hm........but since you all went off the subject, i'll let you continue...so LET THE FIGHTING CONTINUE>....

No don't stop there Lava! You got me interested with that post then you go and leave me hanging. ;)
 
LavaGoddess......wow

Ditto

She has my complete and undivided attention!
 
<passing out towels to control the drool>

Come on Lava tell them more before we drown in the drool.
 
By the way I am an angel here. Out of bed I am the sweetest angel you wil find and in the bed well that is just pure heavenly.
 
ShyGuy, I didn't know you had it in you. You have been a bad boy, do you need Miss Eve to come spank you?
 
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