What a fucking week

[Rubyfruit]

Tomorrow is Friday, right?

I've survived the week alone with the kids, just barely. Thank god Mr. Rubyfruit gets home tomorrow night.

Let's see, on Monday the destructive duo (the twins) found a jar of vasaline, smeared it all over the walls, my velvet drapes, the portable DVD player (which I still don't know if it works), and, of course, themselves.

Yesterday, one part of the destructive duo, who shall remain nameless, found the laptop and popped half the keys off.

Mind you, both of these incidents occurred in the span of minutes. The time it takes to throw in a load of laundry for instance.

Today they poured the dog's water on my newly cleaned living room chairs.

And those two are the easy ones! I won't even get into my son right now.

Thank you for letting me vent.

Ruby

Fuck Calgon, I need a Xanax

 

[MissTaken]

I hear that!


~passing the xanax to Ruby~

 

[Rubyfruit]

You guys don't like me unless I'm talking about sex!

Oh, and I had a threesome last night. Fucking and sucking in every imaginable hole.

Ruby

 

[Problem Child]

Island In The Sun



Heh Heh

Heh Heh

Heh Heh

Heh Heh



When you're on a holiday

You can't find the words to say

All the things that come to you

And I wanna feel it too



On an island in the sun

We'll be playing and having fun

And it makes me feel so fine

I can't control my brain



Heh Heh

Heh Heh



When you're on a golden sea

You don't need no memory

Just a place to call your own

As we drift into the zone



On an island in the sun

We'll be playing and having fun

And it makes me feel so fine

I can't control my brain



We'll run away together

We'll spend some time forever

We'll never feel bad anymore



Heh Heh

Heh Heh

Heh Heh



On an island in the sun

We'll be playing and having fun

And it makes me feel so fine

I can't control my brain



We'll run away together

We'll spend some time forever

We'll never feel bad anymore



Heh Heh



We'll never feel bad anymore

No no

We'll never feel bad anymore

No no

No no

No no

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thank you PC. That was very sweet.

*kiss*

Ruby, packing

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I would like to recruit you......

to be a member of the greatest fucking thread on this BB. Of course, you must use the "F" word to fit in. After a week like the one you described, that should be no problem.

blue

 

[IA951]

Tomorrow is Friday, right?

I've survived the week alone with the kids, just barely. Thank god Mr. Rubyfruit gets home tomorrow night.

Let's see, on Monday the destructive duo (the twins) found a jar of vasaline, smeared it all over the walls, my velvet drapes, the portable DVD player (which I still don't know if it works), and, of course, themselves.

Yesterday, one part of the destructive duo, who shall remain nameless, found the laptop and popped half the keys off.

Mind you, both of these incidents occurred in the span of minutes. The time it takes to throw in a load of laundry for instance.

Today they poured the dog's water on my newly cleaned living room chairs.

And those two are the easy ones! I won't even get into my son right now.






Those of you who want children so bad should read this shit
and burn it into your brains.
Oh, their plenty cute when they are born and when their infants...
somewhere between 2 and...I don't know...12 perhaps...the shit just hits the fan...literally.
Ungovernable little savages.
anyone remember "the lord of the flies"?
reminds of the former surgeon general, Joceyln Elders, who recomended masterbation and was laughed out of office. Not so funny now is it?
I know, people make the choice to have the kids etc.....ad nauseum
so let's hear from the apologists.
This is one the many reasons I am celibate....(I hope I spelled the former surgeon generals name correctly..I'm sure I'll be told if I did not.)

 

[Rubyfruit]

IA,

Celibacy? Wouldn't a vasectomy be a little less rash, and, um, possibly more enjoyable down the road?

Ruby

 

[seXieleXie]

Ruby
i know exactly how you feel hon. my week was killer too. i hope the weekend gives you a chance to relax.
if i knew you better and were closer i'd offer to watch the young'uns or give you a backrub or some other such thing, but i suppose that wouldn't quite be appropriate i would however like to say that you are among the most interesting people on this board and i'm sure glad you're here.

 

[Summery]

Oh Ruby, the adventures & joys of motherhood!

LMAO! I have had a similar week. Though I don't have Thing 1 and Thing 2.
I am the proud owner of just Thing 1. (3 pushing 4 mind you)
And I am in no way trying to brag or anything, but you should see the beautiful murals my son has drawn on the walls this week.
Unfortunately, I had to wash the walls as my sons choice in colors clashed with my living room decor.

Later in the week, Thing 1 tried to bathe his dinosaur the toilet!

And, let us not forget he threw his little toy cars into the fish tank.

Last but not least, I have traveled many miles behind Thing 1 with the vacuum cleaner....one would only think it would be fair to collect frequent flyer miles.

All and all, it's not been a bad week. However, if you have any extra Xanax, would you mind sharing?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thank you, seXieleXie. Don't worry, I just talked to my husband, from his little corporate apartment, after he came home from going out for the forth night in a row. He *will* be giving me a break this weekend.

_____

SummerRose, I feel your pain. Sometimes as I'm cleaning up after the little darlings, I mutter, "don't worry, I'm here to serve you." I don't think they get the sarcasm.

p.s. Come near my xanax supply and you'll lose your hand.

Ruby

 

[IA951]

got that too!

IA,

Celibacy? Wouldn't a vasectomy be a little less rash, and, um, possibly more enjoyable down the road?

Ruby

It was the first thing I had done.
Goddamn doctor did not want to do it..said I was too young...
I said..look doc...it's my shit...fucking cut it already
I'll even pay extra
No go...had to go to three more doc's before I found one willing do it.

 

[Demian]

heh, heh

I must say

But then your Kids run you

You Must be the Machine's Boss

 

[Guru]

 

[seXieleXie]

IA,
wow you feel really strongly about not having kids. how old are you anyway? what if you change your mind later in life?

 

[nasty]

Ruby,

I have the PERFECT solution. Before Mr. Rubyfruit comes home, how about that ass fucking I promised?

 

[swavedave]

hey Ruby

Hang in there darlin'
btw all I have is the orange ones but if ya eat 2 they equal a blue one.........I'll share
Take care
David

 

[nasty]

WAITAMINUTE

If it was a fucking week, you shouldn't complain.

 

[lovetoread]

At least you didnt have to replace the furniture. My kids decided that jumping on the couch was a good thing....but alas,when one child jumped the last time,he went straight through. Leaving a child sized whole in the middle of it.

 

[Mae13]

*HUGS*

Awww Ruby, sounds like it was quite a fucking week, both in a good and bad way! <eg>

All you need is someone to pamper you a bit, chain the kids in the basement, pour you a good glass of wine, prop you back onto the couch....and spend a few hours worshipping your feet with their massaging hands! Motherhood is still one of the most amazing, frustrating, underappreciated jobs there is...and no, I don't have kids and don't plan on it, hehehe....

Well anyway...if you ever find your way lost out here, the door to Mae's Massage House is always open for ya

*more hugs*!
MK

 

[goodgirl79]

Ruby,

I can totally relate. I don't have any children...however I do have work and school...I'm going into the last month of this term...I've just been told by financial aid that my aid for this semester didn't go through. Which means I can't register for the one last semester I need to get my bachelors and get the fuck out of my school. To top that all off...I'm in dire need of money and I just went to pick up my paycheck...and guess what? IT'S NOT THERE! I need a drink!

Hope everyone's day is a hell of a lot better than mine.
goodgirl

 

[LemonDroppe]

No offense goodgirl, but you are blessed! Your bad day would be a vacation for most stay-at-home moms!

I have Thing 1 and Thing 2 (as shown in my other thread), and they did their nasty stuff during the evenings. I was a stay-at-home mom for two years before having a complete atomic meltdown of my self-worth. Now I work at home as a pr consultant while the kiddos go to school/daycare.

Damn, I admire you moms who can make the sacrifice to stay home with your kids!!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thank you all for your sympathy and kind words. I am now counting the hours until Mr. Rubyfruit comes home.

Mae, about that foot massage ....

Ruby

 

[PeterBilt]

and that was only five minutes ...

Was the whole week like that? Wait, that is a lifetime ...

 

[goodgirl79]

hello everyone...again.

how are all you moms hanging in there? I am SSOOOOO glad I don't have kids...and not sure I'm wanting them after all the horror stories I hear. lol. My paycheck is ready but the head boss needs to sign it...and no one is taking the initiative to get him to...so looks like no money for me until Wednesday. I need to get a job that will remember to pay me...or find a rich man with a big whowho...lol.
take care everyone!
remember...it is friday! (guess that is no consolation for those of you with kids in school)
goodgirl