sexualbeing
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You want to know how stupid my soon to be ex really is? .
. He misspells I.Q.
. He thought Boyz II Men was a day care center and Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
.Under "education" on his job application, he put "Hooked On Phonics."
. He tripped over a cordless phone.
. He spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
. At the bottom of the job application where it says "sign here," he put "Sagittarius."
. He studied for a blood test.
. If he spoke his mind, he'd be speechless.
. To call him childish is an insult to children everywhere.
. His gene pool needs chlorination.
. He’s not so much a has-been as a definitely-won’t-be.
.
. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.
.
. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
. It takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
If ignorance is bliss, he’s one of the happiest people alive.
. He forgot to pay his brain bill.
. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
. He is missing a few buttons on his remote control.
. His receiver is off the hook.
. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
You want to know how stupid my soon to be ex really is? .
. He misspells I.Q.
. He thought Boyz II Men was a day care center and Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
.Under "education" on his job application, he put "Hooked On Phonics."
. He tripped over a cordless phone.
. He spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
. At the bottom of the job application where it says "sign here," he put "Sagittarius."
. He studied for a blood test.
. If he spoke his mind, he'd be speechless.
. To call him childish is an insult to children everywhere.
. His gene pool needs chlorination.
. He’s not so much a has-been as a definitely-won’t-be.
.
. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.
.
. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
. It takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
If ignorance is bliss, he’s one of the happiest people alive.
. He forgot to pay his brain bill.
. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
. He is missing a few buttons on his remote control.
. His receiver is off the hook.
. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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