What a difference a name made..

[the_kuntess]

I spent some years as fair_warning....then I decided on a change for 2013.

The user name 'the_kuntess' just had a little je ne sais quoi about it. So I went with it and patted myself on the back for being both original and a bit edgy. What I didn't factor in was all the fuckwits that would PM me because...well hell, using kuntess is maybe in the same genre as anything that uses 69 or 6969 or what the fucking ever.

I come here now and then. Sometimes the GB makes me smile and I post. Mostly, it's dead fucking boring and I wander in and wander off without posting.

But when I'm here DO NOT PM with offers to send me pics of your penis or any other part of your genitalia. Just fuck off and leave me alone.

Thank you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Try adding a 75 to your user name, I never get those pms.

 

[LadyVer]

I would tell you to put a PM warning in your prolfile, but that tends to be more of a challenge , unfortunately.

 

[the_kuntess]

Really? I wondered about that. I was going to add to my profile:

I'm a man, who is pretending to be a woman, who is pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.

Bit wordy huh?

 

[the_kuntess]

Try adding a 75 to your user name, I never get those pms.

Thanks for the tip....75.

 

[vibes]

Try adding a 75 to your user name, I never get those pms.

Bullshit

 

[LadyVer]

Really? I wondered about that. I was going to add to my profile:

I'm a man, who is pretending to be a woman, who is pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.

Bit wordy huh?

Not too wordy. It could work. I do know if you say "do not ask me for my panties", you get asked for them.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Call yourself a radical feminist. Should keep those fuckers away...

 

[the_kuntess]

Call yourself a radical feminist. Should keep those fuckers away...

Ah yes, a radical, LIBERAL, left leaning feminist might do it.

But you know what? I think these fuckers don't read the fine print...

 

[lovetoread]

I keep telling everyone about my penis, but I still get those messages.

I've only asked for one penis shot since I have been here. Usually penises just tend to show up in my pm box. Kind of like weeds. Popping up all over the place.

 

[NorrisJordan]

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[4est_4est_Gump]

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[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Thou Dost Protest Too Much.

I once had a secretary who hoisted her nose at all the construction workers who were hot for her. I called her Ms Snooty. Then I caught her down at the Quickie Mart one nite, with her car fulla Mexicans and two cases of La Corona beer.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I spent some years as fair_warning....then I decided on a change for 2013.

The user name 'the_kuntess' just had a little je ne sais quoi about it. So I went with it and patted myself on the back for being both original and a bit edgy. What I didn't factor in was all the fuckwits that would PM me because...well hell, using kuntess is maybe in the same genre as anything that uses 69 or 6969 or what the fucking ever.

I come here now and then. Sometimes the GB makes me smile and I post. Mostly, it's dead fucking boring and I wander in and wander off without posting.

But when I'm here DO NOT PM with offers to send me pics of your penis or any other part of your genitalia. Just fuck off and leave me alone.

Thank you.

I remember seeing your username fair_warning. We've never posted to each other, I don't think. But when I'm here, DO NOT PM with offers to send me pics of your cunt or any other part of your genitalia. Just fuck off and leave me alone.

Thank you.

 

[Soulen]

you made a cunt reference in your user name and now you're shocked that low life internet predators want to come sniffing at your virtual panties? really?

the op screams "look at me everyone! pay attention to me!"

p.s. speaking of attention grabbers, have you seen the size of lady funks nose?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Thanks for the tip....75.

It works,

Bullshit

unless they have a very specific fetish.

 

[Adre]

I keep telling everyone about my penis, but I still get those messages.

I've only asked for one penis shot since I have been here. Usually penises just tend to show up in my pm box. Kind of like weeds. Popping up all over the place.

You need to get yourself a weed whacker.

 

[vibes]

unless they have a very specific fetish.

It's irresistible

 

[sethp]

I spent some years as fair_warning....then I decided on a change for 2013.

The user name 'the_kuntess' just had a little je ne sais quoi about it. So I went with it and patted myself on the back for being both original and a bit edgy. What I didn't factor in was all the fuckwits that would PM me because...well hell, using kuntess is maybe in the same genre as anything that uses 69 or 6969 or what the fucking ever.

I come here now and then. Sometimes the GB makes me smile and I post. Mostly, it's dead fucking boring and I wander in and wander off without posting.

But when I'm here DO NOT PM with offers to send me pics of your penis or any other part of your genitalia. Just fuck off and leave me alone.

Thank you.

Pm requesting boob pics on the way!

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's a shame the Literotica makes it so hard to turn off PMs. You have to be an expert at C++++ programming, SQL database management, and be able to do algebra.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

http://video.xnxx.com/video8195/angel_hot_creampie

 

[Peregrinator]

You and your damn name changes. You should tell me from now on, so I don't ignore you without realizing it.

 

[Squibbs]

Morcheeba will be in here shortly to attack you for changing your name.

What are trying to hide? Hmmmm?

 

[QueenLevitra]

Morcheeba will be in here shortly to attack you for changing your name.

What are trying to hide? Hmmmm?

I'm ready to change mine, again, and wondering if NipsMcGirl is taken?

 

[unregistered]