What’s Crossing Your Mind II

If alcohol was served at women's clothing stores, they'd make a killing from the guys who would otherwise just be standing around.
 
I can get the gooderist ribeyes from Costco for around 9 bucks a pound. How would omaha steaks be comparable?

It follows from a previous quip. Sorry for the confusion. I would never buy Omaha Steaks, you would need to take out a loan
 
It follows from a previous quip. Sorry for the confusion. I would never buy Omaha Steaks, you would need to take out a loan

Lol...that's what I get for coming in during the middle of a convo. I did manage to fit gooderist into it tho. :)


Yeah, from what I've seen... Omaha steaks are a ripoff..
 
There's a country butcher where I buy beef by the quarter cow. It's over 30 minutes, but worth the drive.

Went there this today and got my Christmas standing rib roast. Six ribs, sixteen pounds, only $7.50 a pound, fresh never frozen.
 
I was thinking about painting a blue square in the backyard so that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
 
This is just to say hi to all the folks out there awkwardly checking their phones tonight during family gatherings. Hang in there!
 
If every year was 364 days long, each day of the year would fall on the same weekday every year. But we’ve adopted the Gregorian calendar in a clever plot to keep selling calendars annually.
 
I received three fruitcakes as Christmas gifts! Good thing I like fruitcake.
 
The irony of the Where's Waldo outfit is that, in reality, you'd probably stand out in a crowd more than anyone else.
 
That was a lot of driving, and all I could think about was “... at minumn, once a day...” About 57 different possible scenarios ran through my filthy mind.
And my panties are soaked.
 
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