Wet Dreams --or-- Needing to change your underwear when you wake up

RastaPope

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How often do you sinners have erotic dreams? Do you actually orgasm? What or who do you dream of?

Just wondering.

Had a hell of a dream last night.


Oh, Anya, you're so hot.
 
I haven't had a spontaneous orgasm in ages but have had erotic dreams that made me wish I had a male body next to me when I woke up.
 
Never. I have dreams about being raped, but I don't think that counts.
 
I rarely remember my dreams, but yeah Anya is hot. ;)
 
Nora said:
I rarely remember my dreams, but yeah Anya is hot. ;)

Are we speaking of the same Anya?

She was so much hotter when she spoke funny. Have a friend who wrote a paper for school on her style of linguistics. It's a laugh-riot. Or is that 'laff-riot'....
 
Three days ago I had a dream that felt so real I could have sworn I had the body of the woman I was dreaming about laying beside me! I actually felt a hollow empty feeling when I did realize it was just a wonderfully erotic dream.

But as for having wet dreams.. Not usually. Dreams good enough to make me very hard, and even cause a little precum, but nothing major.
 
I have them probably about 5 or 6 times a month. The people in the dream vary, and often aren't "real" people I know. I usually do orgasm, and always wake up juicy. (I sleep nekkid, so I don't have underwear to change.)
 
RastaPope said:


Are we speaking of the same Anya?

She was so much hotter when she spoke funny. Have a friend who wrote a paper for school on her style of linguistics. It's a laugh-riot. Or is that 'laff-riot'....

I'm assuming from the Buffy threads that you're referring to the bunny-phobic ex-demon formerly known as Anyanka? ;)

She did used to be cuter.
 
Nora said:


I'm assuming from the Buffy threads that you're referring to the bunny-phobic ex-demon formerly known as Anyanka? ;)

She did used to be cuter.


She's a demon again, you know.


Still hot as all hell. I'd give 20 years of my life for one day of Anya goodness.
 
Laurel said:
I have them probably about 5 or 6 times a month. The people in the dream vary, and often aren't "real" people I know. I usually do orgasm, and always wake up juicy. (I sleep nekkid, so I don't have underwear to change.)

See, this turned me on, and then I looked up and saw Owen's lazy sleepy eyes, and got totally grossed out that I was thinking sexual thoughts about HIS mommy.
:eek:
 
Mine come rare.

Sometimes...mostly they're about my first boyfriend and aren't so much dirty as they are kind of trippy nice and romantic. I really,really like having them which is probably why I don't more.

Then sometimes they get scary.
 
RastaPope said:



She's a demon again, you know.


Still hot as all hell. I'd give 20 years of my life for one day of Anya goodness.

SHUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still haven't seen the last 4 episodes of the season!! I had to have my mom tape them for me because I don't get UPN!!

Arghhhh!! that's the 2nd spoiler you've given me!! Ok, I'm not reading another one of your posts until after the weekend, dammit!! ;)
 
Starfish said:
See, this turned me on, and then I looked up and saw Owen's lazy sleepy eyes, and got totally grossed out that I was thinking sexual thoughts about HIS mommy.
:eek:

Damnit. So close.
 
I don't have wet dreams as often as I used to considering I masturbate like I'm on the payroll at a sperm bank.


When I do have wet dreams more often I have to change my sheets than underwear....I sleep en la nude....
 
Laurel said:
I have them probably about 5 or 6 times a month. The people in the dream vary, and often aren't "real" people I know. I usually do orgasm, and always wake up juicy. (I sleep nekkid, so I don't have underwear to change.)

So you're saying you have erotic thoughts and dreams? Weird.
 
RastaPope said:
How often do you sinners have erotic dreams? Do you actually orgasm? What or who do you dream of?

Just wondering.

Had a hell of a dream last night.


Oh, Anya, you're so hot.

You wear underwear to bed??:eek:
 
I never remember dreams. I've only had one nocturnal emission in my life, back when I was around 16 or so.
 
RastaPope said:
How often do you sinners have erotic dreams? Do you actually orgasm? What or who do you dream of?
I have erotic dreams sometimes, but rarely more than once or twice a week, usually not that often.

I have never actually had an orgasm that I know of - sometimes it felt like I might have, but I have never actually ejaculated. Someone here once told me that it is possible to have an orgasm while dreaming and not ejaculate, but I don't see how.

What I dream of varies - sometimes I just "take" a woman in my dream because I know it is a dream and I can do that. Sometimes I am just laying next to a woman kissing her and fingering her - the kissing and fingering seems to be a recurring theme in my dreams as I really enjoy that. Sometimes I penetrate, but since I usually wear boxer briefs to bed that can be rather unsatisfying as it feels like I can't really penetrate.

Who do I dream of? Just about anybody and everybody; old girlfriends, sometimes my ex-wife, women I know that I like, sometimes women here on Lit., sometimes celebs.
 
Re: Re: Wet Dreams --or-- Needing to change your underwear when you wake up

plasticman33 said:


You wear underwear to bed??:eek:
I do most of the time. When I dream, if I am nude, I feel nude in the dream, and that often bothers me if I am in a non-sexual situation in the dream. After all, most of the time when I am dreaming I don't know I am dreaming, and just how many of us are comfortable walking around nude in everyday situations?
 
brokenbrainwave said:
The wifey makes sure I do not have a need for a wet dream :p
Maybe, but nothing is more erotic and romantic than to wake her up in the morning, cuddle up to her, and tell her you had an erotic dream about her. :p

Then again, nothing will get your throat cut in your sleep faster than to be moaning some other woman's name - so just make sure you dream about your wife if you do have an erotic dream and talk in your sleep.:eek:
 
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I have them very, VERY rarely, but I have had them. I think I've only had an orgasm in a dream once.

They're always about people I know and find attractive at the time. The odd thing is, they ARE erotic, and I am turned on, but sometimes just dreaming about kissing the person or holding them is enough to do it.

I had a doozy about the guy who is now my boyfriend...I just hadda know if he was really that good IRL. :devil:
 
Shy Tall Guy said:
Maybe, but nothing is more erotic and romantic than to wake her up in the morning, cuddle up to her, and tell her you had an erotic dream about her. :p

Then again, nothing will get your throat cut in your sleep faster than to be moaning some other woman's name - so just make sure you dream about your wife it do have an erotic dream and talk in your sleep.:eek:
umm thats the problem, I DO talk in my sleep, and when I dream of the two of us I always tell her. But she really wanted to know who the hell "Tammi" was that one morning, LOL. But the question was about 'wet dreams", just been years since I have had one. Erotic dreams are of another area...as long as I stop calling out "Tammi", whom I not even sure I know.
 
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