Were you a naughty child?
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Bob_Bytchin
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I got suspended in just about every grade up until the 7th...for either fighting, or sneaking kisses from girls.
MorgaineLaFay
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First time...
7 years old.
In my play room with Mikey. Childhood bud.
Dad walks in.
My world as I know it comes to a screeching hault.
There I am, laying on my toy box. Clothes off. Playing doctor with Mikey.
Second time ...
I'm 9 now. I've gotten a little wiser. But not enough.
This time the victims name is Matt.
We're in a treehouse.
He's tied up.
Dad's been calling me in for dinner for 20 minutes. He got tired of yelling and came to get me...I got it that night.
7 years old.
In my play room with Mikey. Childhood bud.
Dad walks in.
My world as I know it comes to a screeching hault.
There I am, laying on my toy box. Clothes off. Playing doctor with Mikey.
Second time ...
I'm 9 now. I've gotten a little wiser. But not enough.
This time the victims name is Matt.
We're in a treehouse.
He's tied up.
Dad's been calling me in for dinner for 20 minutes. He got tired of yelling and came to get me...I got it that night.
HeavyStick
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I heard Aquila used to skip school but show up for lunch.
breakwall
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i got suspended from school for three days in Grade FOUR for slapping my teacher on the butt.
I was the first grade four ever to be suspended.
My mother was justifiably horrified...couldnt show her face at the PTA meetings.
I still carry the scars....sob.
I was the first grade four ever to be suspended.
My mother was justifiably horrified...couldnt show her face at the PTA meetings.
I still carry the scars....sob.
sunstruck
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Well, I was opinionated and "too smart for my own good" but other than overdoses of sarcasm (which runs rampant through my family anyway and only ever caused me problems in school) I think I was a pretty easy going kid.
I smoked a lot of pot in high school, but it never seemed to effect my school work so no one noticed. lol
I smoked a lot of pot in high school, but it never seemed to effect my school work so no one noticed. lol
Bob_Bytchin
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Re: Telling tales out of school
Well, not post-7th grade at least.
Rubyfruit said:
Well, not post-7th grade at least.
Mischka
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Re: Telling tales out of school
I was a bit of a stubborn child.
It was in pre-school. I abhored nap time, and didn't want to lie down while all the other kids slept. My teacher wouldn't listen to me, so to punctuate my point, I turned around, leaned over, and mooned her. She stood there, speechless. As punishment, I had to sit in the bookroom while the other kids napped. I was thrilled.Rubyfruit said:
I was a bit of a stubborn child.
Renegade
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Did you run with scissors?
Not that I remember.
Who pulled ponytails?
No ponytails, but did tug some hair in my day.
Did you get caught smoking in the boys' room?
Have never smoked.
Oh...who got caught playing doctor?
Didn't get caught, but did play doctor once back in the day. I was the patient.
Was a real brat as a kid and I've no idea how my mom put up with me for so many years before I started to settle down. Infact, I'm actually a little hesitant of having kids for fear that it'll all come back to bite me in the ass. Heheh
Not that I remember.
Who pulled ponytails?
No ponytails, but did tug some hair in my day.
Did you get caught smoking in the boys' room?
Have never smoked.
Oh...who got caught playing doctor?
Didn't get caught, but did play doctor once back in the day. I was the patient.
Was a real brat as a kid and I've no idea how my mom put up with me for so many years before I started to settle down. Infact, I'm actually a little hesitant of having kids for fear that it'll all come back to bite me in the ass. Heheh
freakygirl
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I only did two "bad" things growing up.
1. Wrote "sue the bastards" on the bathroom wall in third grade. I have no idea why we choose those words, but I do remember my dad had a little statue of a judge with his hands up in the air with those words on the base. Our punishment was to wash the bathroom walls for three days after school. We enjoyed it so much we asked the principal if we could continue to do it all year. That seriously pissed them off. And no, we didn't get to clean the walls the rest of the year.
2. Played "Truth or Dare" in the Green Tree (it was 3 cedar trees that had grown so close together it looked like one huge tree.. and you could go inside.. it was like a big fort in there.) It was the neighborhood hang out spot when I was younger. No idea why we called it the "Green Tree" (as every tree in the area is green) but everyone in the neighborhood knew it by that name.
I was dared to run around the tree three times naked. I did.. and the neighbor girl went and told my parents. I was grounded for a week.
1. Wrote "sue the bastards" on the bathroom wall in third grade. I have no idea why we choose those words, but I do remember my dad had a little statue of a judge with his hands up in the air with those words on the base. Our punishment was to wash the bathroom walls for three days after school. We enjoyed it so much we asked the principal if we could continue to do it all year. That seriously pissed them off. And no, we didn't get to clean the walls the rest of the year.
2. Played "Truth or Dare" in the Green Tree (it was 3 cedar trees that had grown so close together it looked like one huge tree.. and you could go inside.. it was like a big fort in there.) It was the neighborhood hang out spot when I was younger. No idea why we called it the "Green Tree" (as every tree in the area is green) but everyone in the neighborhood knew it by that name.
I was dared to run around the tree three times naked. I did.. and the neighbor girl went and told my parents. I was grounded for a week.
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Rubyfruit said:
Nope
not me
nope
oops
Also got caught after putting 55 gallons of liquid soap in the city fountian while across the street watching the bubbles flow
in 1975Should have taken the barrel out of the car
Rubyfruit
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breakwall said:
What a little rascal!
Mischka, I'm shocked and appalled.
That reminds me of the call I got recently about one of my girls showing her undies to a boy in the tunnel on the playground.
Just remember guys, what goes around comes around.
Bob_Bytchin
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I had the greatest fears when sending my son off to school for the first time. I was remembering my own days in school, and really was expecting to have numerous phone calls from the school in just the first few days.
Turns out, my son is the best behaved kid in his class for two years running. He's a hellion at home, but very good at school. I'm just hoping the pattern continues with him, and that my youngest daughter follows in his footsteps.
Turns out, my son is the best behaved kid in his class for two years running. He's a hellion at home, but very good at school. I'm just hoping the pattern continues with him, and that my youngest daughter follows in his footsteps.
Rambling Rose
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I was an independent little thing. I don't know if naughty is the word for the kind of child I was.
I was a biter, though.
And I spit on my best friend on my first day of school for sitting with someone else.
Okay, I had some issues.
I was a biter, though.
And I spit on my best friend on my first day of school for sitting with someone else.
Okay, I had some issues.
I carved my babysitters son's name on a desk in her house. I have no idea why, but I must have been mad at him for some reason. He got his ass beat for that, and no one ever found out it was me.
Other than that I was just like kitty. O;-)
Oh, and I got detention once in high school for passing notes.
Other than that I was just like kitty. O;-)
Oh, and I got detention once in high school for passing notes.
RosevilleCAguy
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I was pure as the driven snow.
