We're having a heat wave.....la la dum dum dee

[*Lazer*]

So I got up and when putting on my bathing suit this morning I looked in the mirror to check to see that all the bits and pieces were um contained. I wondered if when bathing suit shopping do you go solo or check it out with a pal or S.O?
I find it hard to get a good read in those mirrors and when doing the all important "walk away' check out find I need feedback. I take my most honest and blunt girlfriend. I learned the hard way not to trust the salesperson.
Who do you take?

 

[rambling man]

swimsuits are so much tougher for women than men....we just throw on a pair of old shorts...unless we are middle aged and/or somewhat overweight, then we wear speedos

 

[*Lazer*]

Unless you're on a big ass boat and seventy....then you wear a thong.

 

[Merelan]

Woohooo swim suit shopping with Lazer... Can I come?

Me shop for a suit? or anything. I take the guys. They are the most honest and truthful friends I have. Even took Dreamer shopping when I chose my wedding dress. Had one picked out I absolutely loved, and the salesgirl said it was gorgeous on me. Hmmph. As soopn as I turned around and he saw me from the back he said.

"Looks like she has a big butt in that thing." Wasn't sure who was going to whack him first. Her or me. But then I looked again, and he was right.

And I ended up borrowing a dress from a dear friend, looking great and seaving a ton of frigging money.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Woohooo swim suit shopping with Lazer... Can I come?

If I did, I would've came too

 

[Never]

I don't think I've ever had a swimsuit.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Barb Dwyer]

I wondered if when bathing suit shopping do you go solo or check it out with a pal or S.O? Who do you take?

I take my good friends Mr. Prozac and Miss Valium.

 

[Cheyenne]

I don't think I've ever had a swimsuit.

What? You don't know how to swim?

 

[Mensa]

The bare facts

What? You don't know how to swim?

Just because she states that she never had a swimsuit doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't know how to swim. It could mean that when she swims, she's the hit of the pool.

 

[Never]

My mother says when I was young they did that thing were they toss the baby in the pool and watch it swim around. I think I'm on tape somewhere.
Later on I had tubes in my ears and wasn't allowed to swim.
I think I know how, I could float at least.

 

[p_p_man]

unless we are middle aged and/or somewhat overweight, then we wear speedos

sez who? I'm very proud of my down to the knee, 4 times too big for me baggy shorts, emblazoned with the Union Jack!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I still havent got photos of gorgeous long hair...