We're going to burn in hell!

[BlackSnake]

LOL...one of the lines in use in some of my incest stories is "I'm going to hell for this."

If say you don't believe in hell, is it because you're not looking forward to the flames?

 

[fogbank]

I think hell appeals to the karmic masochist in all of us -- an absolute punishment for an absolute feeling of guilt.

 

[BlackSnake]

I know it's going to get very hot for me, because I don't feel guilty about shit I do now....lol

I do believe in a heaven and hell, but do you think St. Peter is going to let me in the house to fuck angels for eturnity? I'd bet he say, "You better get your black ass down there where the pussy is really hot." But, I don't know. The devil might have a problem with me banging his wife. He beats her when the sun is out and its raining. Hey, I don't beat women.

 

[Guest]

Don't wish.

It might come true.

 

[oggbashan]

We're doomed! Doomed, I say.

Just by being members of Literotica we are considered beyond redemption by many fundamentalists (Christian or other).

'By their works ye shall know them'. By our works we are known as corrupters of innocence (as long the innocent one is over 18 years of age).

See you in the infernal regions.

Og

PS. His Infernal Majesty wanted me 4,000 years ago. I declined his invitation and remained on Earth. He is content to wait. I think he is afraid I might lead a hostile takeover and turn the fires of hell into hot tubs for naked fun.

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: We're doomed! Doomed, I say.

...

See you in the infernal regions.

Og

PS. His Infernal Majesty wanted me 4,000 years ago. I declined his invitation and remained on Earth. He is content to wait. I think he is afraid I might lead a hostile takeover and turn the fires of hell into hot tubs for naked fun.

LOL

 

[ABSTRUSE]

At least we'll be in good company.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Considering that we're corrupting so many innocent young people, and are otherwise indulging in all sorts of pleasure - wouldn't it make more sense to think that the devil would LIKE us?

God, the party-pooper, doesn't, that much we've figured out, but Satan seems to be a party animal, always up for a BBQ... why would he PUNISH us?

Especially considering some of us would LIKE to get punished...






On a sidenote, in ancient Sweden, hell was believed to be a dark and extremely cold place. Not until catholicism came to Sweden did it change to a firy place. I believe that each region chooses its least favourite climate when describing hell - warm Mediterranean countries see it as a hot place with no water and no shadow, whereas the Scandinavians (used to) see it as a very cold place where you just can't keep warm, and it's dark and depressing.

Funny, Sweden IS dark and cold and depressing in the winter - which up here lasts from November to March, with a little extra darkness in the months of September and October.
Does this mean that we live in hell?

In that case, Hell is really beautiful in the summer...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Considering that we're corrupting so many innocent young people, and are otherwise indulging in all sorts of pleasure - wouldn't it make more sense to think that the devil would LIKE us?

God, the party-pooper, doesn't, that much we've figured out, but Satan seems to be a party animal, always up for a BBQ... why would he PUNISH us?

Especially considering some of us would LIKE to get punished...






On a sidenote, in ancient Sweden, hell was believed to be a dark and extremely cold place. Not until catholicism came to Sweden did it change to a firy place. I believe that each region chooses its least favourite climate when describing hell - warm Mediterranean countries see it as a hot place with no water and no shadow, whereas the Scandinavians (used to) see it as a very cold place where you just can't keep warm, and it's dark and depressing.

Funny, Sweden IS dark and cold and depressing in the winter - which up here lasts from November to March, with a little extra darkness in the months of September and October.
Does this mean that we live in hell?

In that case, Hell is really beautiful in the summer...

I'd like to visit your Hell one day.
I don't believe in Heaven or Hell anymore...so it doesn't matter where I end up....if I stuck by my catholic propaganda...I have trouble thinking that I'm so horrible there is no place in Heaven for me, yet I'm not so evil that I should be cast into Hell. I'll just stick around and haunt the living.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I've known some people who insist they are going to Heaven when they die. I have also known a lot who expect to go to Hell. The latter group are much more interesting and better company so I think I will try to join them.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I know it's going to get very hot for me, because I don't feel guilty about shit I do now....lol

I do believe in a heaven and hell, but do you think St. Peter is going to let me in the house to fuck angels for eturnity? I'd bet he say, "You better get your black ass down there where the pussy is really hot." But, I don't know. The devil might have a problem with me banging his wife. He beats her when the sun is out and its raining. Hey, I don't beat women.

Nah, it's cool. My wife is your wife and all that.

And Ogg, I can wait forever for you.

 

[BlackSnake]

I've known some people who insist they are going to Heaven when they die. I have also known a lot who expect to go to Hell. The latter group are much more interesting and better company so I think I will try to join them.

LOL...made me think of this:

- why don't you try to behave?" Then she told me all about the bad place, and I said I wished I was there. She got mad, then, but I didn't mean no harm. All I wanted was to go somewheres; all I wanted was a change, I warn't particular. She said it was wicked to say what I said; said she wouldn't say it for the whole world; she was going to live so as to go to the good place. Well, I couldn't see no advantage in going where she was going, so I made up my mind I wouldn't try for it.

Just guess. It's been a while since I wrote a proper citation.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

I think God probably likes sex.

 

[minsue]

In that case, Hell is really beautiful in the summer...

Nope, Hell spends its summers in Arizona

 

[English Lady]

I think God probably likes sex.

I completely agree.


EL - going to Heaven

 

[jozef_the_dragon]

what?! it gets worse?

really i cant think of anything worse than the live i suffer each and every day, it is the worse pain, misery, frustration, bitter, agony that i can wrap my warped little mind around, it really does find new ways to get more terrible each time i open my eyes, so with that said, life is to only hell that i know, its gotta get better in death, right, cause nothing could be worse than having to endure this, 'life' for all time, and considering that i have been dead three times now and yet i remain trapped here, i could really go for a change
death 1: i drown, oops
death 2: run over by a SUV, both axels
death 3: self inflicted, hey i had to try
I had to be recesitated by parametics each time, Its like i cant escape this, and that is what grieves me the most

moral freedom is free slavery

 

[cantdog]

Huck Finn under moral instruction, if anyone remembers

 

[R. Richard]

Nope, Hell spends its summers in Arizona

There is an old saying: "If I owned Hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell."

For some unknown reason the saying is not too popular with Texans.

 

[scheherazade_79]

If you're already in hell and you get mad with someone, where do you tell them to go?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I have a condo reserved on the lake of fire, if anyone needs accomdations and I get there before you do

 

[cloudy]

I have a condo reserved on the lake of fire, if anyone needs accomdations and I get there before you do

Meet ya there, girlfriend.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Meet ya there, girlfriend.

Make sure someone remembers the asbestos skis

 

[Liar]

I think God probably likes sex.

And if not, it's his own fault, as he came up with it in the first place.

 

[Honey123]

What is hell?

I think we make our own hell.

 

[Boxlicker101]

There is an old saying: "If I owned Hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell."

For some unknown reason the saying is not too popular with Texans.

I believe that is credited to Ambrose Bierce.