We're all leaving

[Dillinger]

There was a vote and everyone has agreed to leave en masse and start a new site. It will have the same name - LITEROTICA - and it will be at the same URL - http://www.literotica.com

In fact. We've already left and the new site is doing great!

 

[Angel]

You are such a

Dork.


A cute one though.

 

[DevilMayCare]

In fact. We've already left and the new site is doing great!

Is it located in a spaceship hiding behind a comet we can only just make out in the night time sky?

 

[Siren]

Dilly I didnt get my invite.....

 

[DevilMayCare]

I sure hope it's not Heaven's Gate.

 

[Dillinger]

Angel - ah, you've got your words confused again. I'm not a dork, I've just got a big dick.

DevilMayCare - actually its directly opposite us on the other side of the sun and therefore preventing us from seeing ourselves. Or - if you believe Siren is the Sun then we're all on the other side of her...

Siren - which is why you didn't know about it... being in the center the positive and negative Literotica cancelled each other out - no longer a particle, but a wave which passed through you unnoticed.

 

[Angel]

Angel - ah, you've got your words confused again. I'm not a dork, I've just got a big dick.

Well, I'll need proof of that Dillinger. I always verify my sources.

 

[Siren]

Dont try to confuse me with that science shit Dilly

 

[DevilMayCare]

DON'T DRINK THE COOLAID!

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Angel - ah, you've got your words confused again. I'm not a dork, I've just got a big dick.

Well, I'll need proof of that Dillinger. I always verify my sources.

*lol* you need MORE proof? ROTFLMAO

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Dont try to confuse me with that science shit Dilly

And yea, get the fuck off the back side of me.
I hate it when you hide behind me.

Thought you liked it from behind?

 

[Mustang Sally]

There was a vote and everyone has agreed to leave en masse and start a new site. It will have the same name - LITEROTICA - and it will be at the same URL - http://www.literotica.com

In fact. We've already left and the new site is doing great!

HEY! I didn't get to vote! I demand a new vote AND then I want a recount!

 

[Dillinger]

HEY! I didn't get to vote! I demand a new vote AND then I want a recount!

*holding up your punch card* Got your vote right here...

 

[Mustang Sally]

*looking confused, scratching head*

But, but, that can't be mine. I'd remember that, wouldn't I??

 

[Dillinger]

Nope... maybe the other you in the first Literotica. But now that we're all here in the new Literotica you can't trust the memories from your former life - they are but shadows slipping from your grasp even as we speak...

 

[Cheyenne]

THIS must be what Siren is yaking about!

Good, I was afraid it was going to be bad news again.

 

[Siren]

I do Dilly I do....

 

[Siren]

yaking>? Did Cheyenne actually say I was Yaking?

 

[Dillinger]

Take out the posts and the threads
Or you don't get no literotic heads
If you don't scrub that BB floor
You ain't gonna rock and roll no more
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Just finish cleanin' up your post
And hope not to piss off the host
Get all those words out on the site
Or you don't go out Friday night
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

 

[Laurel]

There was a vote and everyone has agreed to leave en masse and start a new site. It will have the same name - LITEROTICA - and it will be at the same URL - http://www.literotica.com

In fact. We've already left and the new site is doing great!

Well this really sucks. Now what am I gonna do with all my spare time? I think I'll go over to EroticStories.com and see how things are going over there.

P.S. Dillinger, remember that commercial about how sometimes you feel like a nut?

 

[Cheyenne]

Yaking. Yes, Siren was yaking.

 

[Dillinger]

And sometimes you don't... http://members.nbci.com/zooswavcage/likeanut.wav

And what spare time are you talking about? Both you and your identical (though not necessarily evil) twin at the other Literotica have your hands full not only with the two sites but also insuring that the denizens of the twin bulletin boards never meet or time itself will be shattered...

 

[Siren]

Yea well Cheyenne.....

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Yea well Cheyenne.....

Siren is always Yaking.

There are MUCH better uses for your mouth...