Went to church today and...

[70/30]

Hey, what's the deal?
I seen the Devil spar with Allah
Mathematics was the key to set my whole race free
You might debate we, a refugee
No harm hurt me
Dying, thirsty from the struggle
To my own hustle bubble
On the low, woe is me
To show the Free Bob right
The righteous Asiatic thinker

 

[perks]

Proverbs 31

 

[T.H. Oughts]

"Do unto me and I want to do unto you"

 

[morninggirl5]

Song of Solomon

 

[perks]

they really like pet names like "jezebel" and "salome" and if you really want to get in their chastity belt "whore of bablyon" but I would save that to whisper in the "bitch"'s ear right during a prayer.

 

[Eumenides]

LMAO

Thanks, Perky!

 

[70/30]

You got to recognise and witness
The Mister who swift enough to knock you out with Mic fitness
Hands blistered from holding the mics tight
Some say it's fright night
Well throw the R after the F 'Cause I'm gonna take away your breath
The bell rings and now it's just a daily operation
Yo, you saw my lubrication
You can see this occupation (The winner)
Eh, you know we're from Q-Borough
L-Booie and Clef the trainers, Prazwell promote the throw

 

[perks]

Someone told me once that Mary Magdalene was a whore but Jesus cared for her...maybe bringing her up will help me score some breasts and a thigh.

totally, he was only nice to her, so he could get some. Bitches totally fall for that.

 

[islandman]

Tell them that you want it like Sodom and Gamorah. That'll really turn the wenches in the bible study on.

 

[70/30]

We used to bite bullets with the pig-skin casing
Now we perfect slang like a gang of street masons (uh)
Scribe check make connects

 

[perks]

Tell them that you want it like Sodom and Gamorah. That'll really turn the wenches in the bible study on.

HAAHA, is this like when Lot gave him his daughters, the angels or just cause they were all fucking each other in the ass?

 

[perks]

Right on brother Jesus, that's the way to do it...make 'em think you give a shit about them, get the snatch and put 'em in the fridge for another time, then you look for something fresh. I need to read more about his playa moves.

pimp jesus would be an excellent title. that's way better than jehovah.

 

[islandman]

HAAHA, is this like when Lot gave him his daughters, the angels or just cause they were all fucking each other in the ass?

The latter perky, the latter.

Speaking of ass, what's that up yours?

 

[70/30]

The man's got a God complex
But take the text and change the picture
Watch Muhammad play the messenger like Holy Muslim scriptures
Take orders from only God
Only war when it's Jihad
See Ali appears in Zaire to reconnect 400 years
But we the people dark but equal give love to such things
To the man who made the fam' remember when we were kings

 

[Sandia]

Right on brother Jesus, that's the way to do it...make 'em think you give a shit about them, get the snatch and put 'em in the fridge for another time, then you look for something fresh. I need to read more about his playa moves.

LoL!

Usually I'm pretty good with Bible verses, but I'm falling short today...

Try this one: Beautify your face! The reward of a prostitute is in your lap...

Or you could try one of Jesus' lines: Therefore do not worry... about your body [or] what you will wear... [get naked] like the lilies of the field...

 

[perks]

The latter perky, the latter.

Speaking of ass, what's that up yours?

you can check.

and Sandia, great call on the verses.

 

[70/30]

the bst yet!!!

DEUT 24:11-If one of you becomes unclean because of a noctural emission, he shall go outside the camp and not return until toward evening, he has bathed in water; then, when the sun has set, he may come back into the camp.


Alls I gotta tell them bitches is, I need to shoot my love juice inside you so I don't have a wet dream about your plump bossom and have to leave the camp all damn day.

 

[70/30]

I'm on a roll

Judges 5:25-He asked for water; she gave him milk; in a precious bowl she brought him cream. She stretched out her hand to seize the peg, her right hand to seize the workman's mallet.

I know you ladies are getting hot.

Judges 5:29-They are gathering, doubtless, sharing the spoil; a girl, two girls for each man of war

I know there are many ladies out there and only one of me but if you double up we'll find a way to get you all some of my magic.

 

[penguindance]

 

[april-wine]

Who taught HighSchoolJock to spell?????

 

[70/30]

The man's got a God complex
But take the text and change the picture
Watch Muhammad play the messenger like Holy Muslim scriptures
Take orders from only God
Only war when it's Jihad
See Ali appears in Zaire to reconnect 400 years
But we the people dark but equal give love to such things
To the man who made the fam' remember when we were kings

 

[70/30]

That should get yet another one in the cupboard.

 

[phrodeau]

Ezekiel could really get graphic. As in the tale of Aholah and Aholiba from Ezekiel 20:

Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh [is as] the flesh of asses, and whose issue [is like] the issue of horses. Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.

Check out And Adam Knew Eve: A Dictionary of Sex in the Bible.

 

[Sandia]

You are a woman-killer, 70/30:

His eyes are like doves...

His appearance is like Lebanon,

His speech is most sweet...

Just don't be drivin to church in no thunderstorms...

 

[70/30]

Don't worry I got an umbrella.