Welp

[Noor]

I guess resistance really is futile.

I am 55 and my fantasy is having my guy eat me out while I am standing, alternating licking with painting my toenails turquoise while he is on his knees.

He says he cannot possibly do this.
I don't understand this at all, he is 6' 4", so I know his arms are long enough to paint my toenails.

I have indulged him in all sorts of things, how can I make him do this one thing for me?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I'd be happy to......wait. You mean at the same time?

 

[bronzeage]

I guess resistance really is futile.

I am 55 and my fantasy is having my guy eat me out while I am standing, alternating licking with painting my toenails turquoise while he is on his knees.

He says he cannot possibly do this.
I don't understand this at all, he is 6' 4", so I know his arms are long enough to paint my toenails.

I have indulged him in all sorts of things, how can I make him do this one thing for me?

He could use a roller.

 

[Noor]

I'd be happy to......wait. You mean at the same time?

Yep! He may also have to hold an inhaler because nail polish may cause a reaction

 

[Noor]

He could use a roller.

like a paint roller?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I am 55 and my fantasy is having my guy eat me out while I am standing, alternating licking with painting my toenails turquoise while he is on his knees.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5ix0oaTw1qcj7jk.gif

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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/91/e1/e2/91e1e2c9c7fc0fcefccb476571ca2679.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/da4bb4cac29e9fbfa2a55bf41cb5f430/tumblr_inline_n7oop5GGNF1rigfuk.gif

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1836g5mlspjgtgif/original.gif

 

[Noor]

It's a parody thread...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's a parody thread...

I know, just having fun wit'cha...

...because at least half of that freaky shit you wanna have happen is probably true.

http://media.tumblr.com/10bc22620312c94b06aadb8551d834bc/tumblr_inline_nb3tjxnh3l1qa7yv0.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0vk0l9he1ry10fwo1_500.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/f2d94a096c074c1674484533a1a41f47/tumblr_inline_nl560yT79C1s994jp.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/59f8112d11d04f83eb9461fddd233d0d/tumblr_inline_nlo9hmj1je1rna76x.gif

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201519/rs_500x281-150209094336-prince.gif

 

[Finklestein]

I guess resistance really is futile.

I am 55 and my fantasy is having my guy eat me out while I am standing, alternating licking with painting my toenails turquoise while he is on his knees.

He says he cannot possibly do this.
I don't understand this at all, he is 6' 4", so I know his arms are long enough to paint my toenails.

I have indulged him in all sorts of things, how can I make him do this one thing for me?

Wash your cunt.

 

[Noor]

I know, just having fun wit'cha...

...because at least half of that freaky shit you wanna have happen is probably true.

http://media.tumblr.com/10bc22620312c94b06aadb8551d834bc/tumblr_inline_nb3tjxnh3l1qa7yv0.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0vk0l9he1ry10fwo1_500.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/f2d94a096c074c1674484533a1a41f47/tumblr_inline_nl560yT79C1s994jp.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/59f8112d11d04f83eb9461fddd233d0d/tumblr_inline_nlo9hmj1je1rna76x.gif

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201519/rs_500x281-150209094336-prince.gif

The Prince one is cool!

Yep, like sex with a tall ghost, how much more kinky can you get?

So far no one has suggested I stand on blocks

 

[Aglaopheme]

I was wondering how tall you are. Did you mean to say you're 5'5?

 

[Noor]

I was wondering how tall you are. Did you mean to say you're 5'5?

I am 5' 2"

 

[Que]

The biggest logistical problem is going to be him being able to see what he's painting from that angle

 

[Noor]

The biggest logistical problem is going to be him being able to see what he's painting from that angle

and his mouth being somewhat above my waist...

 

[thør]

Krylon makes a turquoise, eh?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I was wondering how tall you are. Did you mean to say you're 5'5?

I am 5' 2"

I don't know why, but when I think of you, Noor, I get an image of a Julianne Moore lookalike, maybe with less reddish in the hair but more body freckles.

 

[thør]

and his mouth being somewhat above my waist...

Stand on a stool!

 

[Aglaopheme]

I am 5' 2"

I was going to suggest stilettos.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kHXudXel8e8/TRnn4pVhI_I/AAAAAAAABx0/DOTAazHZbTE/s1600/Stilettos-tattoos_5.jpg

 

[Noor]

I don't know why, but when I think of you, Noor, I get an image of a Julianne Moore lookalike, maybe with less reddish in the hair but more body freckles.

Curly hair, a little less red, not so many freckles most places, less angular.

 

[Noor]

Stand on a stool!

You mean two stools?

 

[Noor]

I was going to suggest stilettos.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kHXudXel8e8/TRnn4pVhI_I/AAAAAAAABx0/DOTAazHZbTE/s1600/Stilettos-tattoos_5.jpg

I could fall down, I would probably need him for support anyway when things got interesting. I can't break my ankle again, I just can't...

 

[thør]

You mean two stools?

A footstool works quite well.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I did not think this through, 'cause skulls. They'd need to be peep toed.

http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/applique-footwear-lace-stiletto-shoes.jpeg

Support? That's what a head of hair is for, or shoulders if there's not enough hair to grab hold of.

 

[Noor]

I did not think this through, 'cause skulls. They'd need to be peep toed.

http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/applique-footwear-lace-stiletto-shoes.jpeg

Support? That's what a head of hair is for, or shoulders if there's not enough hair to grab hold of.

He's got cool ears

 

[Aglaopheme]

A footstool works quite well.

I think thør's done this.

Also, I did not know you were a gal with red curls as well Noor! I like it!