Well, that didn't work...

Scouse B'stard

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Been off work for the last 10 days, so with nothing to do and having heard a throwaway comment from her ladyship about needing new underwear, I had a browse on the interweb to see what I could find.

Got her a nice new teddy and several pairs of knicker - mix of G'strings and silk/satin briefs. All in her usual size - UK 10/12. Got them gift wrapped and left the package on our bed for her for when the kids had gone to bed.

Happy days thinks I, that'll be brownie points galore & a grateful wife in sexy lingerie....


errrr, no. Her ladyship has put on weight over the last 12 months or so and the old size 10/12 doesn't exactly fit very well, especially the strings....

So instead of the response I wanted, I got a teary wife with body confidence issues...
FML :rolleyes:
 
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