Well, piss, shit and damn.

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[Katyusha]

Reminds me of the title of a children's book: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

Except yours has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad couple of weeks. I wonder if you can drink in the library too.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Cruddy week.

And it's the second of two.

Two tremendously crap-crap-crappy weeks.

Dirt-filled.

Slime-covered.

Crappy.

Atrocious and awful, crummy and dreadful, imperfect, inadequate, inferior, rough, sad and scuzzy, stinking, substandard and completely unacceptable.

Shitty.

To top it off? On my way to sneak a quick Wifi fix at the local library (I have no options now, not until the ISP gods decide to pull their heads from their collective asses or other bodily orifices) I was greeted by the followers of Phelps and dozens of hideous picket signs.

"God killed your son" was my special favorite.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

I did entertain brief thoughts of mowing them down with my car as I drove into the parking lot but luckily a cooler head prevailed.

I might hurt my laptop. Then I'd really be fucked.

It needs to rum very soon. Wonders if I can drink in the library?

Yes, diguise the rum as Iced tea.

Then mow down the phelps family.

 

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[ABSTRUSE]

Now THAT is the best thing I've heard today.

Just ask Abs, I have all the answers.

 

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[Guest]

Sorry to hear about your week(s). Hope things improve rapidly.

How about a temporary solution for part of the problem?

Find a Wi-Fi enabled bar and apply rum vigorously until general anesthesia is achieved. Should the Phelps cretins show up, point out this fact (as coherently as possible) to the largest and most vicious of the bar's denizens.

Then, sit back and enjoy the show!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Make sure the cup is not see through and covered, and if they ask... it's water. Only water.

 

[SweetWitch]

Sorry to hear about your week(s). Hope things improve rapidly.

How about a temporary solution for part of the problem?

Find a Wi-Fi enabled bar and apply rum vigorously until general anesthesia is achieved. Should the Phelps cretins show up, point out this fact (as coherently as possible) to the largest and most vicious of the bar's denizens.

Then, sit back and enjoy the show!

Excellent suggestion! Nothing better than watching a barroom brawl, especially when the bad guy loses.

 

[Oblimo]

Slime-covered.

Hey, now. No need to get personal.

As for Phelps: maybe of every good thing that happens, everywhere, is the result of Jesus going, "Oh, God, I'm so sorry about that asshole. Here, have a rainbow. Or a cookie?"

 

[JagFarlane]

Cool.

But now I have to go. Quick Wifi fix and I'm out the door.

I feel like such an internet slut.

Wifi whore.

But I've got - needs, man. Serious needs!

I'm going home to mix up a drink or two or three.

Later, Litsters!

Not sure if you're trying to run a network offa your internet at home. If not, and just want to hook up a single computer, you could do as I do, and go through one of the cell phone companies to get wireless internet. Its not noticeably slower and currently runs me $60 a month through Sprint for unlimited access.

 

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[rgraham666]

Hi beautiful.

Me? Fighting off feeling bummed myself. The weather here really bites.

 

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[rgraham666]

It is snowing here.

My nose is cold.

Hubby says that means I'm healthy.

I punched him in the arm.

Snerk. Quelle surprise.

Cold and rainy here. Bleah.

 

[JagFarlane]

It is snowing here.

My nose is cold.

Hubby says that means I'm healthy.

I punched him in the arm.

-grins- its all of oh...73 and rainy here

 

[rgraham666]

Now must go. Time for dinner.

So good to see you again, beautiful.

 

[neonlyte]

Oh, i posted in the wrong place

'ello, kiddo,
what did you porn this time to get wifi in the library?

 

[logophile]

-grins- its all of oh...73 and rainy here

People don't actually enjoy other people who gloat about nice weather.



*this service bulletin brought to the citizens of the upper midwest*

 

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[JagFarlane]

People don't actually enjoy other people who gloat about nice weather.



*this service bulletin brought to the citizens of the upper midwest*

LOL my appologies

Edit: But I do have to add...you choose where you live

 

[feeeriek]

feee refuses to say what it is like here...however sends warmth and sun to sarahh and logo and wishes a fixed isp for sarahh

 

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