Well lick my ass and call me candy cane!

[PowerOfOne]

I am now a Literotica guru! Do I get a crown with this? Where do I pick up my flowers or should I furnish an address to have them delivered? What exactly does it mean to be a guru? I can die happy now...please have LITEROTICA GURU etched on my tomb stone, or better yet, I like pepperoni on my Tombstones. Can I trade the crown for a pizza?

 

[nasty]

*Licks PO1's ass*Candy Cane. Now, to go and read the post.

 

[PowerOfOne]

OOHHH, Nasty!! Was it as good for you as it was for me? Please do not roll over and start snoring now, I want more.

 

[nasty]

SHEESH!!!!!!!! Now Ruby says she wants to get fucked. A man can only be at one place at one time. Oh well, here's a few licks for the road.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Nasty, RubyFruit did not even include me in her list of "fuckables". She is not worth it, I am. Just kidding Ruby but my feelings are still hurt about not making the cut...I hope that I am spelling correctly today, it is hard to see out of eyes that have been swollen with tears over being left out. That's okay Ruby, I am sure it was just an oversight on your part. These things happen but I still need the time with Nasty.

 

[nasty]

You're gonna give me a Heart attack, hun. I think your ass has been licked enough, now, for that hole*Spreads PO1's cheeks* Oh, you're so tight.

 

[PowerOfOne]

You're gonna give me a Heart attack, hun. I think your ass has been licked enough, now, for that hole*Spreads PO1's cheeks* Oh, you're so tight.

I prefer to give you a HARD attack.