Well-known asshole seeks special Miami girl

[Ekserb]

Blah, blah, blah....

 

[monique1971]

Miami women, I suggest you pursue this golden opportunity. Ekserb is decorative and funny and despite everything he says he is really quite nice. (Sorry, Ek, but it's true.)

 

[Ekserb]

Miami women, I suggest you pursue this golden opportunity. Ekserb is decorative and funny and despite everything he says he is really quite nice. (Sorry, Ek, but it's true.)

"Decorative?"

 

[monique1971]

"Decorative?"

As, "pleasing to look upon." I'd definitely keep you around just to admire, despite all your craziness.

I should perhaps add for those of you following along at home that I have never actually met Ekserb. I still feel confident in endorsing his ad, however.

 

[Ekserb]

As, "pleasing to look upon." I'd definitely keep you around just to admire, despite all your craziness.

I should perhaps add for those of you following along at home that I have never actually met Ekserb. I still feel confident in endorsing his ad, however.

Well, two other members have met me, although I wouldn't presume that they would endorse this ad unless I asked them, which I won't do. I can only say that I think they enjoy my company and would say as much if queried on the subject.

Thank you for the testimonial, Mo.

 

[Ekserb]

So far three responses, but none from Miami. What's up with that? Not even South Florida. There must be something about me that appeals to midwestern girls.

 

[sereneone4u]

Hey now!

Us southeastern girls like you too.

 

[anonymous790]

Oh bother...

Not near Miami...perhaps if I'm in the area I'll look you up.

Ladies of Miami or the surrounding area, you definitely should seize this opportunity! Eskerb is a wonderful guy and incredibly sexy to boot!

Es-good luck.

 

[Ekserb]

Hey now!

Us southeastern girls like you too.

And I thank you for it!

 

[Ekserb]

Not near Miami...perhaps if I'm in the area I'll look you up.

Ladies of Miami or the surrounding area, you definitely should seize this opportunity! Eskerb is a wonderful guy and incredibly sexy to boot!

Es-good luck.

Knock it off! Since when do "wonderful" guys ever get the girl? However, the "seize this opportunity" part I can agree with.

If you ever get to South Florida, I'm in the phone book. Or you could just get my contact info from my web site. Thanks for the kind words!

 

[bluebell]

Well, well, well. Looky what I found.

As, "pleasing to look upon." I'd definitely keep you around just to admire, despite all your craziness.

I should perhaps add for those of you following along at home that I have never actually met Ekserb. I still feel confident in endorsing his ad, however.

Seconded on both counts.

Although he forgot to mention that one must be deferential and, indeed, nearly orgasmic at the thought of Apple products.

Still, give him a go. He's the best damn merry-go-round your tushy will ever touch.
(That sounded sooo much better in my head.)

 

[Ekserb]

Although he forgot to mention that one must be deferential and, indeed, nearly orgasmic at the thought of Apple products.

Not so. Anyone can use a Windows PC, as long as you realize it sucks.

Still, give him a go. He's the best damn merry-go-round your tushy will ever touch.
(That sounded sooo much better in my head.)

LOL!

 

[monique1971]

He's the best damn merry-go-round your tushy will ever touch.

bluebellesque one, you know I adore you, but the above makes no sense.

Mo

P.S. Miami women! PM Ekserb!

 

[SmirkingJack11]

It's a wait on the iPhone...in case anyone is curious.

 

[Daizie]

Amendment to Ekserb's ad:

Illiterate and grammatical morons need not apply. Also, those who drive as if they are the only ones on the road, please look elsewhere.

 

[Ekserb]

Amendment to Ekserb's ad:

Illiterate and grammatical morons need not apply. Also, those who drive as if they are the only ones on the road, please look elsewhere.

This ad writes itself!

 

[bluebell]

I should never be lauded for my sense

Not so. Anyone can use a Windows PC, as long as you realize it sucks.

And that it is responsible for the downfall and decay of western society.

bluebellesque one, you know I adore you, but the above makes no sense.

Mo

Hmm. Oh well. It's been that kind of a week.
Oh my god. I can't even whip out something funny. <weeps>

 

[sereneone4u]

And I thank you for it!

You welcome!

 

[monique1971]

Ekserb once started a "Favorite Things" thread. I'd say that Ekserb is one of my favorite things, but is he a thing? Or is he more like a force of nature? Or should I cut the crap and tell the truth, which is that he's just a really hot, smart, nice guy?


Animal, vegetable, or mineral? Answer the ad, girls, and judge for yourselves.

 

[Ekserb]

Ekserb once started a "Favorite Things" thread. I'd say that Ekserb is one of my favorite things, but is he a thing? Or is he more like a force of nature? Or should I cut the crap and tell the truth, which is that he's just a really hot, smart, nice guy?


Animal, vegetable, or mineral? Answer the ad, girls, and judge for yourselves.

Not sure what to make of this post, but I heartily agree that the women of Miami should judge for themselves.

Thank you, sweetie.

 

[Ekserb]

Just watching a little TV and wanted to add something.

I won't date smokers or drug users, but I don't mind being around drinkers as long as you don't get stupid. For one thing, I won't hold your hair while you're puking. Okay, I might, but only so I can make fun of you for getting so 'faced that you can't walk upright.

I will laugh at you. And make loud noises the next morning.

Just so long as we're clear on this.

 

[monique1971]

But I look so enchantingly pretty when I'm throwing up.

As long as I can laugh at you, I don't much care if you laugh at me.

 

[Ekserb]

But I look so enchantingly pretty when I'm throwing up.

As long as I can laugh at you, I don't much care if you laugh at me.

I laugh at myself all the time, so I don't suppose it would hurt to let you laugh along with me.

 

[monique1971]

I laugh at myself all the time, so I don't suppose it would hurt to let you laugh along with me.

A man who can laugh at himself!? See why I adore you!?

 

[Ekserb]

A man who can laugh at himself!? See why I adore you!?

You didn't know I like to laugh at myself? The "I love cock!" self-graffiti avatar wasn't enough of a clue?