well, it's over.

[Chicklet]

my barely beginning relationship which i thought was going really, really well (i even went up to his parents' house this weekend for dinner) has abruptly ended. for the second time in a year i've been given 12 hrs between sex and a break up. starting to think it's me.

i don't want chocolate.

i want drugs and alcohol. ok? thanks.

 

[coy_one]

What's your poison? I'll begin pouring.

 

[BiBunny]

*Gives chicklet great big hugs*

It's not you, honey. It's them. It's ALWAYS them. FWIW, I know how you feel 'cause the asshole in my life isn't speaking to me right now, and I'm fighting the urge to call or email him. If I were closer, I'd take you out, and we'd get drunk, have sex, take pictures, and send 'em to 'em!

Seriously, I'm so sorry. Do you have any idea what happened? Let me know if there's anything I can do. My PM box is always open. *More big hugs*

 

[CutieMouse]

*hands off a really freaking big chambord meltdown*

Kinda makes you contemplate a contract approved by your lawyer before you sleep with a guy doesn't it?

Party of the first part (Chicklet) will willingly (and with great enthusiasm) do XYZ sexual acts on the ___ day, of the ___ month, in the year of our Lord ___ (and continue doing so for ___ amount of time, thereafter) with party of the second part (hopeful relationship guy). In return the party fo the second part promises a fulfilling and fabulous relationship for a minimum of X amount of time; any failure to uphold this agreement by the party of the second part will result in _________________ (insert ginormous "damn that was stupid of me" moment here).

 

[Chicklet]

lol cutie mouse = )

be back drunk later

 

[WriterDom]

the flavor of the week

stay tuned

 

[neonflux]

To you Chicklet!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/cocktails.jpg

And to all those dastardly, cowardly, dishonest people of the male species...

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/pointytoes.jpg

(Pointy-toed shoes on the feet of a can-be-almost-overly-sadistic-with-the-right-motivation switch. I'm thinking of starting a free loan service, if you'd like to take advantage. )

 

[BiBunny]

To you Chicklet!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/cocktails.jpg

And to all those dastardly, cowardly, dishonest people of the male species...

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q91/cleasf/pointytoes.jpg

(Pointy-toed shoes on the feet of a can-be-almost-overly-sadistic-with-the-right-motivation switch. I'm thinking of starting a free loan service, if you'd like to take advantage. )

Can I have a little of both of those, Ms. Neon?

 

[neonflux]

Can I have a little of both of those, Ms. Neon?

Always, Ms. Bunny!!!

 

[Yang4yin]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/Yang4yin/she_liked_her_men.jpg

Sorry to hear the bad news, Chicklet!

 

[graceanne]

*makes up some margaritas*

*hugs*

 

[Phirefly]

*adds some mojitos to the mix*

I'm sorry to hear that... *hugs* I hope you feel better soon, maybe the mojito will help!

 

[Chicklet]

i have ice cream, cookies, just ate a hot dog and downed a couple guiness'. men suck, but i don't care.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Chicklet sweety will you be requiring the Lit Courtesy bucket now or in the morning .

Just asking

: prepares refreshing towelette :

 

[AngelicAssassin]

men suck, but i don't care.

When he comes around again, as all (insert description of your choice) eventually do, be wearing one of the following:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/suckbunny.jpg

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/firststepadmission.jpg

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/4agdtime.jpg

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/smiling.jpg

 

[Chicklet]

Chicklet sweety will you be requiring the Lit Courtesy bucket now or in the morning .

Just asking

: prepares refreshing towelette :

and a breathmint, please

 

[Yang4yin]

* hands Chicklet a roll of pep-o-mint LifeSavers™ *

 

[graceanne]

I was just reading this thread aloud to my friend, and roommate M, and she laughed and said we needed to go out with you sometime.

FYI - she's having guy problems right now, too. *hugs*

 

[trisquel_astur]

my barely beginning relationship which i thought was going really, really well (i even went up to his parents' house this weekend for dinner) has abruptly ended. for the second time in a year i've been given 12 hrs between sex and a break up. starting to think it's me.

Sad to read it.

Well, I think it's not your fault. You a nice and clever person. Don't let an asshole to make you think that way. He is who looses more.

You are a gift for most of the man.

Guiness? May I order a couple of pints?

Kiss

 

[subtleone]

Sorry to hear this Chicklet, it's still a bit early in the morning here for me to join you, but I have an endless supply of Guiness here for you if your personal stocks run out.

 

[KuriousTina]

i have ice cream, cookies, just ate a hot dog and downed a couple guiness'. men suck, but i don't care.

You'll get through it - just remember, when one door closes, another one opens. Look into the mirror and tell yourself you are a creature unlike any other - because, quite frankly, in your position I'd have gone straight for three tubs of hagan dazs choc chip, half a bottle of bacardi and forgotten what else I ate after... Men suck, so forget about this one and say NEXT!

 

[naxalite0906]

*walks in with some tequila slammers just in case*

Im sorry to hear that chick.. After the effort you are going to as well.. He made a huge mistake

 

[Perfect_Trust]

Sorry to hear that Chicklet...{{{hugs & vodka shots}}}.

It's stuff like this that puts me off even wanting to start new relationships.

 

[SweetGigi]

I'm so sorry, hunny.

We are here, if you need anything.

I know I wouldn't be half of where I am if it hadn't been for you guys.

*huggles*

 

[neonflux]

Hi Chicklet! Just checking in before I am off the boards for a couple of days to see how you're doing. Neon