Well, hot damn! School started today

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm so glad I'm not alone in this. I friggin' HATE getting erections when I'm in the shower and all soaped up! I tell any girl I'm with to just stroke it to the bottom edge of the head, but they never listen and then...urrrrrggggghhh...they think it's always a velvet glove for us, like in the movies!

And then it hurts for two days! Bleagh . . .

 

[impressive]

Oh yes, of course, it's not like with men -- hot water + jizz = blocked drain

You must have superthick jizz.

Either that, or you need to take your dick out of the drain.

 

[NoJo]

You must have superthick jizz.

Either that, or you need to take your dick out of the drain.

I will, if you take your head out of the gutter