Well has run dry!

[Scott Michaels]

Why doesn't anyone write new stories about women having sex with dogs? I love those stories!

 

[gauchecritic]

Erm.. Because were not sure of the exact mechanics and can never get the dog's POV right.

Gauche

 

[SexySoBeChick]

LOL, Gauche!

But seriously, Scott—if you are being serious—I do believe bestiality is a no-no for Literotica stories. I know I haven't seen any yet and it says so in the guidelines.

--SSBC

 

[bridgeburner]

I know I've seen at least one in the Extreme section, but I'm sure I've seen others. I may have stumbled across them following links to other sites, though. It's not really my thing so I can't even point you in a direction to check out, sorry.

I find that if I'm looking for something specific and not finding it I generally just have to write it for myself. I don't know if there are authors out there who would be willing to do a comissioned story, but it certainly couldn't hurt to ask.

-B

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmm

Probably because beast stuff is frowned on here, well can you guarantee the Labrador is over 18 and consenting, I think not.

Beast sex is very close to kiddie porn, some sick bastard taking advantage of child like mind for sexual gratification.

pops......

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Hmmmmmm

Probably because beast stuff is frowned on here, well can you guarantee the Labrador is over 18 and consenting, I think not.

Beast sex is very close to kiddie porn, some sick bastard taking advantage of child like mind for sexual gratification.

pops......

Although I did see a story with a horse in the non-consent section... But no dogs... sorry... Dogs are nasty-ass.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

I couldn't possibly agree more, Pops. Dogs (and other animals) are absolutely innocent creatures- very much like children- all too trusting and eager to please. For anyone to victimize them in such a manner is base and despicable- and attempting to justify that victimization by ascribing anthropomorphic sexual motives to them is even worse-

the equivalent of a pedophile's steadfast assertions that "that five year old was flirting with me- she wanted it"...

However, I think Scott was [probably] kidding. And if not- well, so long as he's only reading about it and not shoving his old hog-leg up some poor pomeranian's poop-chute- I guess that's his deal.

mlle avec des enfants chien

 

[bridgeburner]

And how exactly does one calculate the age of consent for a dog? In dog years or in human years? I mean, I think only poodles live to be 18 or 20, right? And that's only the little ones. Somehow "Do me Fifi! Do me Fifi!" just makes me giggle.


-B

 

[MathGirl]

Why doesn't anyone write new stories about women having sex with dogs? I love those stories!

Dear Scott,
What a wonderful question! I've always wondered about that myself, but I was just too sheepish to come out with it.

I beieve that the reason is that society has become ovinocentric to the point of excluding other species. It's terribly unfair, smacks of the herd instinct, and something should be done about it. Perhaps a federally appointed "Shepherd" to oversee the entire industry.

Thank you so much for bringing to light something that's been lanolin coated for far too long.
MG
Ps. They have rubber wellington boots on sale at WalMart this week.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Actually, women-having-sex-with-dogs stories are failry easy to find compared to men-having-sex-with-frogs stories. Those are what I'm always on the lookout for.


---dr.M.

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Well has run dry!

Dear Scott,
What a wonderful question! I've always wondered about that myself, but I was just too sheepish to come out with it.

I beieve that the reason is that society has become ovinocentric to the point of excluding other species. It's terribly unfair, smacks of the herd instinct, and something should be done about it. Perhaps a federally appointed "Shepherd" to oversee the entire industry.

Thank you so much for bringing to light something that's been lanolin coated for far too long.
MG
Ps. They have rubber wellington boots on sale at WalMart this week.

I always make love to Blodwynn my pet sheep on the edge of a cliff face, she pushes back so much harder for fear of falling.

Yours: Mint sauce

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Well, doc- one could always talk about men licking frogs....

and how do you like that? We're back on the "drugs" thread again!

 

[DurtGurl]

Re: Re: Re: Well has run dry!

Originally posted by pop_54 I always make love to Blodwynn my pet sheep on the edge of a cliff face, she pushes back so much harder for fear of falling.Yours: Mint sauce

Dear Pop,
Thank you for the heartwarming story. That's wonderfully romantic. I'm sure there are many others out there with their own "boy and his sheep" stories, if they would only come forward to share.
DG
Ps. All my best to Blodwynn
Pps. Baaaaaaa

 

[pop_54]

Haaaaaaaaaa

Actually, women-having-sex-with-dogs stories are failry easy to find compared to men-having-sex-with-frogs stories. Those are what I'm always on the lookout for.


---dr.M.

I'm with you there Dr M, just can't get the fuckers to hold still long enough, one mention of a jump and they're gone.

 

[wildsweetone]

Damn! I have running around in my head smartarse comments on:

doggie-style,

bitch slippery frogs,

sheep and dogs floating down a flooded creek, (it's raining cats and dogs here),

and nice clean shiny wellington boots.

*sigh* orgasm denial days are such a bitch.

 

[SexySoBeChick]

Ahhh, the thread where men are men and the dogs, sheep, and frogs are nervous.

But really, who'd want to fuck a dog anyway? They only do it doggie-style, they treat you like a bitch, they only last one-seventh the time a man does, they're always sniffing around for other tail, and they never call.

Now, sheep on the other hand . . . they might be woolly, but at least the love ewe.

 

[Guest]

Does anyone remember that Pony-Girl thread? Such unharnessed fun - a girl and her horse (see National Velvet).

feeling like a frisky filly, Perdita

 

[Dirty Slut]

Why doesn't anyone write new stories about women having sex with dogs? I love those stories!

We do, it's just that you men don't see yourselves for what you are. Mutts.

DS

 

[MathGirl]

Ranians

Well, doc- one could always talk about men licking frogs....

Dear Mlle,
I know this is nit picking, but it's TOADS that men lick. They get bufotoxin and warts.
Correctionally but alutruistically,
MG

 

[EarnestImp]

Re: Ranians

Dear Mlle,
I know this is nit picking, but it's TOADS that men lick. They get bufotoxin and warts.
Correctionally but alutruistically,
MG

I like you MG.

But, correctionally, the warts are a myth, and additionally, the dogs do the bufotoxin thing too, at least the antipodean ones. I sense convergence here.

On a similar note, there was a long thread on women using dogs for oral (from the dog's perspective) gratification in either Howto or GB.

Brrrrr. Do you know where that tongue's been?

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Ranians

Originally posted by EarnestImp But, correctionally, the warts are a myth, and additionally, the dogs do the bufotoxin thing too[/i]

Huh! Everyone knows toads cause warts. End of subject. Case closed. QED!
MG
Ps. It's interesting to see what happens when a dog is curious enough to pick up a toad who wanders into its yard. The bitter glycosides in the toad's skin make the dog's mouth burn, it salivates until it's foaming at the mouth, puts the toad down, and barks at it. It's a really stupid dog who every picks up a toad twice.
Pps. Toads not causing warts? The very idea!

 

[EarnestImp]

Re: Re: Re: Ranians

Huh! Everyone knows toads cause warts. End of subject. Case closed. QED!

OK. If its in Latin, it must be right.

 

[SexySoBeChick]

Dumb Dog!

I must've had some really stupid dogs then. Actually, I think they kept going after the toads because they were getting high from the secretions. I guess it made them feel so groovy, they didn't care about their burning tongues.

 

[MathGirl]

Ranians and Latinos

OK. If its in Latin, it must be right.

Dear EI,
I knew you would see it my way if you thought about it. I've traveled extensively in Latin America and really know my way around the Latin language. Cognita Erato Sump
Ps. Even the smartest dog has an IQ equivalent to a post. They just move around more and are noisier.

 

[EarnestImp]

Re: Ranians and Latinos

Dear EI,
I knew you would see it my way if you thought about it.

I know, I know, a thousand Mea culpas.

And throw in a dozen or two post hoc ergo propter hoc and a couple of sember ubi sub ubi.

Ps. Even the smartest dog has an IQ equivalent to a post. They just move around more and are noisier.

The bit I don't like is the fondness for noses-in-undignified-places. I know that among them it is normal etiquette, but one should adapt one's customs to those of one's hosts.