Well fuck me softly with a chainsaw

[TheEarl]

I leave you guys alone for a few days and look what you've done to the place!

Not sure I like this at all. I saw on the Site Announcements page that Manu was working on a style to make it look kinda like the old system; does anyone know whether he succeeded? I feel kinda lost with these styles.

And if anyone can name the film that the title's quoting from, then I'll be impressed.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

i have no idea but im hoping youll be impressed with my ability to admit my flaws.
*kisses baby*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If it's not Harry Potter, then why would I watch it?

 

[Just-Legal]

I leave you guys alone for a few days and look what you've done to the place!

Not sure I like this at all. I saw on the Site Announcements page that Manu was working on a style to make it look kinda like the old system; does anyone know whether he succeeded? I feel kinda lost with these styles.

And if anyone can name the film that the title's quoting from, then I'll be impressed.

The Earl

Is it a Tarantino movie?

*hugs Earl*

 

[minsue]

I have this bizarre urge to say it's from Heathers, but I've no idea why and I'm fairly certain that's wrong.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I have this bizarre urge to say it's from Heathers, but I've no idea why and I'm fairly certain that's wrong.

Might be right. That's what I thought as well.

 

[TheEarl]

I have this bizarre urge to say it's from Heathers, but I've no idea why and I'm fairly certain that's wrong.

You're good.

The Earl

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I have this bizarre urge to say it's from Heathers, but I've no idea why and I'm fairly certain that's wrong.

Min's a huge Shannon D fan.

 

[LadyJeanne]

A lot of us feel like we've been fucked, not in a good way.

I'm feeling disconnected, discombobulated, discontented, and distant.

Hellloooooo out there....

 

[Guest]

A lot of us feel like we've been fucked, not in a good way.

I'm feeling disconnected, discombobulated, discontented, and distant.

Hellloooooo out there....

im taking away your 'dis' using abilities...

now youre
combobulated, contented and tant.

 

[minsue]

You're good.

The Earl

Whoop!

I knew my twisted childhood hero worship would come in handy one day.

 

[Just-Legal]

I feel used and dirty. I need a shower.

 

[impressive]

Min's a huge Shannon D fan.

Why do I find that perversely hilarious?

(Of course, I'm admitting to being a Christian Slater fan.)

 

[LadyJeanne]

im taking away your 'dis' using abilities...

now youre
combobulated, contented and tant.

Now I feel better, although I'm still a little mayed, gusted, and turbed.

 

[Guest]

And if anyone can name the film that the title's quoting from, then I'll be impressed.

The Earl

"Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?"

"Heather Chandler: No, Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather?"

From 1989, yes?

Heathers

 

[logophile]

Technically it's:

It's fuck me gently with a chain saw.

Fabulous film. Definitely better than Cats...

 

[Guest]

"Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?"

"Heather Chandler: No, Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather?"

From 1989, yes?

Heathers

Good goin' Darnoel. Late again as always.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Technically it's:

It's fuck me gently with a chain saw.

I'd been thinking that too. Obviously, I need to act more often on these sorts of impulses.

 

[Lisa Denton]

"Well fuckmerunnin" this is wierd skins.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Yeah sure, go ahead and make fun of us that have had run ins with angry chainsaws before.

 

[Guest]

Good goin' Darnoel. Late again as always.

Yeah? Well, let's see how smart you are. Name this movie

Mark Van Doren: What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.
Man 1: Can I quote you, Mark?
Mark Van Doren: Not before I quote me.
Dorothy Van Doren: His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.
Man 2: Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.
Dorothy Van Doren: How could they tell?
Mark Van Doren: Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.

Come on now, name THAT movie.

 

[Guest]

Yeah? Well, let's see how smart you are. Name this movie

Mark Van Doren: What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.
Man 1: Can I quote you, Mark?
Mark Van Doren: Not before I quote me.
Dorothy Van Doren: His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.
Man 2: Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.
Dorothy Van Doren: How could they tell?
Mark Van Doren: Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.

Come on now, name THAT movie.

Quiz Show (1994)

Did you forget we share the same bed pan Darnoel?

 

[Guest]

Quiz Show (1994)

Did you forget we share the same bed pan Darnoel?

That's BRAINpan you dingleberry.

And if we do share one how come you can't spell my name right to save you ass?

 

[Guest]

That's BRAINpan you dingleberry.

And if we do share one how come you can't spell my name right to save you ass?

Brainpan, bedpan, what's the difference?

You arent gonna cook my dinner in either one.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Earl,

You reminded me of a puzzle I ran across not too long ago.

Gone Babelfishin'

They took several well-known movie quotes and, using Babelfish, translated them back and forth.
Can you still recognize them?


1. "The life is as a chocolate framework..."

2. "I will be I stop backwards."

3. "If you precede, let us form mean day."

4. "I see people out of order."

5. "We came. We saw. We stepped its donkey."

6. "I am very insane that the hell and me am not taken of gonna it!"

7. "Which we have here, is to be been located a disturbance in connection."

8. "They are not skirt interfere with them. We are on one mission from the God."

9. "It can only have one."

10. "I possible was have been a candidate!"

11. "I am revenge smirking of Cat."

12. "Fuck me smoothly with a chain mountain range."

13. "I do not know why it this material ground meat helpers call. It makes only fine alone."

14. "Storming has the amusement the castle!"

15. "Obtain its legs that stink out of me, you cursed the dirty modified monkey!"

16. "May is the strength with you."




THE ANSWERS

1. "Life is like a box of chocolates..." ("Forrest Gump")

2. "I'll be back." ("The Terminator")

3. "Go ahead, make my day." ("Sudden Impact")

4. "I see dead people." ("The Sixth Sense")

5. "We came. We saw. We kicked its ass." ("Ghostbusters")

6. "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it!" ("Network")

7 "What we have here is a failure to communicate." ("Cool Hand Luke")

8. "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." (Blues Brothers)

9. "There can be only one." ("Highlander")

10. "I could've been a contender!" ("On the Waterfront")

11. "I am Jack's smirking revenge." ("Fight Club")

12. "Fuck me gently with a chain saw." ("Heathers")

13. "I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself." ("National Lampoon's Vacation")

14. "Have fun storming the castle!" ("The Princess Bride")

15. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" ("Planet of the Apes")

16. "May the force be with you." ("Star Wars")

It SEEMS like Babelfish still has a way to go before reaching perfection.