Well Exp, just can't understand, let'em all fucking die! Survivor assholes!

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ya know - these fucking civilians! God fucking damn them! Voting off the most knowledgeable, strongest person there. Is it, was he, so fucking alienated from them? What's with the beef jerkey shit? Para-fucking-noia! I just wanna grab a Steyr, plenty of ammo and a chopper - and do a fly-by. On what fucking grounds did they have to vote Kel off? I have no clue. Shit, fuck, damn!

Death to all stupid fucking civilians!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Spark was it smart to start this thread before the people in cali saw Survivor!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oops!

I didn't think of that - I was too pissed off sorry!

 

[Naked Hunny]

its ok i was gonna start the same thread but decided to wait!

 

[Ezzy]

Thanks for the reminder Sparky...

I have passed the warning it is on tonight to a friend 2 hours behind you time wise, so although I work to strict instructions not to pass on the other info I was able to remind them it is on tonight.

I think this may have saved an argument later so keep up the good work.





EZ http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[Juliangel]

Hey Sparky it pissed me off too!

http://www.Survivorsucks.com listed Kel and Debb as the first two voted off for a couple of weeks now, I was just hoping they would be wrong.

 

[Bigdog]

Now that the cat is out of the bag...

...I guess I have an hour to kill.

It actually makes sense to get rid of the strongest person while you still have enough people to control the votes. They did the same thing in Survivor 1 when they voted Grechen out. When the individual immunity challenges begin in about 5 weeks not having Kel will seem like a good idea.

Doesn't matter anyway, Kimmi will "blow" away the competition.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Siren]

I hate Jerri the 'actress'...she got Kel booted

 

[TN_Vixen]

ok.. what I don't understand is this

what the fuck is wrong with these people? I mean on the last Survivor at least everyone pitched in and tried to find food.. wasn't it the annoying truck driver that kept after everyone to find figs or something? And although not everyone on the last show attempted to find food, they weren't acting like it was a f'n vacation!!

I'm disappointed in this group. So disappointed that I doubt my interest will hold much longer. To listen to them bitch about so and so after 4 fucking days? Oh come on!!

Then, they vote Kel off. What a disaster. The only reason I tune in is to watch that man's body in action. NOW what do I have to look forward to? Colby? The dense Texan from HELL? heh not very likely.

Going through Kel's bags was something that left me open-mouthed! I could NOT believe those arrogant mf'rs. Who has any right whatsoever to rifle through another person's belongings? That's just plain wrong and it made me ill to think that the majority of the group went right along with Jerri's obsessive behavior.

.... (looking over my post) Ok, maybe I'm too involved here, y'think? hehe...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well, I've had time to thing on it all night.....

Here's my take....

Regardless of the last 15 years or so and the seeming elevated stature of armed forces in general, and in particular the US armed forces - and what the US public thinks of them - I still believe that there is an underlying skepticism that verges on paranoia in the back of most average folks minds. It's just there - ist's that simple. If you haven't "been in," done your time and served your country for whatever reason - the chances are that you just don't get it. "Why would anyone want to do that?" They ask themselves. It's like most folks think about celibate clergy. Most folks would rather spend there time chancing the all mighty dollar. Again selfishness.

So, maybe Kel knew this - it seems he made a remark to that effect in the end. Maybe he decided to lay low because of this seeming problem, find food (too bad he could not) and it backfired on him with the huge help of that bitch.

Also - maybe "they" the rest, subliminally thought it best strategy to get rid of the likely winner - up front. I would have thought that but waited - he's too valuable early on.

Who knows? But in the end, even though that bitch and those that so easily followed her - is a stinking cunt - maybe it's Kel who blew it.

After all, Exp and I were talking the other day about fate and luck and all that shit - the best laid plans.... sort of thing. Ya know? They can go wrong.

I think now it's a combo, "Kel kinda, inadvertently helped them to screw him." If you remember the Air Force survivalist, the female (I forget her name) she was voted off early on the last survivor.

In the end I feel sorry for all those who question military personal. They fear the wrong thing.

 

[Cheyenne]

I woke up to a discussion of Kel on my radio this morning. The local DJ's said the producers followed Kel to his private spot after he was accused of having smuggled beef JERKY to the outback. Guess what they found instead of beef JERKY? They found him "pleasuring himself." Maybe I was still half asleep, but I woke up thinking they had the JERKY part correct, at least!

Kel sounds like a Lit kind of guy to me! Sparky? Can you get an invite to him to join the bb?

 

[Expertise]

BEEF JERKY MY CANADIAN ASS!!!

What really and truly pissed me off is that Kelly is a truly honorable guy. I can't imagine him "cheating".

The Bongo Bimbo called that in to question. She is without question a Bimbo, but she is a Bimbo with a Machiavellian streak a mile wide. This just sucks. Kelly was the only one attemptig to fid supplemental substenance while the rest of those putz's kicked back on the beach. I don't even need to go in to the skill sets that the guy could offer to the team that no one else in the whole competition could. Additionaly any one with an IQ above room temperature could see what Jerry's plan was. Fuck 'em!

Further..... what the fuck is the matter with these people?

Slimmy Kimmy- The vegetarian who can not eat meat even for a million dollars.

Rodger- A likeable guy, but the poor middle-aged fuck cant even swim.

The nurse from Ogakor- You can't even stomach tripe?

WHY IN THE NAME OF FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE EVEN TRYING?

To have a prayer you have to have some physical ability and at least the basic skill sets of life. But more than that you need mental toughness. A mental toughness that burns with the idea that NO MATTER WHAT "I AM GOING TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK IT TAKES TO WIN"!!!!!!

Any of the remaining contestants who don't have that mindset are wasting my time their time and are flat fucking weak in my view.

Fuck all non-hackers.

I'm rootin' for Mike and Mad Dog

Rant Ends.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Cheyenne.. he was NOT! (gasp)

damndamndamn. Exp, you tell that young man that I'd like to help pleasure him. hehe

I'm just sick that I don't get to see him walk around with his shirt off anymore. He's just so beautiful.

 

[Expertise]

Hey Vix

I've got access to a picture of him at about 17-18 with mid eighties "new-wavey" toggs on..... Black Jeans, stand up collar shirt and those black leather Peter Pan Getaway boots that were *cringe* cool then.

Just want to help any way I can.... even wwith "non Exp" masturbatory fodder for the women of Lit.

 

[Cheyenne]

Sparky, I don't watch the show. I caught most of the first one though just because it was on right after the football game and I was at someone else's house.

Stop being angry for a second and read my first post again! I'm sorry Kel is kicked off the show, but you have to find the humor in being accused of having beef JERKY when all you're doing is a little JERKING of your own??? I was serious when I asked if you could find him and invite him to join Lit! How many of us here have had a national announcement made about our "pleasuring ourselves."??? He'd be a star here! No million dollars, but I bet he gets a lot of OTHER offers! hehehehe

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, Sparky. On second thought, just have Kel email me! No need to share him with the whole board.....

 

[Expertise]

Cheyenne

Sparky, to the best of my knowledge, doesn't know him.

I do.

Hey Todd I may be able to supplement your income with this stuff.LOL

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Cheyenne

Sparky, to the best of my knowledge, doesn't know him.

I do.

Oops! It's early. *shaking head to wake up.*

Okay, my apology. Subsitute "Expertise" for "Sparky" in my posts- What do ya say?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey Chey, yer cool.....

Think you thought Exp's post was mine. And/or my posts from last night right after the show and this morning's reflective post are somewhat confusing.

I got not problem with a man jerking-off. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Now, at his private hide-away? If he'd had some babe stashed there, hell two or three babes, a hooch stockpiled with canned goods and a TV - well then I'd really thing he had his shit together. You know - livin' like McHale's Navy, livin' like Gruber or some shit. Then, I mean really fuck'em. He wins in my mind automatically.

But I guess he was just suckin' grass.

 

[TN_Vixen]

hehe

Hey Vix

I've got access to a picture of him at about 17-18 with mid eighties "new-wavey" toggs on..... Black Jeans, stand up collar shirt and those black leather Peter Pan Getaway boots that were *cringe* cool then.

Just want to help any way I can.... even wwith "non Exp" masturbatory fodder for the women of Lit.

Oh hell. (laughing) I don't wanna see him lookin' like all my high school friends did way back when. I want him like he is now, I want him with short hair - hard body - sweet smiling.. I just want him. hehe


I want to slap that Jerri bitch!

Now that I think about it, stumbling upon an Army Intelligent man jerking off in the outback seems like a real Literotica story in the making! hehe

 

[Darkstaff]

Personally I could care less: Survivor is one of THE most insipid programs on the air, close on the heels of Judge Judy and Dr. Laura. Gee if we put 8 people from a society of assholes together I wonder who will last longest? Or at least howlong will it be before they tear eachother apart. If this show has taught us anything, its that if you EVER get into a situation where you and x other people are stranded somewhere and need to rely on each other...your FIRST priority is to kill everyone else. Seriously...think about it...the more people there are, the more arguments you're going to have, which means the less you're going to get done...plus all those extra people are depleting your rations and food supply faster, and most of them may die anyway if worst comes to worst. If you're the only person left alive...then you have all the rations to yourself, and all decisions you make are pretty much uncontested, which means you probably have an efficiency rating of 100%...and the likelyhood that you'll survive to be rescued goes way up.

 

[Expertise]

Personally I could care less: Survivor is one of THE most insipid programs on the air, close on the heels of Judge Judy and Dr. Laura. Gee if we put 8 people from a society of assholes together I wonder who will last longest? Or at least howlong will it be before they tear eachother apart. If this show has taught us anything, its that if you EVER get into a situation where you and x other people are stranded somewhere and need to rely on each other...your FIRST priority is to kill everyone else. Seriously...think about it...the more people there are, the more arguments you're going to have, which means the less you're going to get done...plus all those extra people are depleting your rations and food supply faster, and most of them may die anyway if worst comes to worst. If you're the only person left alive...then you have all the rations to yourself, and all decisions you make are pretty much uncontested, which means you probably have an efficiency rating of 100%...and the likelyhood that you'll survive to be rescued goes way up.

Sparky looks like we have a "fellow traveller".

A person after my own heart.... possibly literaly, but I like your idea anyway.

Death to all non-hackers!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah it sounds radical....

But if they ain't trained like you - if they ain't gonna help ya - if in fact they are just harmfull "to your" survival.

Wax the fucker's. I might keep a couple of the chicks tied up for some fun - but if yer a gay corporate personel executive - yer fucking dead.

Unfortunatley that's the reality of "real" survival.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey that would be a cool premise.....

for some cheap, comedy slasher movie.

Probably in the works right now - where's Dixon?