Well, damn! I am a single guy in Eastern Idaho...

[flashman214]

Well, that right there is strike one, lets see if I strike out or hit a homer....

I am looking for a UNATTACHED woman with the following: Teeth, a job, a sense of humor and finally looking for a relationship...it would also help if like....errr well save that for later.....

I am the following: an unattached man, with teeth, a job, a sense of humor (I sense that while I am not funny I am funny looking), looking for a relationship and fun to be around. I should also mention that I am in my mid 30's 5'11 and about 150 I have pictures that I am happy to share when I receive them in kind.

If you meet the above criteria then drop me a line and we can go from there.

Thanks and back to your regularly scheduled porn......

 

[TheCherry]

very specific aren't ya... lol.. i love the teeth line tho.. found it amusing

 

[flashman214]

Teeth line....

Thanks, I think?

....at least I got a reply and WOO HOO I did get a private message and not from a guy!!!

TY literotica...lets hope she has teeth....


D

 

[iomega1102]

I am interested in meeting you

Dave, this is Eric, please call me 702-481-6966
Did i do anything to you to have you do this to me? Why would u just steal money and a computer from a friend. I helped you out, you said yourself you are extremely grateful for us to help you out. i did, because you are my friend. i hope you still are, and i hope you will call me. If you cant come to vegas anymore let me know and we can meet someplace. I dont care about your past, i dont care what you do with your life, i just want the computer and money owe me and you can move on with your life. i dont know how much long i can wait out until i decide to call someone to hunt you down. With your background im sure they would be happy to find you. but i dont want that to happen. i have been holding out waiting for you to call me for months. Last time i heard from you was in may, Kevin said a week ago that you have not been back to work. Can you please call me dave, 702-481-6966
Eric

 

[somberReality]

Dave, this is Eric, please call me 702-481-6966
Did i do anything to you to have you do this to me? Why would u just steal money and a computer from a friend. I helped you out, you said yourself you are extremely grateful for us to help you out. i did, because you are my friend. i hope you still are, and i hope you will call me. If you cant come to vegas anymore let me know and we can meet someplace. I dont care about your past, i dont care what you do with your life, i just want the computer and money owe me and you can move on with your life. i dont know how much long i can wait out until i decide to call someone to hunt you down. With your background im sure they would be happy to find you. but i dont want that to happen. i have been holding out waiting for you to call me for months. Last time i heard from you was in may, Kevin said a week ago that you have not been back to work. Can you please call me dave, 702-481-6966
Eric

Hmmmmmmm i almost cracked a smile with this.

 

[SheDevilShay]

Hmmmmmmm i almost cracked a smile with this.

I just kinda stood there going hmmmm before I realized it was a joke.. i am obviously slow today... Yeah me.

 

[iomega1102]

This is no joke

What i posted is no joke. Dave stole money and my computer from me before leaving Las Vegas, and now lives happily in his sad little life in Idaho. Hope you chokes on a potato chip. Will serve you right.
if your a female and want to date Dave, well i could tell u all about him, from his many ex wives to his little daughter he doesn't even talk to.
Enjoy your life Dave
Eric