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Okay, it's come up before. Several times. Dixon Carter Lee is, by his own admission, one of those quasi-famous people that they let run around loose in LA. Do we know him? Have we seen him on TV? In the Movies? At the coffee shop buying a double decaf mocha latte with 8 shots of espresso?

Well, let's play the game, who is Dixon Carter Lee!! Give us your best guess and why you think he's that person. DCL will neither confirm nor deny. He will just shake his head and think, "Oh my non-existent God. Don't you people have anything better to do?"

I'm guessin he was Sam the Butcher. Alice was a real hottie, Patti kind of resembled her only less 70's era cheesy. Shame on you DCL, you should have married the woman.
 
Well I've been hacking away and found out that ......

DCL is really Billy Crystal's catholic brother. You know the one that met Robbin Williams in that drug treatment and ECT Center. Roger and I saw him pissing on the big HOLLYWOOD sign while trying to proposition a nubile Melody Lane. He was last seen driving a red 1976 Pacer with fun fur on the dash.
 
I have always and forever wondered who DCL really is> I would love to follow his RL career...

and besides how can I stalk him if I don't know who he is?
 
I know who he is...... I know who he is....... and i'm not telling...... i'm not telling.... but I can say this tho.. he is actually a man being a woman trying to be a man but then again I can't tell you tho but I know who he is..... and I'm not telling!!!!
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KillerMuffin said:


I'm guessin he was Sam the Butcher. Alice was a real hottie, Patti kind of resembled her only less 70's era cheesy. Shame on you DCL, you should have married the woman.
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Hmmmmm! I don't know, KM. I'm guessing that he's the brother of Dixie Carter from "Designing Women" and added the last name to cover it up. I remember reading in "Globe" that his voice was used for Buck the Dog in "Married with Children". But be that as it may, I totally enjoyed his story on E! channel's "True Hollywood Story".
 
Joking asside.....

I've thought of this quite a bit - DCL exposed........ you heard it here.

Here's what I know (you all may know more)

He lived here in NYC for a good amount of time - right off Times Square - a hot bed of all sorts of creative activity. Especially for the music scene and stage productions. But it's not just limited to that - virtually everything creative goes on there.

He's of course in LA now. The quick assumption would be two things. A) He was offered/transferred there through contacts here in NYC. Or, B) He hit a professional draught here, modified his career goals and went out to LA where the grass may be a little greener. There could be a sort of combination of both the above too. And we should never forget that he must have a wife (or had) and kids. So, a love affair, an affair of the heart, responsibility of feeding, clothing and educating children - all might very well figure into it. I figure that it does in his case.

He's no spring chicken - I'm figuring around 40 or so. But I don't really know. Possibly older judging by his knowledge of old TV shows and movies. But he could just simply have been infatuated with all that as a child.

He's a writer of course - somehow - don't know why - I figure that he's a comedy writer. A sitcom writer. Not sure. I'm sure he's working on screen plays - his and other's on the side too. Wouldn't you.

His handle here? Why? That's a clue for sure - but it's vague. Dixie Lee Carter - what was the name of that sitcom? The desig... Oh! Designing Women!

That's it................. maybe. Maybe what? I don't know - shit.

But I'll bet I'm not far off - at all.
 
And as you might have figured out.......

He can't do anything to make the trail to him any hotter. He'd be the laughing stock of Hollywood among his peers - if they ever found out that is/

Oh yeah - I figure he works out of his home of course - as most of those writers do. I do wonder if he's got a Muse though - all Hollywood writers need/they require - a Muse.

And besides - another reason he can't go public.........

The screen play, the movie, the script - the one he's writing that conceptually will include - life on this board - is not finished yet.

Interesting, when it comes out, if it ever comes out to your movie theater - you'l be watching ET and boom! It will hit you - you'll know.

DCL made a movie out of his life and antics upon this here board - it'll be a comedy of course.

And too - I will become a star by default - because I exposed the truth first.

Da wisdom of da Sparkman - Uber Oz.
 
Re: Joking asside.....

Sparky Kronkite said:
I've thought of this quite a bit - DCL exposed........ you heard it here.

Here's what I know (you all may know more)

He lived here in NYC for a good amount of time - right off Times Square - a hot bed of all sorts of creative activity. Especially for the music scene and stage productions. But it's not just limited to that - virtually everything creative goes on there.

He's of course in LA now. The quick assumption would be two things. A) He was offered/transferred there through contacts here in NYC. Or, B) He hit a professional draught here, modified his career goals and went out to LA where the grass may be a little greener. There could be a sort of combination of both the above too. And we should never forget that he must have a wife (or had) and kids. So, a love affair, an affair of the heart, responsibility of feeding, clothing and educating children - all might very well figure into it. I figure that it does in his case.

He's no spring chicken - I'm figuring around 40 or so. But I don't really know. Possibly older judging by his knowledge of old TV shows and movies. But he could just simply have been infatuated with all that as a child.

He's a writer of course - somehow - don't know why - I figure that he's a comedy writer. A sitcom writer. Not sure. I'm sure he's working on screen plays - his and other's on the side too. Wouldn't you.

His handle here? Why? That's a clue for sure - but it's vague. Dixie Lee Carter - what was the name of that sitcom? The desig... Oh! Designing Women!

That's it................. maybe. Maybe what? I don't know - shit.

But I'll bet I'm not far off - at all.
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So he's that really big guy with the really bad blonde do, Steve or something that sits over by Whoopi on the Hollywoood Squares?
 
KM - ahah!

You could be right but, but, but.....

I believe that guys gay and DCL (this will piss him off) he ain't as funny as that guy.
 
My guess that you were the product of a secret tryst between Orson Welles and Lily Tomlin would have been way the hell off then.

Now back to my Wheel Of Fortune tryout study guide.
 
Sparky Kronkite said:

I believe that guys gay and DCL (this will piss him off) he ain't as funny as that guy.
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He is gay, and no one's as funny as Bruce.
 
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Well, we know he's up on Star Trek, so maybe he's in with Paramount somehow.

Of course, the only thing I really know about Dix is that, as an atheist, he's got no one to talk to when he's fucking. :)
 
"I'm coming...I'm coming...OH MY MYTHICAL BEING!"

Anyway...

I'm not at Paramount. Test screenings are for people picked off the street. As someone "in the biz" I'm not allowed to attend, so I lied and told them I was a house painter from Kansas.

Sorry, I have mentioned this screening before and how I got in. Didn't mean to make it sound like I'm Jonathan Frakes Towel Boy or anything.

(I'm assuming you were referring to the Star Trek thread I just commented on...but maybe not.)

And I'm not John Ritter (but I did meet him at a cast party here in LA last year).

[Edited by Dixon Carter Lee on 01-17-2001 at 12:42 PM]
 
YOU ARE............

:p
 
Re: YOU ARE............

Siren said:

You are a white, blond, semi-balding man.

You have been on several sitcoms and ER.
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Calling Dr. Green, anyone?
 
Re: YOU ARE............

A friend of Bill Maher's.

Never met him.

You have been on politically incorrect.

Nope. Gotta be famous. But several of my (decidely Liberal) friends have been on.

You are a white, blond, semi-balding man.

White, not blond, and every barber I've ever had has told me that I will never, never, EVER go bald. In fact, I'm getting hairier. Not Robin Williams hairy, but hairier. (Must be all that extra testosterone)

You have been on several sitcoms and ER.

Sit-coms yes (just small parts), "er" never. I've had several friends do "er", and one almost did it by accident. Remeber the "live" show they did a while back? I have a friend who was on the Warner lot shooting another show,and he was dressed as a doctor in scrubs. This was the same day they were shooting "er" live. Well, he was walking to his soundstage in costume when some "er" PA spots him and screams, "Come on! We're on in 60 seconds!" and starts dragging him to the set. When me friend realized what was happening he thought, "Hell, why not?", but knew he'd be late for his own call on the other show, so opted out.

I know who you are....:p~

Could you tell me then, because I've been trying to find myself for years.
 
Liar Liar your pants are on fire.........

:p
 
I'm, ummmm, Mel Blanc?

*trying to think who's blond on "er"?*

I give up. Am I bigger than a bread basket?
 
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