Welcome To The Jungle

[Guest]

OOC: This tread is about a radio talk show host that has callers call in and give their takes on sex and sexual situations.

I'm Jim Love, the host. All we need now are the callers....

 

[Anakin20]

Annika Bennett

"Um, Hello, Mr. Love? My name is, um, Annika, and I find that my husband never seems to be able to get it up for me anymore. I'm still in great shape after our two kids, and my sex drive has gone up, if anything. He just doesn't seem interested, and when I do get him going, he gets flaccid very quickly. Does he have a problem, or maybe something on the side?"

 

[Guest]

"Caller, perhaps your not familiar with the show. Your supposed to have a take, a story otherwise you'll get runned."

"Since your new to the program, Let me explain, this is a different kind of sex show. I give my take on sexual stoies and experiences. Callers call in with stories and I give my takes on them. At the end of the show we'll have the huge call of the day. If your call is good enough, you'll hear me say 'RACK EM'. That means you qualify for the huge call. You won't be used to it , give the show two weeks and I garentee you'll like it."

Now, hello caller thanks for calling the Jim Love Show, your on...

 

[Fly_on_the_Wall]

Trapper's Take

"Jimmy, whats up this is Trapper in So Cal, heres a take for you. I went to a Raider's game this weekend, and I saw Raider Fan's antics firsthand. He's sitting on his 81 Monte Carlo, dressed as Darth Vader, tonging his girlfreind. You know, the girlfreind has that pooffy hair thing going, like its still the 80's. Anyway out in plain sight, he starts undressing her for all the world to see. Whats more, she seems to be enjoying it because other fans join in and she's letting them grope her. Thats my take, Jimmy, remember tramps like us baby, I'm out.

 

[Guest]

RACK HIM!!!!!!

RACK HIM! OK, Trapper in So. Cal. Always a good take. Well callers, what do you think of Raider Fan tonging his girlfreind and letting others grope her? Only Raider Fan is that bold.

Well, lets take another call. Hello caller, thank you for calling the Jim Love Show, your on ...

 

[CelticsHeart]

Deana`s shock

Hey there Jim,

I just gotta tell you what happened to me last night. I was out for dinner with my man and after an arguement the shit stormed out leaving me in the little Italian Ristorante. I`d spent all day making myself look real hot for him too!

Well, I`ll tell you what was worse though.....He didn`t pay the bill! I sat there in a panic, I didn`t have enough to pay it. The place was closing for the night and this real cute waitor - you know dark eyes, black hair and a huge bulge in his pants - came over and asked me how I was going to pay.

I looked at him and did my "sexy, come fuck me eyes" thing and told him what had happened.

"wash the dishes for you?" I said.

"No Miss, I am afraid that is not possible - but there might be another way to pay! Come back in the kitchen with me!"

And with that he led me into the kitchen, and to his 4 friends.

He told me to get up and kneel on the steel counter and we`d clear my debt together. God - though I hate to admit it - I loved the thought of him taking me right then and there so I did it.

He got up behind me and lifted my skirt, roughly pulled my thongs to the side and slipped a finger into my rapidly moistening cunt. Before I knew it his cock was in me and I was grunting like a bitch in heat, slamming my wet pussy hard back to him.

Then one of his buddies began to unbutton my blouse, letting my huge, firm tits spill out. He lifted one and began to suck the nipple, the fingers of his free hand piching and rolling the other.

I was in HEAVEN! I just lost it then and called for his remaining buddies to join us, and in what seemed like a heartbeat I had 2 hard italian cocks right there in front of my mouth. what else could I do but start to lick each of those meaty fuck rods one by one?

Then he called out , "Enzo, I`m gonna fuck this little slut in the ass, you want the pussy?"
All I could think was- Yippppeeeee!

He slid his cock out and I staddled Enzo and his long 10" meat. I let me pussy swallow him in and leaned right forward. Then my ass was filled and felt like it was on fire, but I fucked my hips back to it anyway. Well, I didn`t want to spoil the moment, you know?

They fucked me as I licked and sucked like a $10 whore, and around 15 minutes in the waitor told his buddies that he was about done, and maybe I needed a cum shower. They pulled their cocks out and layed me down on the counter.

I watched, well I leered really as they all stroked their gorgeous cocks and one by one sprayed their cum over my tits and face. The last to cum was my wonderful waitor, and for his tip I sucked him as he shot jet after jet onto my tongue.

"That was the tip!" I said as I sat up and fastened my blouse.

Enzo, perfect Italian Gentleman that he is, drove me back to my appartment. Just before I left though the waitor told me I should eat there every Thurday!

What do you think Jim, I mean, the food is really great after all.....

 

[Silk Bra]

"RACK HER" Boy, let my call screener know if you'd like a date! that was a great story, we may already have the huge call lined up. Callers, that will be a tough act to follow. Who is up for the challenge?

Imagine being the bus boy walking in on that, "Uh, I think I'll just go take the trash out, boss."

Hello caller, thank you for calling the show, whats your name and give me your story....

 

[Silk Bra]

Burp,...I mean Bump

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[Honey_B]

Jim, got a great story for you. It's all about how an angry wife deals with her naughty husband. He got it in his mind to disobey her and I've got to tell you the details. Here goes...

Yesterday, I clicked off the computer, fury seething through my brain like a poisen. My loving husband had killed off my virtual lover. He would have to be disiplined. I opened my closet and threw open the door. The mistress was coming to visit.

I emerged from my bedroom clad in black leather and chains. The stilleto heels of my thigh high boots clacked on the polished hard wood floors, making marks that my honey have to sand out in July. My black bullwhip trailed on the ground. My tabby cat batted at its lethal tip as I passed. I knocked on the door to my husband's study with the blunt end of a 12-inch forged steel knife.

I threw open the door without waiting for an answer. He knows better than to lock it. I stepped inside and got his full attention with a loud crack of the whip. I looked at his surprised face through narrow slits in my mask.

"You've got 5 seconds to get down on the floor, on you stomach or I'll rip you to shreds."

Without hestitation, my husband laid down, his face buried in the carpet.

"Did you kill off a character in one of my stories?!" No reply.

"Answer Me!" *crack* A mumbled affirmative.

"You know that you will have to be punished... severely?!" Another mumbled affirmative.

I set down the whip and straddled my husband. I crouched and held up the knife. In a swift motion, I cut away his clothes. The knife sliced through his shirt, trousers, underclothes, everything. "You know you must not move, not one inch. You musn't make a single sound."

He nodded his head.

I set down my knife on a nearby table and prepared for the torture. I proceeded to tickle all of the sensitive parts of my husband's body. He shook with barely contained laughter. I attacked the soles of his feet, his underarms, his neck. He was in agony. I continued until I felt that he had learned his lesson, and then I left him, closing the door on his shrieks of laughter.

I felt much better after that, John. I hope your female listeners have a mistress they can call on when their husbands get out of line.

Don't mess with the Bee.

 

[Silk Bra]

RACK HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RACK HER! Thats a good take, no thats a great take. We might just have found a new huge call.

Listen what the misstress did to her poor slob of a husband. Cuts off his clothes and tickels him. How humiliating! I don't know what to say.

Lets take another call while I ponder that one.....

 

[missla]

Mexido

Hey Jim - just recently on a trip to Mexico with my boyfriend- We walked down to a private beach, hopefully for a little "sex on the beach." After disrobing, I lay on my back looking into the hot Mexican sun as I felt his hard cock slide into me. Just the thrill of being outdoors and on a public beach thrilled us to no end, and it didn't take long until we were groaning loudly together as we came.

As we finished I heard a couple of people clapping and saw a nude couple about 20 feet away had been watching us. The quickly stopped clapping and he moved around behind her and began to make love to her. My boyfriend wanted to go, but I definitely wanted to stay and watch them - what a turn-on!!

What would you do???

That's my take and I'm out....

 

[Silk Bra]

RACK HER

Uh, yeh, I would have stayed and watched them. Nothing beats a little voyerism thats for sure. I'd have liked to have been there too. Thanks for calling.

Boy, with all these ladies calling in with their hot stories, I'm feeling a little bit of wood myself. Maybe we should take a break. No, lets take another call. Ladies, I want to hear some more erotic love making stories. The hotter, the better.

Hello caller, your on the Jim Love Show, thank you for calling, whats your take?.....