MisterDark
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- May 21, 2015
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Welcome to another night on Delacrox Island, in Bernard Parrish, Louisianna. Some folks call this place home. It is an eclectic mix of Cajun, French and just any down-and-outers the Mississippi might have washed into the swamplands of southern Louisianna. Crocodile hunting seems to be the primary job in these parts, although I would argue that there are a fair number of folk around these parts that pass their time gainfully employed spreading the latest gossip about the biker gangs, drug dealers and other such unsavory sort. However lately, I've heard tell of something new in our Parrish. Seems folk have sworn to seeing a lot of strange animals running in the swamp one second, only to see someone running naked the next. They swear they see these folk shift shape right in front of their very eyes.......and then down the next shot of whatever it is they've chosen to partake in to keep them semi sane.
Who am I? Oh, I'm nobody really. d'Artagnan Boudreaux, by name. Seems my mama was something of a fan of the writing of some author named Dumas and an even bigger fan of his works called The Three Muskateers. Well, at least that's where the first name comes from. Boudreaux was my daddy's name. A city slick drunkard that took advantage of my mama one night almost 30 years ago. Seems he done run off shortly after giving her a bun for the oven. Oh, but my mama was a sly one. Says she went to some swamp woman named Leaveaux and sold my daddy's soul to see to it I'd never want for nothin.
I guess I grew up well enough. Can't say as I ever really wanted for much. Now here I am, 6 foot 2 or so, about 235 pounds. Blonde hair, made maybe a little blonder by the sun. Lord, it does get hot down here. Guess I'm strong enough, least wise that's what folks around here say when then see me with a beer keg slung over each shoulder. Oh no, I'm no drunkard. Not for nothing my mama told me every night about my daddy's wayward ways. I've never touched the stuff.
However, I'm pretty smart too and when old Duke died, I bought this here place from his estate and I run it now. Seems old Duke believed as long as folk thought they could escape their problems with strong spirits or find the answers for what troubled them at the bottom of a bottle, well, he might as well help them along. Now, it takes some doing, but most Friday and Saturday nights, we manage to get a band of some form or another in here. Sometimes its southern rock, sometimes its country, sometimes its zydeco - that's my favorite. Something about it just makes a soul happy.
Oh yeah, so back to my story I was telling ya' all. Seems there was this one Saturday night, when all the rumors was really going, and the full harvest moon was bright, some weird things happened in my little bar called, "Nowhere."
Who am I? Oh, I'm nobody really. d'Artagnan Boudreaux, by name. Seems my mama was something of a fan of the writing of some author named Dumas and an even bigger fan of his works called The Three Muskateers. Well, at least that's where the first name comes from. Boudreaux was my daddy's name. A city slick drunkard that took advantage of my mama one night almost 30 years ago. Seems he done run off shortly after giving her a bun for the oven. Oh, but my mama was a sly one. Says she went to some swamp woman named Leaveaux and sold my daddy's soul to see to it I'd never want for nothin.
I guess I grew up well enough. Can't say as I ever really wanted for much. Now here I am, 6 foot 2 or so, about 235 pounds. Blonde hair, made maybe a little blonder by the sun. Lord, it does get hot down here. Guess I'm strong enough, least wise that's what folks around here say when then see me with a beer keg slung over each shoulder. Oh no, I'm no drunkard. Not for nothing my mama told me every night about my daddy's wayward ways. I've never touched the stuff.
However, I'm pretty smart too and when old Duke died, I bought this here place from his estate and I run it now. Seems old Duke believed as long as folk thought they could escape their problems with strong spirits or find the answers for what troubled them at the bottom of a bottle, well, he might as well help them along. Now, it takes some doing, but most Friday and Saturday nights, we manage to get a band of some form or another in here. Sometimes its southern rock, sometimes its country, sometimes its zydeco - that's my favorite. Something about it just makes a soul happy.
Oh yeah, so back to my story I was telling ya' all. Seems there was this one Saturday night, when all the rumors was really going, and the full harvest moon was bright, some weird things happened in my little bar called, "Nowhere."