Welcome to Fall

[sirhugs]

leaf pile sex stories anybody?

Or what other Fall themes are fun?

 

[Hypoxia]

Or what other Fall themes are fun?

* Bringing in the harvest; at the end of the day, cleaning off in outdoor showers with strong naked bodies...
* The autumn fashion season begins. All those half-dressed models...
* It's back-to-school time! Oooh, student pranks...
* Autumn is the start of hurricane season. Take cover!
* In Yellowknife, the seasons are 11 months of winter and one month of road repairs. It's the last week for the roadwork crew...

EDIT - MORE:
* Students south of the Equator head north for spring break.
* We're lost in a corn maze. Lust overtakes us. Et fucking cetera.
-- Similar stories in pumpkin patches and crop circles, eh?
* Stores start prepping their holiday displays. Scene dressers must work closely...
* Brushfires in drought-stricken California; evacuation and searing smoke drives locals into shelters where anything can happen.

 

[sirhugs]

Pagan ritual celebrations involving hallucinogenic herbs, inevitable orgy.

The Widow needs her shutters on..knows how to get the neighbour to volunteer.

One last weekend bash at the nudist colony before the clothes come on.

Digging the warm clothing out of the attic leads to body contact in close quarters.

Trying on those fall clothes - the daughter has sprouted since she turned 18, making the sweater snug....

daughter complains that dad too cheap to turn up heat. Mom says "wear flannel jammies". D complains how blah they are. Mom says "not so... watch tonight..." and Mom seduces Dad in front of daughter, Dad stripping Mom out of the flannel nightie...

various other "sharing body heat" twists I'm sure.

 

[ender27]

*****

 

[sirhugs]

Cider by the fireplace... spiked?

 

[Hypoxia]

All that Hallowe'en and Thanksgiving stuff is for late fall, and the Northern Hemisphere is just at the start of autumn now. (NOTE: USA Thanksgiving used to be a winter holiday - JINGLE BELLS was written as a Thanksgiving song. Guess those climate change guys are right, eh?)

The onset of fall is a very different season than autumn's tail end. In the USA Southwest, it's what comes after the part of summer after the monsoon. (Six seasons in Arizona: Spring. Summer1. Monsoon. Summer 2. Fall. Winter.)

For many creatures, this is mating season, for young to be born in the spring. For money folk, it's the second quarter of the fiscal year. It used to be the season for introducing new models of cars and appliances. Of course it's harvest season, and the time for harvest festivals. We just had our equinox rite a couple days ago.

Autumn is the time to stock up on condoms so you don't run out on those long, dark, cold winter nights.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Hay rides.

The apple orchards and cider mills are opening up now--they'll get busier from now until the end of October--and many of them offer hay rides around the farm.

What better setting for hand-play under the blanket than in a wagon full of hay surrounded by strangers?

 

[Hypoxia]

* It's balloon-ride season in California's Wine Country - Napa-Sonoma-Mendo counties. Who know what goes on in those big baskets, way up high?

* End-of-season at summer camps and resorts. Skeleton staffs remain to shut-down for the winter. Just a very few fit young people, stranded together for a couple weeks...

* It's the time when new TV schedules are rolled out. Behind the scenes at production studios, networks, and marketing agencies, tensions run high, as do sexual stress levels...

* I mentioned mating seasons. During the season on the Mohave Desert, hundreds of thousands of tarantulas are on the move, looking for mates. Humans fleeing the arachnid flood take refuge on the flat roof of a desert miner's shack, and while the hairy spiders flow past, what else have the refugees to do, but fuck?

* UFO sighting numbers are always up in autumn. Write about human-alien interactions during the "fall sweeps". One player wears a tee: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ET's AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SHIRT. And an implant.

* Don't orcs go sex-wild in the fall? Or is that kobolds -- I forget.

 

[BurningMonkey]

* It's balloon-ride season in California's Wine Country - Napa-Sonoma-Mendo counties. Who know what goes on in those big baskets, way up high?

I dated a professional hot-air balloon pilot once, and she confessed that she had never joined the Mile High Club. I offered to remedy that oversight, and we made plans for it, but we broke up before I got the chance to "close the deal"--in a balloon, anyway...

* End-of-season at summer camps and resorts. Skeleton staffs remain to shut-down for the winter. Just a very few fit young people, stranded together for a couple weeks...

I'm actually already working on a story along those lines...

 

[Hypoxia]

I dated a professional hot-air balloon pilot once, and she confessed that she had never joined the Mile High Club. I offered to remedy that oversight, and we made plans for it, but we broke up before I got the chance to "close the deal"--in a balloon, anyway...

My partner's family history includes a pioneer hot-air balloonist from a century ago, one of the very first with a California license. Let's call him Uncle Irv, and his wife Ivy. Irv and Ivy were married aloft in their balloon. At least one of their children was supposedly conceived aloft. Mile high? Probably a bit lower.

But the big story was of their close call. They were high aloft when the balloon developed a leak on top. Irv climbed up the side to effect a repair. He finished -- and a gust of wind caught him, and blew him off! Doomed! But that gust also blew the basket in the same direction -- and he landed inside! Saved! Miracle!

The state of their underwear (if any) after that incident is not recorded in the family annals. But I can imagine a torrid round of survival-sex.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

leaf pile sex stories anybody?

Or what other Fall themes are fun?

So you want all that leaf debris to windup where? Ouch!

Other fall themes...

Halloween
Thanksgiving

Uh, home alone because the kids are finally in school.

Any other cultures have stuff that happens in the fall...

Octoberfest

What else?

 

[sirhugs]

some "leaf raking service" variations:

~ 18 year old guy decides to rake the widow next door's yard, as her late hubby died just after doing it the prior fall. Of course, the widow hasn't had sex since then & decides to reward both him & herself with more than hot cocoa.

~ same 18 year old doing raking for pocket money in senior year, sorta embarrassed by the whole deal, until he reaches the house where his ex babysitter lives- the one who he mad crushed on during puberty and she said "look me up when you are 18"

~ sorority girls raking lawns as a fundraiser...

all of these or others can become exhibitionist & voyeur versions by incorporating looking in the window, or sex on display. One that specifically calls for that is an incest variant, where the young man is sent by parents to rake at sister's/aunt's/grandparents' house & sees masturbation or sex happening...

 

[Hypoxia]

Autumn is the season for winterizing cars and homes. Those providing such services manage to provide more personal services, too.

Autumn is harvest-fair and county-fair time. Much can happen in hidden nooks around the fairgrounds. Oops, don't look in the 4H tents. Baaa...

County fairs have Ferris wheels. Ferris wheels sometimes suffer mechanical failures, and stop. Couples in the topmost car have total privacy...

Autumn is tornado season in middle and eastern USA. Residents and visitors take refuge in a tornado shelter. The lights go out. Hookups ensue.

We've already passed the autumn equinox and it's a fairly minor festival anyway, but there'll be enough skyclad pagans for some fun.

 

[stlgoddessfreya]

So you want all that leaf debris to windup where? Ouch!

Other fall themes...

Halloween
Thanksgiving

Uh, home alone because the kids are finally in school.

Any other cultures have stuff that happens in the fall...

Octoberfest

What else?

Not that they're the most fun, but I like a challenge. Yom Kippur (Jewish Day of Atonement) and Rosh Hashanah (Jewish Lunar New Year) are both early fall holidays. My favorite thing about them is that the New Year always falls the week before Atonement. So you get to celebrate new beginnings right before you try to make up for all the broken promises and unkind acts from the year before. What if you had to make up for all the sex you should have had with your spouse (which is a demand wives can make of husbands in conservative traditions) in the week between the New Year and Yom Kippur?

 

[Antryg_Windrose]

The Old Farmer's Almanac lists many events for fall. Most of them involve dirt, praying, or stargazing. Try to make something erotic out of that.

 

[Hypoxia]

I just searched Wikipedia for AUTUMN HOLIDAY and got hits on festivals in China, Latvia, Korea, etc. As a no-longer-employed software engineer (burnt-out codemonkey) I appreciate Programmer's Day, celebrated nearly worldwide. Must be something erotic there, right?

 

[sirhugs]

I just searched Wikipedia for AUTUMN HOLIDAY and got hits on festivals in China, Latvia, Korea, etc. As a no-longer-employed software engineer (burnt-out codemonkey) I appreciate Programmer's Day, celebrated nearly worldwide. Must be something erotic there, right?

sex-bots?

 

[Hypoxia]

sex-bots?

RAPE-HUNGRY SEX-BOTS AT THE FALL EQUINOX!

Yeah, that has a ring to it.

 

[sirhugs]

RAPE-HUNGRY SEX-BOTS AT THE FALL EQUINOX!

Yeah, that has a ring to it.

the pre-Christmas launch of the new line of sex toys goes horribly terribly wrong...

 

[Hypoxia]

the pre-Christmas launch of the new line of sex toys goes horribly terribly wrong...

The new line of 'smart' sex toys for USA consumers are Net-enabled so personal profiles can be saved, loaded, and exchanged. But evil Albanian hackers crack and reprogram them for horrendous effect. The target: Programmer's Day, the 2^8th or 256th day of the year, a week before the Fall Equinox -- it starts with a bang this year. Inappropriate orgasms (and more!) ensue.

 

[Bramblethorn]

The new line of 'smart' sex toys for USA consumers are Net-enabled so personal profiles can be saved, loaded, and exchanged. But evil Albanian hackers crack and reprogram them for horrendous effect. The target: Programmer's Day, the 2^8th or 256th day of the year, a week before the Fall Equinox -- it starts with a bang this year. Inappropriate orgasms (and more!) ensue.

Charles Stross did something like this in "Rule 34".

 

[Hypoxia]

Charles Stross did something like this in "Rule 34".

Some underground cartoonist did something like it about four decades ago. It wasn't sex toys, but roll-on feminine deodorants... laced with addictive chemicals. Not exactly an autumn story unless it's timed for a fall product roll-out.