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I don't know about the others, but after a cursory examination of Literotica, it appears that approximately half of the stories involve incest or "non-consent/rape". Is this the face of the "classiest, smartest" sites? I think not. Meet the new boss; same as the old boss. Next article "Smartest, Classiest New Restaurants" no. 1 MacDonald's...
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oh, comment sections. how i love you.
 
Ishotmyself claims to be "an erotic, web-based, self-portraiture project, where women from around the world submit a series of digital photographs that they have shot of themselves naked. The resulting collection of images is a celebration of the diversity of women - physically, artistically and psychologically." Yet all the images in the tour bar 2 (one an older woman and one a man) are of young, slim, 'pretty' white women. So much diversity. See much more diversity on lit (though not much ethnic diversity from the lit women unless I missed it.)

Go Literotica!
 
GoFuckYourself said:
http://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2013/11/24/620/4187902.jpg?site=sex&user=hungover0
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You know, if it wasn't for so much of humanity's ongoing adoration of racism...

...that pic would be nothing but about raw sexuality - which is what's naturally healthy about sexually in the first place.

Sadly, though...

...the intended appeal and intentional purpose of that pic is all about promoting all the racist toubisms so much of the world still suckles on...

...speaking of which:

Hey, touby:

When you posted out of your self-proclaimed expertise on the "black" man and his "culture" that "they" can't swim because "culturally" "they're" more obese than "whites"...

...is it because you've also surmised that "they" all, "culturally", have big, long, heavy dicks and yours is so short and "white" and little?
 
eyer said:
You know, if it wasn't for so much of humanity's ongoing adoration of racism...

...that pic would be nothing but about raw sexuality - which is what's naturally healthy about sexually in the first place.

Sadly, though...

...the intended appeal and intentional purpose of that pic is all about promoting all the racist toubisms so much of the world still suckles on...

...speaking of which:

Hey, touby:

When you posted out of your self-proclaimed expertise on the "black" man and his "culture" that "they" can't swim because "culturally" "they're" more obese than "whites"...

...is it because you've also surmised that "they" all, "culturally", have big, long, heavy dicks and yours is so short and "white" and little?
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I'm sure we are both scared when I agree with you. :)
 
By now all the Salon readers are blinded by the ugliness of our women....so ugly even MSNBC refused to hire them.
 
Jennifer said:
I'm sure we are both scared when I agree with you. :)
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oh, eyer is right often enough. it's just that he's always such a prick about everything. it pretty much makes him unbearable.
 
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pointless said:
oh, eyer is right often enough. it's just that's he's always such a prick about everything. it pretty much makes him unbearable.
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I've never found ellipses so frightening!

“Ellipsis points suggest faltering or fragmented speech accompanied by confusion, insecurity, distress, or uncertainty.”-from grammargirl.com
 
pointless said:
oh, eyer is right often enough. it's just that's he's always such a prick about everything. it pretty much makes him unbearable.
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When they film Eeyore's life story, they should title it The Unbearable Prickness of Eyer
 
Jennifer said:
I've never found ellipses so frightening!

“Ellipsis points suggest faltering or fragmented speech accompanied by confusion, insecurity, distress, or uncertainty.”-from grammargirl.com
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yeah, that doesn't help either.
 
So......'fess up, who went to check on "Red Rules the Roost" to see who wrote it. PM me with the awful truth.
 
pointless said:
oh, eyer is right often enough. it's just that he's always such a prick about everything. it pretty much makes him unbearable.
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Eyer and prick is an oxymoron, youll never encounter Eyer and a prick, its an unnatural association.
 
pointless said:
oh, eyer is right often enough. it's just that he's always such a prick about everything. it pretty much makes him unbearable.
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One day pointless died and he instantly found himself before the Pearly Gates, just outside of which stood St. Pete himself, kindly gesturing pointless forward while lovingly inviting:

Come forward, my son, while I review your record.

As St. Pete read, pointless' gaze fixed itself beyond the Gates where he saw the endless landscape of millions of souls sitting at the most beautiful desks before computers which all bore logos marked, Px∞

...his now unearthly vision was then directed to the screens of what seemed like every ∞K monitor in New Jerusalem, so that he plainly saw, all at once, exactly what every one of those billions we're surfing for and pointless immediately understood that all the most excellent young Japanese lesbian and boy-on-boy porn he'd ever dreamed of was waiting for him just inside the Gates.

OMFG, pointless thought, there really is a heaven.

Just then his eyes were averted to just one individual who, not actually knowing him of course, pointless did not recognize...

...but still, he was positive he knew who it was anyway because as he watched the individual type upon his keyboard, pointless was certain he knew that style.

I didn't know that prick eyer died, too, pointless remarked to the Big Bouncer in the Sky.

Oh no, that's not eyer, St. Pete replied. That's God - he just thinks he's eyer.

And right at that very moment pointless completely lost all touch with any reality he'd ever known or would ever know again, as there was suddenly nothing at all under his feet as he began falling straight down at exponentially increasing speed...

...it was then, on his eternal freefall to Hell, that Truth finally found him and pointless automatically knew there would be no more masturbation for him where he was going. As that knife stuck clear through the last remains of his perverted heart, one final sound harkened forth, the last words pointless would ever hear, stuck, nonetheless, forever after in his mind:

Sayonara...

...you poor motherfucker.
 
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