Weird? Unusual? Facts

[CharleyH]

Having visited a site recently, I had to question whether or not I had been abducted by aliens. The signs were:

1. You have had unexplainable missing or lost time of one hour or more.

I just thought I was too drunk. :|

2. You have awoken with soreness in your genitals which can not be explained.

Well, um, hm, it WAS fun, I thought.

3. You have seen balls of light or flashes of light in your home or other locations.

Every day. I thought they were called lightbulbs.

4. You have a strong "marker memory" that will not go away.

Food sickness?

5. You have had unexplainable events occur in your life, and felt strangely anxious afterwards.

I seriously don't KNOW how that 17 year old got into my bed! Serously Mr. Bush.

6. You have awoken in another place and don't remember ever going to sleep.

Again, silly me, I blamed drunkeness.

7. Have awoken in the middle of the night startled.

It wasn't a nightmare?

8. You have seen someone with you become paralyzed, motionless, or frozen in time, especially someone you sleep with.

Uh, huh.

9. You have had, at any time, blood or strangel stain on sheet or pillow.

Well, I am a woman. :| Otherwise I take the 5th, if applicable.

10. You have an interest in ecology, environment, vegetarianism.

THANK GOD! I am saved! I have not been abducted by aliens.

(thanks to www.anw.com for the tips )

Did anyone else fear they were abducted? Or do you have any weird and unusual facts to share?

 

[rgraham666]

I haven't been abducted.

But I want to be.

Out there is bound to be more interesting than here. I'm sick of being a minor character in a bad sit-com.

Plus the anal probes sound kind of fun.

 

[CharleyH]

I haven't been abducted.

But I want to be.

Out there is bound to be more interesting than here. I'm sick of being a minor character in a bad sit-com.

Plus the anal probes sound kind of fun.

Mainly I am posting because no one is answering the ... Thank you, btw. But do you have any weird and unusual, perhaps eerie facts of life or non-life to share?

 

[rgraham666]

Closest I come is a dream I had when I was a kid, about 11.

I was in a large stone castle. I could see the sea through assorted windows. I was wearing chainmail covered by a white surplice with a large red cross on it. The dream didn't last long.

About a year later I was looking at photographs from a castle in Malta, where the Knights of St. John had beaten off the Turks.

One of the photographs was of a room and the room was in my dream.

Creeped the living fucking shit out of me, let me tell you.

 

[cantdog]

I came in for a job interview once. The boss-type said, "Excuse me, please," as good boss-types will do, then left the room to me for a couple of minutes.

I wandered over to look out the dingy window. Corner of a brownstone-type building, wires coming in from a pole to the harness thing and the fat conduit, both there by the window. Wires looping off across the street, which I could look down on a bit. Across the street, other stone urban turn-of the century structures. The whole faded whitely by the accumulated grime.

I resolved then and there to refuse the job. That same window had been my view from the room off the corridor in Hell to which I had been assigned in my dream the year before. Or maybe not. It had been a long time. Nope. There it was, the back side of the sign. One of those rooftop signs which are big lettering suspended from a metal trusswork, of which I could only see the trusswork..

But i didn't have to frame a refusal. I had been to college, I had taught for a year, I was overqualified for a job like theirs, etc.

My degree cost me dozens of perfectly good jobs. I was unemployed for an entire summer because of it. I told the alumni association that, in very strong terms. They have never bothered me for money since.

 

[CharleyH]

Creeped the living fucking shit out of me, let me tell you.

May I suggest a movie?

Mwahaha

 

[CharleyH]

I came in for a job interview once. The boss-type said, "Excuse me, please," as good boss-types will do, then left the room to me for a couple of minutes.

I wandered over to look out the dingy window. Corner of a brownstone-type building, wires coming in from a pole to the harness thing and the fat conduit, both there by the window. Wires looping off across the street, which I could look down on a bit. Across the street, other stone urban turn-of the century structures. The whole faded whitely by the accumulated grime.

I resolved then and there to refuse the job. That same window had been my view from the room off the corridor in Hell to which I had been assigned in my dream the year before. Or maybe not. It had been a long time. Nope. There it was, the back side of the sign. One of those rooftop signs which are big lettering suspended from a metal trusswork, of which I could only see the trusswork..

But i didn't have to frame a refusal. I had been to college, I had taught for a year, I was overqualified for a job like theirs, etc.

My degree cost me dozens of perfectly good jobs. I was unemployed for an entire summer because of it. I told the alumni association that, in very strong terms. They have never bothered me for money since.

LOL and YET what an interesting life

 

[The_Fool]

Charley, you are just weird.....

 

[CharleyH]

Charley, you are just weird.....

I always hope and pray, ya damn Fool.

(LIKE you are not?) lol

 

[The_Fool]

I always hope and pray, ya damn Fool.

(LIKE you are not?) lol

Not me, baby. I'm just fooolish....

 

[The_Fool]

Okay, I got sidetracked in my thoughts. When I was in Germany, one the sites I visited was the Dachau Concentration Camp. One of the exhibits were the ovens. I found there to have an overpowering "smell" of death. I use smell for being unsure of what sensory description to use. Several years later, I walked into the back room of an animal shelter which is where they euthanize the animals as required. I was once again overwhelmed by that same "smell." I didn't find out until later what did go on in that back room when I witnessed a cat being put to sleep. Different.

 

[Liar]

Closest I come is a dream I had when I was a kid, about 11.

I was in a large stone castle. I could see the sea through assorted windows. I was wearing chainmail covered by a white surplice with a large red cross on it. The dream didn't last long.

About a year later I was looking at photographs from a castle in Malta, where the Knights of St. John had beaten off the Turks.

One of the photographs was of a room and the room was in my dream.

Creeped the living fucking shit out of me, let me tell you.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Having visited a site recently, I had to question whether or not I had been abducted by aliens.

You left out the best sign on that list!

• Have many of these traits but can't remember anything about an abduction or alien encounter

That's me! I have absolutely no recollection whatsoever of being abducted, therefore, it must have happened.

 

[CharleyH]

You left out the best sign on that list!

• Have many of these traits but can't remember anything about an abduction or alien encounter

That's me! I have absolutely no recollection whatsoever of being abducted, therefore, it must have happened.

ROFL. You are right, baby. LOL

 

[TheEarl]

Can't remember which comedian it was who pointed out that 25% of Americans claim to have been abducted by aliens. The aliens obviously weren't stupid though as they brought them straight back.

The Earl

 

[CharleyH]

Can't remember which comedian it was who pointed out that 25% of Americans claim to have been abducted by aliens. The aliens obviously weren't stupid though as they brought them straight back.

The Earl

ROFLOL good one!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I don't think I've ever been abducted by aliens, dammit.

Though this thread did make me realize just how many times I've rolled into bed piss drunk and couldn't remember how I got there.
"Where's my car?"
"Who's that guy/girl in my kitchen?"

 

[CharleyH]

I don't think I've ever been abducted by aliens, dammit.

Though this thread did make me realize just how many times I've rolled into bed piss drunk and couldn't remember how I got there.
"Where's my car?"
"Who's that guy/girl in my kitchen?"

That's what I thought! But, can you REMEMBER your abduction? And are you prone to vegetarianism :|

 

[McKenna]

Can't remember which comedian it was who pointed out that 25% of Americans claim to have been abducted by aliens. The aliens obviously weren't stupid though as they brought them straight back.

The Earl

I wonder if we could petition them to take Bush and crowd the next time.


Oh Amicus... here, Amicus...here, boy

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Loss of memory? Sore genetialia? Anal probes?

Doesn't sound familiar.

I just got really drunk and, for some odd reason I can't explain, anxiously awoke at Carson's place.

Vegetarianism?

No, I distinctly remember him comsuming meat...



Q_C

 

[cheerful_deviant]

None of those things... but there is this strange geometric design cut into my front lawn...

 

[TxRad]

None of those things... but there is this strange geometric design cut into my front lawn...

Was that your Lawn.......

Damn, Missed again......