Weird thoughts

[Guest]

And Aquaman, could he, like, breathe into your mouth and keep you alive during underwater sex? And, umm, are those really hip pants or scaly-ish legs? Something’s under there, right?

the only thing that kept me from totally falling in love with aqua man...besides the dangly bits were the webbed hands.
*cringe*

 

[angela146]

What do people in China call their good plates?

Ming, of course

 

[TheGreatRaja]

How can wonder woman find her invisible plane?
How is it a tree can burn down but a house burns up?

 

[Oblimo]

I read an essay once in a book called Alien Sex called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" that speculated on sex with Superman. Specifically with Lois Lane and the cross breeding of alien genetics and the physical impediments they might encounter. I can't remember who wrote it, but it was pretty good.

Larry Niven, nerd extraordinare.

On a related note: Why does the Hulk's cock fit inside Bruce Banner's pants?

 

[Guest]

Larry Niven, nerd extraordinare.

On a related note: Why does the Hulk's cock fit inside Bruce Banner's pants?

Ah, but from the tiny acorn springs forth the mighty oak . . .

 

[impressive]

Ah, but from the tiny acorn springs forth the mighty oak . . .

If Bruce Banner went Hulk while wearing a condom, would it split like his clothes? And is Hulk cock green?

 

[rgraham666]

If Bruce Banner went Hulk while wearing a condom, would it split like his clothes? And is Hulk cock green?

We'll never know. No survivors, yet.

 

[Guest]

If Bruce Banner went Hulk while wearing a condom, would it split like his clothes? And is Hulk cock green?

He needs the big condoms.

And it would be fun finding out about his cock.

 

[cloudy]

He needs the big condoms.

And it would be fun finding out about his cock.

I wanna know why his shirt, shoes, etc. all split and fall off, but even tho the bottoms are ripped off, his pants still mysteriously fit at the waist.

 

[AngeloMichael]

He needs the big condoms.

And it would be fun finding out about his cock.

Involving the Hulk must bring a whole new meaning to "angry sex". Maybe some people would like him when he's angry?

 

[Antfarmer77]

Why is easy listening music so hard to listen to?
Where does the white go when snow melts?
Why do we take analgesics orally?

 

[Guest]

Involving the Hulk must bring a whole new meaning to "angry sex". Maybe some people would like him when he's angry?

I found a pic. I think she's enjoying this.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/hulksex.jpg

 

[AngeloMichael]

I found a pic. I think she's enjoying this.

I hope so. Hulk sure looks like he's having fun.

Hmm, poor Hulk had to crossover to DC comics to find someone to have sex with though. Wasn't any of the females at Marvel able to handle him?

 

[Guest]

I hope so. Hulk sure looks like he's having fun.

Hmm, poor Hulk had to crossover to DC comics to find someone to have sex with though. Wasn't any of the females at Marvel able to handle him?

My husband said the same thing - lol.

Strangely enough, you don't find that many pictures of Hulk having sex.

 

[FallingToFly]

Why don't they have a category of music called "oh just fuck me?"