Weird thoughts

[rgraham666]

Just had one.

Did Helen Parr (Elastigirl in The Incredibles) have an easy time with childbirth? What with her being so 'flexible' and all?

Feel free to post your own.

 

[Goldie Munro]

LOL I so related to Elastigirl - she is petite and with a much bigger man but boy she can kick ass!

 

[CopyCarver]

Just had one.

Did Helen Parr (Elastigirl in The Incredibles) have an easy time with childbirth? What with her being so 'flexible' and all?

Feel free to post your own.

Shouldn't the original work of scientists be termed "search" instead of "research"?

 

[Guest]

Shouldn't the original work of scientists be termed "search" instead of "research"?

Well, maybe because they have to repeat what they tried the first time to be sure they did it right...

 

[Selena_Kitt]

If you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

 

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[impressive]

Just had one.

Did Helen Parr (Elastigirl in The Incredibles) have an easy time with childbirth? What with her being so 'flexible' and all?

Feel free to post your own.

Was just talking with Bel the other day about super hero sex -- wondering if SuperMan would blow the back of someone's head off if he came in his/her mouth.

 

[Recidiva]

How do they grow seedless grapes?

 

[yui]

Was just talking with Bel the other day about super hero sex -- wondering if SuperMan would blow the back of someone's head off if he came in his/her mouth.

And Aquaman, could he, like, breathe into your mouth and keep you alive during underwater sex? And, umm, are those really hip pants or scaly-ish legs? Something’s under there, right?

 

[yui]

How do they grow seedless grapes?

Okay, you win.

Excellent question. Right up there with, "where does wind go?"

 

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[Recidiva]

I'm pretty sure the answer is a series of grafting maneuvers, but it still cracks me up as a question.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?!

 

[Guest]

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?!

Of course.

The very day on which you plan to purchase one.

 

[Boota]

Was just talking with Bel the other day about super hero sex -- wondering if SuperMan would blow the back of someone's head off if he came in his/her mouth.

I read an essay once in a book called Alien Sex called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" that speculated on sex with Superman. Specifically with Lois Lane and the cross breeding of alien genetics and the physical impediments they might encounter. I can't remember who wrote it, but it was pretty good.

And keeping with the topic:

If you fuck a poodle in the missionary position is it still doggy style?

 

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[yui]

And keeping with the topic:

If you fuck a poodle in the missionary position is it still doggy style?

K ... you might be, umm, blurring some lines here, Boota.

Not sure if I should laugh or hide my poodle.

 

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[Wildcard Ky]

Does Ariel get pissed if someone tells her it smells like fish?

 

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[Guest]

Super Hero Sex? I really like the idea of it all.

Here's a link -

http://free-famous-toons.com/g674/gallview.htm

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/superherosex3.jpg


http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/superherosex2.jpg


http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/superherosex1.jpg

 

[MagicaPractica]

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

Ooo, I know the answer to this one. They're suicidal because they have to live on rabbit food. Trust me, I saw a whole book on it. It was called "The Book of Bunny Suicides." In it, one bunny was sitting between a store of knives and one of magnets that was opening on Monday. In another, a bunny sat half on, half off a Star Trek Transporter pad. I could go on. It's a huge problem.