Weird Sex Laws

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1. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

2. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

3. In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

4. If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

5. Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.

6. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

7. In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

8. A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.

9. In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.

10. A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.

11. Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

12.Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

13. During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

14. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

15. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

16. Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

17. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

18. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

19. Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

20. In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

21. A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

22. No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.

23. In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)

24. The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

25. In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
 
Those types of laws make me wonder what the hell someone did in order for them to be created to begin with.

Aside, men definately should not be allowed into bed if their breath smells.
 
jmt said:


25. In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

I'm welling to lobby for this one.
 
jmt said:

20. In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.



As a Texan I can splain this here law, see, its like this, when pigs have a orgasm they squeal really loud, so of course, a pilot in a airplane taking off or landing would be a'scared that it was his landing gear squealing.
Its legal for pigs to just kiss on the airport property though.


Its illegal to sell sex toys in Texas, but if the sex toy shoppe puts a sign in the window sayin "all items is sold as novelties only" then it is legal. The Texas cops is so stupid they think you want that 17 inch vibrating SuperDong to put on your coffee table as a conversation piece.
 
Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

22. No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.

What happens if that's all she's wearing?
 
Reading lists of laws like this always makes me wonder why they were written. (Now that might be even funnier than the laws.)

Cat
 
jmt said:
16. Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

Stan Collymore will be out of luck on his American holiday then.

<English posters might find this funny. Non-English posters will ask "Who's Stan Collymore?">

The Earl
 
jmt said:
14. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

Am I alone in wondering whether every baby born in Nebraska should lead to a criminal investigation under this law? How're Nebraskans meant to reproduce?

Or is that the point...?

The Earl
 
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TheEarl said:
Am I alone in wondering whether every baby born in Nebraska should lead to a criminal investigation under this law? How're Nebraskans meant to reproduce?

Or is that the point...?

The Earl


LOL
Zero Population Growth anyone?

Cat
 
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TheEarl said:
Am I alone in wondering whether every baby born in Nebraska should lead to a criminal investigation under this law? How're Nebraskans meant to reproduce?

Or is that the point...?

The Earl

You have to show proof that you took a vacation to California.
 
I'd just like to be on the jury hearing some of these cases as they go to trial for sentencing. LOL

"Mr. Johnson, you are being charged with having sex with your wife while not wearing any clothing. How do you plead?"

"Uh? She wasn't my wife, is it still illegal?"

:D
 
U4ea said:
I'd just like to be on the jury hearing some of these cases as they go to trial for sentencing. LOL

"Mr. Johnson, you are being charged with having sex with your wife while not wearing any clothing. How do you plead?"

"Uh? She wasn't my wife, is it still illegal?"

:D


That depends, was you wearing a condom when you all had the sex with them pigs at the airport?
 
jmt said:
6. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

There are several smallish Illinois towns with unusual names. The following headline resulted:

"Oblong man marries Normal woman."
 
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R. Richard said:
There are several smallish Illinois towns with unusual names. The following headline resulted:

"Oblong man marries Normal woman."

Was that legal?
 
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TheEarl said:
Stan Collymore will be out of luck on his American holiday then.

<English posters might find this funny. Non-English posters will ask "Who's Stan Collymore?">

The Earl
Who's Stan Collymore?







(I had to do it.)
 
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14. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
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Am I alone in wondering whether every baby born in Nebraska should lead to a criminal investigation under this law? How're Nebraskans meant to reproduce?

Or is that the point...?

The Earl

It's in Nevada. I have to wonder if that law doesn't just apply to prostitution since it is legal in some counties there.
 
By way of deviation - there is a programme on CH4 next week about the Orgasmatron - a new device which guarantees women an orgasm.

Should there be a law against that??? :D
 
"A multipurpose device used for the filtration of air into the lungs by means of fine filaments, and for clitoral stimulation. May also be used for holding lift doors open when carrying Christmas Shopping..."
 
in Kentucky a woman may not walk on a highway in a bikini without being escorted by 2 police officers
 
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