Weird Sex Dreams

[lavender]

Last night I had a dream about being fucked from behind with a dildo stuck in my ass and taped with silver duct tape to make sure it stayed in during sex, all the while having very tight nipple clamps on my nipples. This is what I was thinking as I drifted into sleep. Nothing is out of the ordinary, but I have no idea why I was thinking of silver duct tape being wrapped around my ass.

 

[weed]

ooo....thinking about it coming off...ouch

 

[bluespoke]

ooo....thinking about it coming off...ouch

Just a quick rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrip!!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

this is a NASCAR thingy, right?

 

[HeavyStick]

Duct tape can fix anything.

 

[sunstruck]

Too much CNN? Maybe you thought you were protecting your ass from chemical weapons.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

seriously, lets examine.

Clamps, Duct Tape, rear end lubrication, spoiler height, body damage.

It is apparent. She wants to be taken while on a car hoist by Dale Jr and Fat Back McSwain.

 

[bluespoke]

seriously, lets examine.

Clamps, Duct Tape, rear end lubrication, spoiler height, body damage.

It is apparent. She wants to be taken while on a car hoist by Dale Jr and Fat Back McSwain.

You forgot Dreamguy!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

You forgot Dreamguy!

naww he'll be the dude up on the roof yellin clear high or clear low and asking for a personal wedge adjustment.

 

[Shotokan07]

Dale Jr.? Nah...she just horny, perhapz unconsciously. I've had dreams of sexual things as well...not getting a dildo up my ass with ductape sealed ofcourse.

~

 

[J.B.]

you know lav I had the exact same dream only it wasn't a dildo, there wasn't any duct tape , the clamps were actually really hot chick sucking on my nipples.



and there was a rainbow.

 

[sexy-girl]

my dreams are sooooo boring

 

[bluespoke]

my dreams are sooooo boring

Maybe but you have the real thing next to you.

 

[lavender]

I wonder if all the stores are still sold out of duct tape.

 

[morninggirl5]

naww he'll be the dude up on the roof yellin clear high or clear low and asking for a personal wedge adjustment.

He's deaf, so he can't be the spotter.



BTW, Dale Jr. and FatBack?????? Could you have thought of a more unlikely combination?

 

[christcat69]

Too much CNN? Maybe you thought you were protecting your ass from chemical weapons.

OMG I almost swallowed my tongue on that one.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

BTW, Dale Jr. and FatBack?????? Could you have thought of a more unlikely combination?

yeah, Gordon and Chocolate Myers.....

what about Spencer and Kurt Bush?

see I knew exactly what I was doing.

 

[morninggirl5]

yeah, Gordon and Chocolate Myers.....

what about Spencer and Kurt Bush?

see I knew exactly what I was doing.

Chocolate Myers has better sense than to be anywhere near that crybaby.


Actually, Spencer and Busch might be interesting.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Actually, Spencer and Busch might be interesting.

yeah, they'd get pissed and start bump drafting each other. Or would that be jousting?

 

[zipman]

Last night I had a dream about being fucked from behind with a dildo stuck in my ass and taped with silver duct tape to make sure it stayed in during sex, all the while having very tight nipple clamps on my nipples. This is what I was thinking as I drifted into sleep. Nothing is out of the ordinary, but I have no idea why I was thinking of silver duct tape being wrapped around my ass.

Dream interpretation by various Lit members:

LanceCastor
"Obviously, you just want to be one of my submissive lit grrrls"

REDWAVE
"Obviously, it's a subconscious rejection of the Capitalist system that you are supporting fostered by guilt for exploiting the masses."

Spinaroonie
"Obviously, this dream is about how you feel that you are getting the shaft by the US government over the false assurances labeled as homeland security"

Don k. Dyck
"Obviously, it's a complete rejection of the Fourth Reich that Dubya Shrub has been forcing on you to ensure that 20% of the world oil reserves are being secured by the U$ in Iraq by Amerikkka to ensure profits for the Northeast military-Industrial complex"

zipman7
*slaps hand to forehead*
"Duct tape would work much better than scotch tape!"

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: Weird Sex Dreams

Dream interpretation by various Lit members:

LanceCastor
"Obviously, you just want to be one of my submissive lit grrrls"

REDWAVE
"Obviously, it's a subconscious rejection of the Capitalist system that you are supporting fostered by guilt for exploiting the masses."

Spinaroonie
"Obviously, this dream is about how you feel that you are getting the shaft by the US government over the false assurances labeled as homeland security"

Don k. Dyck
"Obviously, it's a complete rejection of the Fourth Reich that Dubya Shrub has been forcing on you to ensure that 20% of the world oil reserves are being secured by the U$ in Iraq by Amerikkka to ensure profits for the Northeast military-Industrial complex"

LOL - That was great!

zipman7
*slaps hand to forehead*
"Duct tape would work much better than scotch tape!"

I think the actually pain of having it ripped off might be a nice little finale - done with no tenderness. Only problem - the nasty residue duct tape would leave on your ass.

 

[bluespoke]

Re: Re: Re: Weird Sex Dreams

I think the actually pain of having it ripped off might be a nice little finale - done with no tenderness. Only problem - the nasty residue duct tape would leave on your ass.

White spirit dear, white spirit!

 

[morninggirl5]

yeah, they'd get pissed and start bump drafting each other. Or would that be jousting?

LOL


Bump drafting..........



The question is who would be the bumper and who would be the bumpee.

 

[zipman]

Re: Re: Re: Weird Sex Dreams

LOL - That was great!


I think the actually pain of having it ripped off might be a nice little finale - done with no tenderness. Only problem - the nasty residue duct tape would leave on your ass.

And then, any post-coital spooning would deprive me of the precious hair I have on my "nether regions."

Now crazy glue...

 

[brokenbrainwave]

LOL


Bump drafting..........



The question is who would be the bumper and who would be the bumpee.

does it really matter? they'd both be head first into the wall playing I can miss the stud more times that you can.