I had the weirdest dream.I dreamt that I was a giant Kelloggs Corn Pop and I was trying to find my way to a pool of milk but I took a wrong turn somewhere and I ended up lost in parts unknown.
As I explored my surroundings I turned down a dark alley and was jumped by a gang of Co-Co Puffs.They were beating the shit out of me when a couple of Fruity Pebbles showed up and began screaming for them to leave me alone.Fearing that the Pebbles' high pitched squeels would attract the cops, the Co-Co Puffs took off and left me laying there only a shell of my former Corn Popping self.
As the Fruity Pebbles approached I struggled to my feet and extanded my hand in act of gratitude but, unfortunately, the Fruity one's weren't the knights in shining armor that I had thought they were as they pushed me back down to the ground and the purple Fruity Pebble held me there as the pink Pebble attempted to force homosexual activities on me.
Apparently someone must have heard my cries for help and contacted the authorities because the Cookie Crisp cop came speeding down the alley and stopped the attempted rape before my virgin kernel could be popped.
It was at this point in the dream that I woke up a sweaty mess and somehow I feel that breakfast will never be the same for me again.
~i~
As I explored my surroundings I turned down a dark alley and was jumped by a gang of Co-Co Puffs.They were beating the shit out of me when a couple of Fruity Pebbles showed up and began screaming for them to leave me alone.Fearing that the Pebbles' high pitched squeels would attract the cops, the Co-Co Puffs took off and left me laying there only a shell of my former Corn Popping self.
As the Fruity Pebbles approached I struggled to my feet and extanded my hand in act of gratitude but, unfortunately, the Fruity one's weren't the knights in shining armor that I had thought they were as they pushed me back down to the ground and the purple Fruity Pebble held me there as the pink Pebble attempted to force homosexual activities on me.
Apparently someone must have heard my cries for help and contacted the authorities because the Cookie Crisp cop came speeding down the alley and stopped the attempted rape before my virgin kernel could be popped.
It was at this point in the dream that I woke up a sweaty mess and somehow I feel that breakfast will never be the same for me again.
~i~
