Weird Birthday

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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open it up and let us know what we got you...

 

[Black Tulip]

Happy Birthday Harold!



Since you have all the answers, I thought a gift of questions was appropriate.

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Have a nice day.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Happy B-day Wh & good to see ya posting again

-Colly

 

[boxofrocks]

Don't know ya, but hi, and happy birthday

 

[rgraham666]

So that's what this thread is about!

Happy Birthday ya old wierdo! I hope there's more to come.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Happiest of Birthdays to you Harold

Hugs and


Wicked

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Happy Birthday, Weird Harold!



~lucky

 

[oggbashan]

I hope that I can say:

'Happy Birthday'

and post it before the lightning overhead strikes my modem.

Enjoy yourself...

Fizz! Spark! Blast...

Singed Og

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

Have a great one!!!

 

[Guest]

Happy day, strange man, and thanks for the answers.

Perdita

 

[cloudy]

Happy Birthday!

And, I hope you have many, many more!

 

[Black Tulip]

I hope that I can say:

'Happy Birthday'

and post it before the lightning overhead strikes my modem.

Enjoy yourself...

Fizz! Spark! Blast...

Singed Og

And why did you send it across The Channel? It's almost green outside with vicious white streaks of lightning.

 

[Weird Harold]

How NOt to feel old on your 55th birthday...

Start with two Granddaughters and let them pay for everything.

Head for the Natural History Museum where 55 years is a mere moment in time and spend a couple of hours. "Old, Fat and Horny" when applied to a Tricerotops makes applying any part of that phrase to me seem simplistic and overstated.

Pick up younger daughter to make even teams for later, head for Chuck E Cheeses Pizza Parlor and Funhouse.

Pig out on Pizza and beat the grandaughters at Skee-ball a couple of times.

Browse throughthe bookstore on the way home and pick up a couple of books you put off buying until you found out what the kids or grandkids getting you for your birthday -- Splurge on Disney DVD while you're there.

Take the Grandkids home and watch the new DVD.

Go home and check-in at Literotica to brag about how much fun you had.

(Note, I found out today is the Las Vegas Natural History Museum's 13th birthday. Between the Museum (13), Disneyland (49) and me (55), we're a total of 117 years old.)

 

[Boxlicker101]

Happy birthday, Young, Weird one. I can call you "Young" because you have a way to go to catch up with either me or Methuselah.

 

[Weird Harold]

Happy birthday, Young, Weird one. I can call you "Young" because you have a way to go to catch up with either me or Methuselah.

As a percentage, that measly ten year difference in our ages means less and less every year. Compared to Dinosaurs, we're both barely past puberty -- if even that far.

 

[Liar]

Re: How NOt to feel old on your 55th birthday...

and me (55)

You know, I haven't given what age you might be much of a thought, but 55 is definitely not old enough to stroll around in here calling yourself an 'old fart'.

Anyway, belated congratulations.

#L

 

[Guest]

Belated happy birthday wishes, you opinionated old fart.

Lou

P.S. You might be opinionated, but you ain't old. I can't comment on the fart bit.

 

[gauchecritic]

Happy birthday H.

Found any good questions lately?

Gauche

 

[damppanties]

Happy Birthday WH!!

 

[minsue]

I know, I know...I'm late

Happy birthday, you dirty old man!