Weird and Whacky Erotica Premises

SimonDoom

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From time to time people start threads here about making erotic stories plausible and realistic. That got me thinking in the opposite direction. I've long been a fan of erotic stories that are based on completely UNREALISTIC and UNBELIEVABLE premises. Some element of "playing within the bounds" is needed once the premise is established, to maintain the suspension of disbelief, but IMO a great erotic story can be based on a premise that is completely absurd. I'm a big fan of such stories when they're cleverly done.

One of the earlier stories I read at Literotica, around 2005, was Wonderstorm's The Bullpen. It's an Exhibitionist story about a young female scientist who volunteers to be the guinea pig in a breast enlargement experiment at the last minute when the existing volunteer drops out. To participate, she must spend a month inside a chamber nude, observed by fellow scientists. The hormone she is given to enlarge her breasts, of course, makes her very horny, and well . . . I'll let you read it to find out the rest.

It's a crazy premise but the story does a good job with it, and the exhibitionism and sexy scenes are well handled.

I've always enjoyed stories like that, and they've inspired me to write stories of my own based on crazy premises, like the one about the magical bikini that keeps falling off a woman at the beach, or my own take on the mailgirl story, or the story about aliens that look like penises and take over the world.

Does anyone else have an affinity for stories based on whacky, far-out premises, and/or have any suggestions for such stories to read?
 
Some of mine are about Unbirth, which is totally impossible.

There are my Tripletit stories about giant three-breasted women...

My ghosts can have form and substance.

I like exploring the weird and wonderful.

But anon expects reality. In a story about Unbirth? Please?
 
I suppose a lot of SciFi stories would fall into this. My Halloween story from a couple of years ago https://www.literotica.com/s/festival-of-the-lost had an artifact that worked on the mind of certain species causing them to do things they normally wouldn't do.

Actually, that's probably fairly standard for SF... It happened to Spock.
 
My strangest story is my anthropoid spider and moth tale. A sequel is half written, with a mantis thief and his lady beetle accomplice. Readers understood it wasn't "real".
 
I did one story about a ghost with form and substance. She had some limitations, however. She would only show up at a certain place and time, and she would do the same thing every time, which was to seduce whatever man had wandered into her "territory." Then she would walk out and disappear.

One guy would come back frequently just to get the guaranteed sex from her.

It wasn't entirely clear if she actually understood whether she was dead or not. She did realize it was the 1970s, not the 1910s, the decade of her death - a suicide. Her clothes were from that era, perhaps from the day she had died.

She had that characteristic that I've heard about ghosts. She wasn't really capable of independent action. Rather, she was trapped in a cycle of doing the same things every time as if she didn't remember having done them before. Each time she would meet that guy mentioned above, it was as if it was as it was the first time she had ever seen him.
 
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I/T is full of implausible stories. I have one ("Watch Me!") where the premise is that the main female character will transcend to a different state if she achieves perfection. She does.
 
And as stated before, aren't most sci-fi/fantasy stories mostly implausible?

I a have a couple that might be considered whacky.

One is Sea Salt.

Another is A Hole in Time.

Neither of them have any sex in them. :eek:
 
Except for incest itself being a hard sell in the terms of realism, I don't think I've done anything that I would call "full blown porn absurdity"

But among my many attempts to try and incest somewhat plausible I've done a few, oh, fuck it, let's just have some fun.

The silly and absurd scenario of a young man accidently taking viagra and it won't go down and he doesn't know what to do so goes to his sister...an eye rolling premise, but fun and hot at he same time.

A sister stepping in to do a lingerie shoot for her aspiring photographer brother and he's never seen her like that and...we know where that goes.

My hellbent for incest story is an anthology of four short encounters (mom/son bro/sis aunt/Newphew Dad/daughter) but all are under the influence of two demonic siblings who appear both during and in between each encounter as a wrap around story, and are as much comedy relief as sexy.


The most absurd story I ever read here-might still be here- was a character named Marcus Steelcock, or something like that, who in one 'story' lined up and fucked 100 women, it was a series and that might have been one of the more realistic chapters :eek:
 
And as stated before, aren't most sci-fi/fantasy stories mostly implausible?

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They are, no doubt.

I could be wrong, but my impression is there's a lot of overlap between people who read sci fi/fantasy and people who read erotica. In both cases you have groups of readers who are unusually open to reading about things that are not "normal." And in both cases many of the stories have a similar pattern: they start with a premise that stretches or defies believability, and the rest of the story tries to make it believable, more or less, for the reader.
 
Does anyone else have an affinity for stories based on whacky, far-out premises, and/or have any suggestions for such stories to read?

To me stories like that are the equivalent of over the top action movies, or comedy, things so far fetched you know its BS, but you just relax and go for the ride.

I think writing a silly(silly as in fun, not an insult) premise can be kind of liberating, you're not dealing with depth, trying to make it seem real, the whole thing is written with a smirk so to speak.

Like all types of stories, they have their place for both reader and author
 
I'm tending toward "medium-blown porn absurdity" lately - grandiose stories about people doing unlikely if not inconceivable things. I've always been attracted to genre fiction like suspense and romance; I don't read a James Bond novel looking for a slice-of-life experience or characters and I don't find that kind of porn to be my favorite. I do like a lot of it when other people write it, but I'm less and less into doing it myself.

What I'm currently writing is mildly science fictional, revolving around a non-existent wish-fulfillment aphrodisiac drug. Though I'll say that the porn I've seen online that utilizes this trope is in the main a lot more out-there than my story.
 
The whole 'furry' thing is kind of out there.


Cosplay in general could be fun if done right. Take it along the lines of the one Twilight Zone episode where people become the character of the mask or outfit.


For SciFi, shapeshifting would be about as far out as I would go. Not really into aliens not in something close to human form.

Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde had Lit-type possibilities though.


http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Dr_Jekyll_and_Ms_Hyde_2771.jpg
 
The whole 'furry' thing is kind of out there.


Cosplay in general could be fun if done right. Take it along the lines of the one Twilight Zone episode where people become the character of the mask or outfit.


For SciFi, shapeshifting would be about as far out as I would go. Not really into aliens not in something close to human form.

Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde had Lit-type possibilities though.


http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Dr_Jekyll_and_Ms_Hyde_2771.jpg


I have done shapeshifting and a version of Doctor Hyde...
 
A running project I have-as in I work on it a little in between ideas that have that "need to write it now!" motivation is a play on the movie series The Purge.

For any not familiar, the premise of the Purge is there is a society with no crime because one night a year its legal to commit all manner of crime, murder, rape, etc...then you behave the rest of the year.

Interesting concept...once, as always they have done it to death with sequels.

But I had the idea of what if I created a small fictional town that once a year family members were allowed to have sex with each other?

A twist that leads to some reluctant/dub con scenarios is its the law. You can't refuse or you could be reported and arrested.

It lends to an idea that you should always be good to your family because if not? Well mouthy bratty daughter could end up with more than soap in her mouth, or cocky 'real man' brother could find himself being his sister or mother(or boths) plaything for the night.

I'm doing it in a brief opening that explains where/why it started then go into the day and its an anthology of several encounters, some fun, some reluctant.
 
I started a "mind-control" story based on some magical old chest that when peered into the person would fall under the temporary control of the owner. I have a hard time though writing such pure fiction. Given most of my writing is non-fiction, my fiction leans towards realistic scenarios, with a twist of exaggeration for good flavor. But something completely implausible is a challenge, though perhaps a good exercise of breaking into the fictional realm and away from mundane reality!
 
For any not familiar, the premise of the Purge is there is a society with no crime because one night a year its legal to commit all manner of crime, murder, rape, etc...then you behave the rest of the year.

At a certain age some Amish teens go out into the English world. Some return to the community, but not all.
 
At a certain age some Amish teens go out into the English world. Some return to the community, but not all.

The Amish are a good example of how incest, in the real world, is not a fun and sexy thing.
 
Virtual reality could produce the opportunity for characters to do outlandish things, with unknown others, in the belief that none of it matters, and it all goes away when one returns to actual reality. Which wouldn't happen, of course. People are found dead in their homes, nude, still connected to VR gear, cause of death not clear.

Start writing.
 
Does anyone else have an affinity for stories based on whacky, far-out premises, and/or have any suggestions for such stories to read?

I would say that a good 50% of my current stories fall under that definition. Demons, (Demon Blood) computer programs (Cheatify Series) My fav is Transplant where a woman (wife) getting a heart transplant takes on the characteristics and memories of the woman who died. Problems ensue!

Fido, where an overly friendly shepherd inadvertently frustrates a cheating wife. Squirrel, mouse and a pack of other dogs make appearances!

Heredity is about a 4 billion-year-old TV remote.

The two novels I'm currently launching both fall into that category.

Tues Geek story does too.

I love different and unusual. It's like catnip to me! ;) I go looking for ideas like that.
 
Anybody else find the Big/little thing a bit off?

And don't get me started on the baby/diaper bit.
 
Well-written absurd erotica is some of my very favorite. Hell, even some of the not so well written stuff is great too if the concept hooks me or the characters are particularly fun. Most everything hot and unusual requires a certain amount of disbelief and reality-bending, so seeing it done skillfully is always pretty great.
 
I always wanted to write a story about that tough truck driver who gets abducted by aliens. They begin to experiment on him - some of those episodes are benign, some hilarious and some rather weird. He ends up loving the anal probe and, once back on Earth, begs his girlfriend to do him with a strap-on.

Didn't get around to writing that and probably never will. Too much other unresolved stuff to do first.
 
The Amish are a good example of how incest, in the real world, is not a fun and sexy thing.

When the Amish kids go out into the English world, I don't think incest is usually involved. My understanding is that it's a test to see if the kids will go back to the rigors of the Amish world, and it weeds out those who are unsuitable for it.
 
Virtual reality could produce the opportunity for characters to do outlandish things, with unknown others, in the belief that none of it matters, and it all goes away when one returns to actual reality. Which wouldn't happen, of course. People are found dead in their homes, nude, still connected to VR gear, cause of death not clear.

Start writing.

That does happen, but it's usually because people think that having their breath restricted will result in a more intense orgasm during masturbation. They accidentally take it too far and strangle themselves.

Virtually reality, however, does offer some interesting possibilities.
 
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