Weeviliterotica

[Weevil]

Well, I'm fed up with the negativity. I want a chiller board. So I'm starting my rival board. We're starting small, though, just this one thread or if we spread to other threads you should start the title with "Weeviliterotica: Blah Blah Blah"

Only three things will be discussed. Bunny Rabbits, Cotton Candy and Hockey Cards.

I'll make the initial weeviliterotica post: I hate all three.

 

[seXieleXie]

when i was in middle school we had a spring fair every may. everyone involved with student government had to help out for a couple hours, and for the rest of the day you could hang out at the fair and so on. in 7th grade i was given the task of making cotton candy for my 2 hour shift. by the end of the shift i was cucooned in spun sugar like a fly trapped by a spider.

 

[lovetoread]

The first thing I ever won in a contest off the net was a Bugs Bunny Cotten Candy maker. Its cool.

 

[Weevil]

The first thing I ever won in a contest off the net was a Bugs Bunny Cotten Candy maker. Its cool.

Hey, bonus points for incorporating two of the three,

You're on the list.

 

[P. B. Walker]

I traded my Hockey Cards to buy some Cotton Candy that I fed to the Bunny Rabbits.

- PBW

 

[Weevil]

I traded my Hockey Cards to buy some Cotton Candy that I fed to the Bunny Rabbits.

- PBW

Actually, I'm liking your initials now.

We could have a club. EBW, PBW, we could look for a VBW or a DBW.

Could be aight.

But points deducted for your obviously fake story.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Zamdrist]

Only three things will be discussed. Bunny Rabbits, Cotton Candy and Hockey Cards.

I collect Baseball Cards. Hockey Cards suck, they're worth even less than Football Cards.

Best Card? Barry Bonds 1986 Rookie Card (Pirates)

Most Treasured Cards? My collection of Claudell Washington cards from his All-Star Rookie season (1976) to his last (1992).

 

[Weevil]

Re: Re: Weeviliterotica

Most Treasured Cards? My collection of Claudell Washington cards from his All-Star Rookie season (1976) to his last (1992).

I can't even begin to wonder about a man whose most prized cards are Claudell Washington. What? Was Greg Luzinski's card too pricey? The store run out of Larry Bowa?

 

[Laurel]

This is severely fucked. Pistols at ten paces, Weevil. And don't try that water pistol crap again.

 

[Weevil]

This is severely fucked. Pistols at ten paces, Weevil. And don't try that water pistol crap again.

What's the matter? Can't stand a little competition?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Zamdrist]

Re: Re: Re: Weeviliterotica

I can't even begin to wonder about a man whose most prized cards are Claudell Washington. What? Was Greg Luzinski's card too pricey? The store run out of Larry Bowa?

Ahh, a Philly Fan I see.

Your most prized cards are not neccessarily your highest priced cards. Grew up watching Claudell playing right field for the Atlanta Braves during the early eighties.

I've got several of Luzinski cards, maybe 1 or 2 Bowa and several Rose cards, an especially cool one where he appears as an Expo, the only, a Topps Traded Card, 1981 I think.

BTW, I'm a huge Kruk fan that good ol'e boy knew how to play ball. I saw him first in left field with the Padres then at first with the Phils.

 

[Weevil]

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Ahh, a Philly Fan I see.

Your most prized cards are not neccessarily your highest priced cards. Grew up watching Claudell playing right field for the Atlanta Braves during the early eighties.

I've got several of Luzinski cards, maybe 1 or 2 Bowa and several Rose cards, an especially cool one where he appears as an Expo, the only, a Topps Traded Card, 1981 I think.

BTW, I'm a huge Kruk fan that good ol'e boy knew how to play ball. I saw him first in left field with the Padres then at first with the Phils.

Nope. Toronto Blue Jay fan. I got to watch Kruk get pummled by the Jays.

I was just saying that Claudell Washington?!?!?

 

[lovetoread]

Did I happen to mention that last year I finally got something to grow that I planted.

I was so happy.

Then evil bunnies came out and ate it all.

I was so sad.

I havent planted anything since.

Sigh....

 

[P. B. Walker]

But points deducted for your obviously fake story.

I was totally true... I swear to the Weeviliterotica gods!!!

I actually turned out to be a big mess. You shoulda seen the Bunny Rabbit... it got sick on the Cotton Candy... barfed all over some dudes collection of classic Hockey Cards... a big shame too.

- PBW

 

[Zamdrist]

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I was just saying that Claudell Washington?!?!?

Well, at least it wasn't say...Rance Mullinicks or Danny Ainge!

Claudell was a fast runner, could steal you 15-20 bases a year, more when he was younger and he some power in his bat. Dead pull left handed hitter to be sure, but there was some pop in his bat. Along with Murphy and Horner that trio made Chief Knock A' Homa dance until he feet were sore.

 

[Weevil]

Before my time. Ainge last played baseball when I was 2.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Weevil]

Hey Weevil...I think you should change your signature line to read...


Weevils wobble but they don't fall down.

Yeah, but we both know that's not going to happen.