Weeviliterotica: The end of an era

Weevil

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Dear valued employee and/or contributor

When I started this enterprise oh so many hours ago I knew it despite the rumours of internet companies falling like so many, uh, falling things. But I stuck to it, perservered and Weeviliterotica soon became one of the most talked about internet experiences.

But bad times follow good, surely as Morris Day follows Bobby Knight. Due to a lack of interest in weeviliterotica topics and personalities we have been forced to lay off 99% of the staff. In one minute the whole operation will come to a close.

I would like to thank all of those who made wee-lit the success it was and would like to remind you that, albeit briefly, we provided an alternative to those bloated fat cats at the regular literotica.

I commend the staff and politely ask them not to steal their Aerons.

Sincerely,

Weevil, chairman, C.E.O. and god for life of weeviliterotica
 
Here I'm a bloated fat cat, elsewhere I'm a cow. :confused:

Weevil, no fair. I was just getting into this weevilit stuff.
 
Laurel said:
Here I'm a bloated fat cat, elsewhere I'm a cow. :confused:

Weevil, no fair. I was just getting into this weevilit stuff.

Hey, I'm not denigrating the product we put out. Just the lack of interest amongst our key demographics. Simply put, there wasn't a market for an official sub-board here at lit.

Thank you and good day.
 
Laurel said:
But they're so comfy... so ergonomic... so stylish!

Aren't they? I bought one a month ago, at some dot.com auctiony thing.
 
Weevil said:
Aren't they? I bought one a month ago, at some dot.com auctiony thing.

If anything good came out of the dot com boom/crash, it's the sudden availability of high-quality office furniture at low prices.
 
We fat cats at Lit don't enjoy name-brand office supplies. We sit around in Office Depot chairs at discount desks. Punk rock!
 
Laurel said:
We fat cats at Lit don't enjoy name-brand office supplies. We sit around in Office Depot chairs at discount desks. Punk rock!

All hate to the state, huh?

I think that was Wee-lits biggest mistake. Spending most of the 200 million raised in venture capital on Leaf Tickets and comfy chairs.

and sandwhiches.
 
Weevil said:
I think that was Wee-lits biggest mistake. Spending most of the 200 million raised in venture capital on Leaf Tickets and comfy chairs.

and sandwhiches.

Well, you have to eat.
 
Wait a second. I feel as though I'm being left out of something.

I don't like this one bit - not one bit at all!!!!


Edited to add more exclamation points. I do not feel that my disdain was expressed properly the first time.
 
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