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Weekend At Bernie's 3 Or Why It's Taking So Long To Plant the Queen Mum

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This has got to be one of the greatest productions in recent history. Here's the real scoop: The Queen Mum has been dead since 1980. Yep, you heard right, that racist gin embalmed bitch has been paraded around by Prince Charles and family like Andrew McCarthy and that swarthy fellow for the last two decades.

The only reason they're burying her now (more than a week after her "death" I might add) is that they couldn't keep her head sewn on anymore. It initially came off when Princes Harry and William Pele'd it in '98 while imitating Manchester United on a dare from classmates. Since then it's been held together with Scotch tape and Elmer's, but alas even the Scots didn't hold.

No wonder Prince Charles is crying like a baby.


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maybe its a bit poor taste to do this joke when they are actually having the funeral right now ?
 
Marxist said:
This has got to be one of the greatest productions in recent history. Here's the real scoop: The Queen Mum has been dead since 1980. Yep, you heard right, that racist gin embalmed bitch has been paraded around by Prince Charles and family like Andrew McCarthy and that swarthy fellow for the last two decades.

The only reason their burying her now (more than a week after her "death" I might add) is that they couldn't keep her head sewn on anymore. It initially came off when Princes Harry and William Pele'd it off in '98 while imitating Manchester United on a dare from classmates. Since then it's been held together with Scotch tape and Elmer's, but alas even that didn't hold.

No wonder Prince Charles is crying like a baby.
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As a piece of humour this is sick.
As a piece by Marxist, it's exactly the sick shit to expect.
 
The great problem with getting rid of the aristocracy is that they get replaced by bureaucracies or elected dictators etc.

What is important is to have symbols and "racist gin embalmed bitches" who are also dead was the best we could do while La generalissima heirro ran the country.

There's a lot to be said for keeping dead monarchies.
 
As the 'Spokie said - pure feces

Pamela said:
:( Wouldn't you cry like a baby too??
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Charles may be a public figure, but the man is entitled to his grief, as is any other human being. Well said, Pam! :)
 
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bluespoke said:



As a piece of humour this is sick.
As a piece by Marxist, it's exactly the sick shit to expect.
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Hi bluespoke, how are you? I smiled at it, I must say. OTT perhaps, but there is a sense in which really bad taste isn't offensive - to me anyway. Off with her Head! - it's all literary and historical allusion.

I've been listening to the funeral on the radio and it does touch something fundamental when your Queen's mum, of a diferent era altogether, makes her last farewell.
 
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freescorfr said:


Hi bluespoke, how are you? I smiled at it, I must say. OTT perhaps, but there is a sense in which really bad taste isn't offensive - to me anyway. Off with her Head! - it's all literary and historical allusion.

I've been listening to the funeral on the radio and it does touch something fundamental when your Queen's mum, of a diferent era altogether, makes her last farewell.
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Me, fine and dandy. I have never found bad taste per se, offensive. What I find offensive is the timing and the lack of humour of the poster.

To me it signals the beginning of the end of the monarchy. I suspect we may live to see it disappear in its present form. No bad thing but a discusion for another day perhaps.

In the word of another thread....... slainte
 
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bluespoke said:



Me, fine and dandy. I have never found bad taste per se, offensive. What I find offensive is the timing and the lack of humour of the poster.

To me it signals the beginning of the end of the monarchy. I suspect we may live to see it disappear in its present form. No bad thing but a discusion for another day perhaps.

In the word of another thread....... slainte
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Amen.
 
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bluespoke said:



Me, fine and dandy. I have never found bad taste per se, offensive. What I find offensive is the timing and the lack of humour of the poster.

To me it signals the beginning of the end of the monarchy. I suspect we may live to see it disappear in its present form. No bad thing but a discusion for another day perhaps.

In the word of another thread....... slainte
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I dont think its the beginning of the end of the Monarchy. While people moan about the whole set up it is one of Englands greatest tourist draws. Plus, I wanna live to see a King of England:)
 
I heard Charles wanted to "drop in for a cold one" before they toss her in the hole!Hope he brought some lube!
 
foxinsox said:
The Queen Mother passed through the Pearly Gates and one of the first people she saw was Princess Diana.

"Hello, dear," she said. "It's wonderful to see you! What a lovely halo you have. Could you arrange to get me one?"

"Fuck off," replied Di. "It's a steering wheel."

:D
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Now, THAT was funny. :D
 
Despite his crude manner, Marxist does have a point. Why is it taking so long to plant her? The funeral was today but I began to wonder how ripe she'd be getting. Just like the English, never do in one week what you can stretch out for three.:p
 
No hurry, please, we're English

foxinsox said:


I assume it's something to do with all the foreign Heads of State and foreign dignitaries having to get their shit together to attend the funeral.

Jimi: :)
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I think it's the English just being the English, say wot?;)
 
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foxinsox said:


Wot.

Or was that rot?

:D
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Well, she's planted now...and doing that, I guess. I would have thought a week or so would've been enough, but hey, we're only "Ruddy Colonials" :confused:
 
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Mensa said:


I think it's the English just being the English, say wot?;)
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Sheez! She may have taken a week to get to her grave but she'll be spinning in it now for sure.

The Queen Mother was Scottish, not English!

The reason it took so long is that in Britain (not England) we have a four day holiday over Easter.
 
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bluespoke said:



Sheez! She may have taken a week to get to her grave but she'll be spinning in it now for sure.

The Queen Mother was Scottish, not English!

The reason it took so long is that in Britain (not England) we have a four day holiday over Easter.
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Yeah, but the English were running this show. The Scotties would have had her under in less than a week. They do things right!;)
 
I can hardly wait til some of you no minded idiots have a death in your family.

Then we can really make tasteless jokes, make fun of you for grieving, the whole nine yards.
 
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Mensa said:


Yeah, but the English were running this show. The Scotties would have had her under in less than a week. They do things right!;)
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It gets worse!

Scotties are dogs.

We are Scots!

Despite your optimism, we too have a four day holiday over Easter.
 
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bluespoke said:


It gets worse!

Scotties are dogs.

We are Scots!

Despite your optimism, we too have a four day holiday over Easter.
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hehe *making mental note: Bluespoke doesn't like to be called a Scottie* ;)
 
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