Wedding Pool?

[Disgustipated]

^^ hippie!!!!

I know she lives on a commune in Indio. FoSho.

 

[lovetoread]

I don't think LTR would appreciate me playing pool at the wedding. Just a hunch.

No point in getting beat down twice in the same day.

 

[Lancecastor]

What about LTR and chipbutt?

You know what they say about long engagements...

No wedding bells yet?

 

[Lancecastor]

was the breakup so bad that LTR swore everyone to secrecy?

 

[Hypoxia]

I don't know if it's because I was raised a motherless latchkey kid in a blue-collar household or I was dropped on my head one too many times as a baby or I'm actually an alien sent to live among y'all or a combination of these...

I actually *was* dropped on my head too many times as a baby. Once was enough, when I crawled out the window of a moving car (1 was 18 months old) and cracked my skull, hospitalized for months, etc. I can truly blame all my behavioral issues on brain damage. What are everyone else's excuses?

How did that affect my weddings? They were weird, especially the one in the sheep meadow. Guests had to walk carefully. Drunk ones chased lambs around. Our wedding bells hung on the necks of cows in the adjacent bovine pasture, clanking.

LIT members marrying should obviously engage a nude resort. PixPls.

 

[Lancecastor]

Well, sean is bitching about wait times to switch his internet service in england, so i guess he's not getting married anytime soon, at least not in the usa.

"Visa troubles" again, i guess.

 

[Lancecastor]

Or maybe everyones travelling to jersey for the Wedding and dont have time to post?

 

[Lancecastor]

Still no dates set for the LTR-Satan and Harry-Butt unions?

Immigration issues?

Still no dates set.

 

[Hypoxia]

Still no dates set.

And no dates eaten.

I dislike Medjools.

Figs suck too.

And beets.

 

[Lancecastor]

These are the most pathetic LitRomances ever.