RampantLecher
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Ok, I've been invited to a wedding in a month's time and I'm just wondering how many of you have picked up or been picked up at one a la Wedding Crashers? 
Wedding Pickup Stories Here!!!
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Guttergoddess
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nopes...but I'll go with you as your date 
Oh wait...we might get thrown out
Oh wait...we might get thrown out
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I could come with both of you and we would be certain to either be thrown out or have an audience.
RampantLecher
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LOL!!! Unfortunately, the invite said "XXX XXX XXX and a Guest".
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Damn!!! Missed out again. LOL 
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DirtyKitten said:Damn!!! Missed out again. LOL
I sent the invite back yesterday indicating "1". I'm sure that I can call her back to get it changed.
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RampantLecher said:LOL!!! Unfortunately, the invite said "XXX XXX XXX and a Guest".
Just put a 2 in front of the guest and add an "s" behind it.
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Guttergoddess said:
You've done this before haven't you?
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*adjusts halo* who me?
Actually...sadly...I didn't even get any at my OWN wedding.
Actually...sadly...I didn't even get any at my OWN wedding.
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Guttergoddess said:
*@#$%*
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RampantLecher said:*@#$%*
it's ok...I'm working on rectifying that mistake.
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Guttergoddess said:
LOL!!! Sept. 1st (Friday) in Toronto.
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Damn...I'm off the following Friday for my Bday.
Pick Up On Psycho Street
Over a decade ago (shit I hate getting older sometimes) I was at a wedding in my home town. I believe was still in college- probably around 20-22 years old or so. Anyway the wedding was a major freaking blast- lots of booze flowing and an ex girlfriend showed up with killer weed- which we proceeded to smoke the shit out of on the balcony of the Elk's Club.
This is all just a prelude to give you an idea of the state of mind I was in- not just wedding hammered, but also wedding stoned to the begeezus belt. At some point I was dancing. At some other point I started dancing with some gal from out of town. The next thing I know I'm laying the mack on her as only I can when I'm wasted and she's somewhat wasted. I'm not sure if she smoked pot- it would help explain the rest of the evening.
We ended up going back to my place where thankfully my parents were out of town (again- this was college age me).
The sex was pretty darn good- I love eating pussy and hers was prime for licking up and down. She was a nut in the sack which I love but should have been a warning sign. I could go on and on about the sex but suffice it to say we did it a couple times before coming up for air. In retrospect I should have fucked her a third time right away to tire her out more.
We laid down to go to sleep and she apparently hit her psycho button. She started talking about how she was sure I was going to leave her, never call her etc. I was like, "Um, we just met at a wedding WASTED and fucked each other's brains out- we didn't exactly court each other you know?"
She got really beligerent and paranoid to the point where she said, "I'm just waiting for the other shoe to fall." What shoe, I'm not sure as we'd just met and I barely knew what name to say when we were fucking each other silly.
I tried to remain calm but she got weirder and weirder- accusatory and what not- I believe she left in the middle of the night.
Which was too bad because as a horn dog I would have gladly fucked again!
That's (belive it or don't) the condensed version of my most memorable wedding pick up.
Over a decade ago (shit I hate getting older sometimes) I was at a wedding in my home town. I believe was still in college- probably around 20-22 years old or so. Anyway the wedding was a major freaking blast- lots of booze flowing and an ex girlfriend showed up with killer weed- which we proceeded to smoke the shit out of on the balcony of the Elk's Club.
This is all just a prelude to give you an idea of the state of mind I was in- not just wedding hammered, but also wedding stoned to the begeezus belt. At some point I was dancing. At some other point I started dancing with some gal from out of town. The next thing I know I'm laying the mack on her as only I can when I'm wasted and she's somewhat wasted. I'm not sure if she smoked pot- it would help explain the rest of the evening.
We ended up going back to my place where thankfully my parents were out of town (again- this was college age me).
The sex was pretty darn good- I love eating pussy and hers was prime for licking up and down. She was a nut in the sack which I love but should have been a warning sign. I could go on and on about the sex but suffice it to say we did it a couple times before coming up for air. In retrospect I should have fucked her a third time right away to tire her out more.
We laid down to go to sleep and she apparently hit her psycho button. She started talking about how she was sure I was going to leave her, never call her etc. I was like, "Um, we just met at a wedding WASTED and fucked each other's brains out- we didn't exactly court each other you know?"
She got really beligerent and paranoid to the point where she said, "I'm just waiting for the other shoe to fall." What shoe, I'm not sure as we'd just met and I barely knew what name to say when we were fucking each other silly.
I tried to remain calm but she got weirder and weirder- accusatory and what not- I believe she left in the middle of the night.
Which was too bad because as a horn dog I would have gladly fucked again!
That's (belive it or don't) the condensed version of my most memorable wedding pick up.
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Sounds more like a warning to me.
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We use to crash weddings in college. We made sure that we got a list of all the weddings the sorority girls were going to (graduated sisters). Sometimes we had to go as dates and actually pay attention to the sorority girl who brought us, which is tough sometimes. Especially when things like the following were said "My grandfather was in Hawaii when the GERMANS bombed Pearl Harbor" -- NOT KIDDING.
Anyway -- hooking up at weddings is super easy. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME DANCING WITH THE FLOWER GIRL. Always have a drink and make sure you look like the group your in is having the best time. Build a fun group and the chicks will come.
Anyway -- hooking up at weddings is super easy. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME DANCING WITH THE FLOWER GIRL. Always have a drink and make sure you look like the group your in is having the best time. Build a fun group and the chicks will come.
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*bump and grind*
