Wearing Clothes for the First Time

[sirhugs]

Eighteen Year Old girl raised on an isolated nudist colony (or maybe her family ran a science station on an isolated Pacific Island & they abandoned clothes before she was born). Now sent away to college, has to wear clothes for the first time...

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Yes, one sees the pornographic possibilities (Excuse me, I meant "erotic" possibilities. It was just that the damn alliteration got me.) immediately, but there is also room for humor if the girl is self-determined and does not recognize "because" as an answer, but rather insists on knowing the reason "why."

> You must cover yourself -- your bottom and your breasts!

>> Why?

> People can see them.

>> What's wrong with that? Don't you like my breasts?

> They're fine --- cover them up.

>> That doesn't make sense. Tell me the truth, you think I've got ugly breasts!

> Good god! Of course I don't!

>> Well, if they're not ugly, why should I hide them?

> They might get cold...

>> Nonsense, it's a bright sunny day.

> Shit! Here come the Beta Chi. For God's sake, make yourself decent!

>> I AM decent!
(walks swiftly ahead)
Hi, gentlemen, may I join you?

 

[sirhugs]

"hi, gentlemen, may I join you? "

"why, are you a carpenter?"

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"No, but your bodies are bifurcated. The split goes all the way up to your ass, and I have glue."