We must have Kyoto!

[SINthysist]

OMG, I never realized how terrible man was. We have now spread our pollution to Mars! Yes, the Martian ice caps show signs of thawing and releasing green house gasses that will turn Mars into a greenhouse hothouse, and causing it to have a more Oxygen-rich atmopshere and a more moderate climate.

Now since everyone knows that my original contention, that the sun's natural warming cycle and a decade-long period of warming and increased sunspot activity has more to do with global warming than anything else done by man and that Global Warming was bad, nay even, junk, science, was dead wrong (shades of ClosetDesire and the names I was called and the times in which my very sanity was challenged), then man must be causing this disaster on Mars (orbiter landings and such, I must imagine), since it is man and man's activities causing it on Earth.

So in a retreat from isolation (isolationist was one of the epithats hurled at me from the left), I want to get on the Kyoto bandwagon! I WAS WRONG! WE NEED TO GET THIS TREATY RATIFIED! QUICKLY! BEFORE WE ALL DIE!

But I wonder, who negotiates for the Martians? How do we determine the proper CO2 Emmission levels, and more importantly, with whom do we negotiate with for the buying of credits from the Martians so that we can keep our robust economy running a little longer? The UN?

Curious minds want to know!


Your humble reporter A_J out...

 

[Moridin187]

I hope you're being sarcastic... I can't prove you wrong if you're not, I'm an ascientist and don't really "know" enough to do so.

 

[SINthysist]

Arguing my point by absurdity.

When this first came up and I was Andra_Jenny and the Kyoto treaty was THE TOPIC for the left and the best way they had to bash the right, I tried to use decent science to say that they, and hence Kyoto, were wrong in it's assumptions on the causes of global warning.

I was tarred and feathered and hung in effegy. I was called an idiot, a drunk, a person living in a virtual world by the Submariner ClosetDesire. Every qualification I offered was one-up-ed. Every argument I offered was poo-poohed. Then Texan came on board, with excellent scientific credentials and said the same things I said, only better, and people really unloadedon me since they could not attack him.

Then I started the Andra_Jenny Show and became maybe the most hated member of the board.

I am just being a big man and admitting I was wrong and they were right ...

tee hee, forever the Diogenes...

 

[miles]

OMG!!!!!!!

MARTIAN WARMING

 

[WriterDom]

Go ahead and blame the Sun. We all know the Earth is causing Solar System warming.

 

[SINthysist]

Yes, the solar system was much better off in the days when it revolved around the earth. We must rewrite the books and set things straight!

 

[Moridin187]

Flat earthers unite!

The world is not round!

the sun revolves around us!

We are the center of the universe!

 

[SINthysist]

Here Here!
Invade Mars!
Solar Conquest is our manifest destiny!

 

[tmuyo]

mars: the next stepping stone to humans plaguing the universe ^_^

on with the invasion and destruction of it all. but do you think we can finish before the sun becomes a white dwarf and melts our asses and the rest of the universe into liquid shit?

eh, who cares, i want me a planet plagued by human concerns, and earth is boring....

 

[SINthysist]

We will nudge Saturn into Jupiter and create a binary star system!

 

[SINthysist]

And I'm really sorry,

but you gotta get annoyed at someone who's sig is longer than thier post .